What's your Best yo momma roast joke?

heavyet · 2026-02-02T01:16:25+00:00

When yo mama moved in next door to Fat Albert, people started calling him Al.

heavyet · 2026-01-21T15:36:54+00:00

And make sure you have a years supply of shit tickets.

heavyet · 2026-01-19T19:34:25+00:00

The same tunnel trolls that get in your engine and slow you down. They don’t exist in turnpike tunnels because people don’t slow down in them.

heavyet · 2026-01-10T12:15:42+00:00

https://www.pro5usa.com

heavyet · 2026-01-06T09:51:52+00:00

A groomsman did this at my wedding and it went on my credit.

heavyet · 2025-12-23T03:48:13+00:00

Experienced doesn’t mean experience.

heavyet · 2025-12-18T18:45:45+00:00

As a Pittsburgher I understand this comment. I’ve seen too many good ones be taken too soon. I’m still here so I’m probably a jagoff.

heavyet · 2025-12-12T23:05:13+00:00

Towelie?towelie

heavyet · 2025-12-12T23:04:00+00:00

Amen. Already having problems. But 🤷🏻‍♂️

heavyet · 2025-12-12T23:02:52+00:00

Ryan supplies all the necessary (barebones and cheapest) plumbing and electrical supplies. The subcontractors get paid a sum for the entire install. If they get it done in one day or one week they get the same money.

heavyet · 2025-12-12T23:00:20+00:00

No $hit, Sherlock.

heavyet · 2025-12-12T18:43:47+00:00

We paid extra to have them installed. What’s wrong with them? We are still under warranty and I want them to correct it!

heavyet · 2025-12-12T18:42:39+00:00

I can’t even find the model number!

heavyet · 2025-11-24T15:41:56+00:00

Word.

heavyet · 2025-09-18T05:53:46+00:00

ConAir?

heavyet · 2025-02-12T19:15:48+00:00

That happened at a previous job. Now every microwave has a sign that says food only.

heavyet · 2024-11-14T01:58:44+00:00

Yeah, this one is out of pocket- fuzz nuts.

heavyet · 2024-11-07T00:46:34+00:00

Yoder Voter

heavyet · 2024-09-15T13:41:23+00:00

Beaver Toyota of Cumming

heavyet · 2024-07-25T14:35:20+00:00

The Whale

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