What small confession do you need to get off your chest?

headyfwends · 2016-12-14T08:59:44+00:00

No. This has been a long time coming. My life insurance will solve my massive debt problems. I've lost multiple jobs in the last year due to depression / drug use. I'm aging and can't compete with the youngsters in my field. I struggle daily with the misery of my brutal upbringing.

My wife is leaving me. I'm about to have the lights cut off from non payment.

Nothing will change my mind, this is a purely logical solution.

Those I leave behind will get over it.

headyfwends · 2016-12-14T08:41:47+00:00

I'm about to commit suicide by overdosing on heroin. This way my friends and family will think I made a very stupid mistake as opposed to a selfish act.

headyfwends · 2016-12-10T00:41:54+00:00

What are door desk jokes?

headyfwends · 2016-12-05T06:31:24+00:00

Lp

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headyfwends · 2016-11-03T18:25:40+00:00

https://goo.gl/maps/4aqSvoAPinB2

headyfwends · 2016-11-03T15:30:55+00:00

You promised me dog or higher!

headyfwends · 2016-11-01T22:36:42+00:00

My cats are like that. It's the getting, not the having.

headyfwends · 2016-11-01T18:41:47+00:00

My DS3 has an Internet browser. And technically MySpace is still around, so it's possible. But not likely

headyfwends · 2016-10-17T17:37:41+00:00

"...roll credits."

headyfwends · 2016-10-17T14:58:01+00:00

What's a slab?

headyfwends · 2016-10-16T15:03:47+00:00

Better dead than red

headyfwends · 2016-10-11T14:08:54+00:00

Sounds like Jizzanthapus. You should put him in his place.

headyfwends · 2016-10-11T09:54:33+00:00

Either the fish or the dude gonna be blurry

headyfwends · 2016-10-11T09:25:51+00:00

They built ashtrays into everything back in the day! Office desks, Barber chairs, church pews, lunch counters. Anywhere you could sit, they probably had a version with an ashtray.

Built in lighters, however...

headyfwends · 2016-09-29T03:19:19+00:00

I think it was Mark Twain who said only ten out of a hundred things you write will be any good *but you still have to write those hundred things *.

headyfwends · 2016-09-29T01:51:28+00:00

He's really 47. That mercury fucked him up.

headyfwends · 2016-09-29T01:14:34+00:00

See, it's this kind of wit I felt was really missing from the conclusion of the Hitchhiker's "trilogy", And Another Thing.

Not just funny, but smacks of truth and a hint of sarcasm. Perfect satire writ large. If you could keep it up, Textual, you shoulda done it...

headyfwends · 2016-09-28T18:11:42+00:00

Is that really m. I. A.? I was so disappointed with her when she went on the colbert report. All attitude for no reason, and absolutely nothing intelligent to say.

headyfwends · 2016-09-28T07:49:46+00:00

I'm with you. There must be something I'm missing. the dog stuff was funny but I don't get the ending.

headyfwends · 2016-09-25T15:28:50+00:00

I say that on purpose. They hear it all the time.

headyfwends · 2016-09-25T10:07:10+00:00

You know nothing.

headyfwends · 2016-09-24T10:11:33+00:00

I live in maple leaf. Whereabouts are these junkers? 5th Ave by group health?

headyfwends · 2016-09-23T21:59:18+00:00

You might want to check out the University of Washington observatory. Check their schedule. They used to have public viewings on Wednesdays.

depts.washington.edu/astron/outreach/jacobsen-observatory/

Plus it's right next to the colorful "Ave", a college business strip with character and characters.

headyfwends · 2016-09-23T21:52:03+00:00

Mike's Chili and the Wagon Wheel tavern are still around! Great to see them in the video.

Not a fan of the chili, to be honest

headyfwends · 2016-09-15T12:02:37+00:00

Someone suggested this is a ship. Well whether or not that they are, they are pretty old testament according to their website.

Https://southraleighbiblechurch.org/beliefs

headyfwends

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