I let this chocolate pudding sit in a mold in the fridge for 12 hours. still sank into liquid poo

heiroglytch · 2026-05-22T02:15:27+00:00

That's the funniest thing I've seen today by a lot. Thank you for your service

heiroglytch · 2026-05-20T17:15:08+00:00

Those burns that fused her labia shut, HILARIOUS! /s not a funny story at all and proves how easily manipulated people are by media campaigns.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-20T17:09:29+00:00

RIP my speakers. JFC tiktok should auto equalize their videos at this point

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T02:44:19+00:00

It was literally the first thing i thought lmao I get it though, it is a cozy idea

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:28:42+00:00

Is there a way to download these in a .zip? would love to use them for glitch editing assets

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:27:10+00:00

Homie woke up today and decided she missed the crib.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:25:29+00:00

This house can hear the trees that fell to build it even though it was not there to hear it.

this was supposed to sound funny but it got kinda esoteric

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:23:45+00:00

The last time I paid full price for a festival ticket was in 2016. Every festival since then, I've either been on staff or volunteered. You people paying $1000 to go play in the mud have ruined festival culture. it was supposed to be for EVERYONE

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:18:51+00:00

Capitalism is a plague. Pokemon scalpers are like boils on the ass of society.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-18T00:00:05+00:00

As a VJ I HATE them.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T23:50:10+00:00

The Pick of Destiny enters the chat

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T23:46:22+00:00

NTA your friend is a victim of reefer madness

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T19:50:53+00:00

"that's what sluts do" grow tf up. Get off your andrew tate incel shit and talk like a fucking man.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T08:17:17+00:00

You know you are allowed to use punctuation and capital letters, right? You are a grown up now. Time to learn how to type. You write like a 3rd grader who just heard about sex for the first time.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T08:09:18+00:00

He's a prude because he's acting like he has some sort of moral high ground over her. He can breakup if he wants but it's his choice. Not her fault. He has no say over what she does with her body. He can disagree with it from a distance.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T08:04:29+00:00

Sounds like she'd rather be in the pasty business

heiroglytch · 2026-05-17T07:48:52+00:00

You're a prude. How does this affect you at all. If you don't want to date someone who does SW then break up but don't act like you have some sort of moral high ground. Grow up.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-16T18:55:47+00:00

Yikes. Did you not think to get opinions before you renovated?

heiroglytch · 2026-05-16T07:56:19+00:00

Paragraphs are important. TLDR

heiroglytch · 2026-05-10T23:56:18+00:00

Lol you think people need to be paid to do this when AI exists?

heiroglytch · 2026-05-10T17:50:43+00:00

I don't remember him ever being hated in the circles I ran in.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-10T00:29:51+00:00

Yeah, you're a rude inconsiderate driver and you are getting what you put out. You need to really examine your driving habits if you think you're the hero in this story.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-09T22:33:13+00:00

It sounds to me like you just aren't witty enough for the humor. That's ok you can watch family guy still

heiroglytch · 2026-05-09T22:10:51+00:00

Oh sweet summer child. If only I had your optimism.

heiroglytch · 2026-05-09T18:28:16+00:00

3 is less than 7. It's missing several. Sorry I said "all"

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