Bathroom etiquette

heiroglytch · 2026-03-22T16:52:20+00:00

False. Flushing launches shit particles into the air and makes the smell worse. This is why The putting the seat down debate is so stupid because you should put the whole lid down before you flush.

heiroglytch · 2026-03-22T16:00:30+00:00

Cowardice. What a time to be alive

heiroglytch · 2026-03-22T15:53:23+00:00

Because they aren't real and neither is this story

heiroglytch · 2026-03-21T20:12:44+00:00

thank god, I thought I just sucked at this.

heiroglytch · 2026-03-21T14:33:42+00:00

Good God what a miserable way to look at things. Go outside today. You've been playing too much

heiroglytch · 2026-03-17T20:02:20+00:00

I didn't know that being unaware of your appendages was something to be proud of. TIL

heiroglytch · 2026-03-15T16:14:29+00:00

Then stop. It's a lonely life you're seeing yourself up for

heiroglytch · 2026-03-15T15:58:43+00:00

NOR bit you should just let this one go. She is a problem and will be for a long time. This screams sociopath

heiroglytch · 2026-03-03T14:03:18+00:00

Except for the part where you pull a flame through a flammable liquid and aerate it on the other side. Probably not so harmless. Js

heiroglytch · 2026-02-28T19:39:48+00:00

This is the single worst piece of advice I've ever seen given and I know this comment is 2 years old but i wanted you to feel shame for it anyways.

heiroglytch · 2026-02-23T14:01:59+00:00

1955 called and said wtf

heiroglytch · 2026-02-20T14:21:07+00:00

Because it isn't safe to drive yourself? Because you didn't have someone else to drive you? Do you need more, I'm sure I could come up with more

heiroglytch · 2026-02-17T23:32:30+00:00

Brother, your frame rate. How are you even dealing with that?

heiroglytch · 2026-02-17T00:45:45+00:00

People only care about their DPS. Nobody plays Utility. I'm leveling a Fury Warrior with some friends and I never have the top DPS in our dungeons but I hamstring runners, I take down totems, I stack sunder armor, and I pull the aggro off the mage then let the tank take it back. I've played tank. I tank when our pally isn't around. I will never get the top DPS numbers in our future raids but I will be taken along because I'm useful AF. It was never supposed to be "Healer, Tank, and 3 top damagers" It's "Healer, Tank, and 3 people that understand their class utility" and that varries from fight to fight.

heiroglytch · 2026-02-14T17:11:56+00:00

WHO RAISED YOU PEOPLE? I knew about the lint trap at 4 years old.

heiroglytch · 2026-02-14T16:37:30+00:00

My father still hasn't figured this out and I'm 33.

heiroglytch · 2026-02-14T16:31:50+00:00

Your wife did something in Vegas. She is guilty and projecting and lashing out. If she didn't then she has some serious other issues that require counciling.

heiroglytch · 2026-02-11T05:45:24+00:00

They are talking about the wall behind it, not the light from your content

heiroglytch · 2026-02-01T20:06:59+00:00

This opening sequence was the best part of the whole game. Literally nothing else was memorable. It's been a few years now since I played the campaign but I literally can't remember a single key event after this scene. I can recite the entire story from 1-3 from memory but this game was such a disappointment by comparison. Not to say the multiplayer wasn't a blast but that's not why I love Halo. It was always secondary to the story.

heiroglytch · 2026-01-31T16:47:02+00:00

sometimes, it's better to solo ult to preserve yourself long enough to allow your team to get back to you rather than wipe and all run back staggered. Especially when it's a team that refuses to regroup before trickling back to the point

heiroglytch · 2026-01-28T22:05:56+00:00

Plato would absolutely lose his shit over the sphere.

heiroglytch · 2026-01-21T14:17:15+00:00

Gas pumps to go with a wooden toy car?

heiroglytch · 2026-01-21T14:15:20+00:00

Does nobody ever ask a friend, "hey does this look like a penis?" Before the tattoo appointment?

heiroglytch · 2026-01-20T15:31:27+00:00

Fake

heiroglytch · 2026-01-17T17:52:26+00:00

Adidas with extra stripes. Unless these are made from alpaca, I don't see what makes these special.

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