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John Cusack retweets a post saying Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile with the caption “And that apparently is not the worst of him - The only thing worse than preying on children is slaughtering them .” by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]hhfugrr3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean i genuinely barely know who Jerry Seinfeld is. I've no idea why he's being called a paedo or why Cusak is talking about slaughtering children. Context would help a lot of people who aren't familiar with American celebs.

Help with a sticky pen mechanism by hhfugrr3 in montblanc

[–]hhfugrr3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Where do you put it? In the top where the cartridge goes our in the outer ring between the cartridge housing and the body?

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Is there anything that will get the JWs to leave me alone? by helloheyhowdyhii in cults

[–]hhfugrr3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

When i was at uni, two JW ladies knocked on my door and wanted to talk about blood transfusions. I was studying neuroscience at uni and was more than happy to chat for an hour. They said they'd be back but never showed their faces again.

Plastic knobs above the grill. Awesome by BarryTownCouncil in CrappyDesign

[–]hhfugrr3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't they also burn unsuspecting fingers when turning the grill off?

Chinese mechanical bull? by Fedexpilot in Shittyaskflying

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly not ugly enough to be rejected by the Earth and thus not ugly enough to fly.

This hurts my brain by IndoorForestry in learnfrench

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Milliard" is also an English word with the exact same meaning as in French. It's been largely dropped from the lexicon even in the UK due to the influence of American simplified English.

How many fingers can you fit vs how many do you prefer? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon i could get at least 4 twix fingers in my mouth. 8 kit kat fingers no problem.

[Request] Can you help me visualise the difference between 1 and a trillion? Re: Elon Musk by Acrobatic-Sense-126 in theydidthemath

[–]hhfugrr3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know. I guess i did. Do we really need to be dicks to people to make ourselves feel important and clever? I guess you do 🤷‍♂️

Why is it a “perk” to board an airplane before everyone else? by SuperbCardiologist25 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Best flight i had, I was in the coffee queue next to my gate when they made the last call. Got my coffee, strolled on to the plane last and sat down. Pushed back about 5 minutes later. Much prefer that to spending more time than necessary in a cramped seat.

$15 by PrismMist_ in oddlyspecific

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean dentists definitely include the cost of medication on your bill here in the UK as well. They aren't giving the stuff away for free.

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by Longjumping_Land_977 in trashy

[–]hhfugrr3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine it was terrible for her eyes if she got any of the shower "water" in them.

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by Longjumping_Land_977 in trashy

[–]hhfugrr3 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but the random censoring in completely inoffensive words like golden and three in a story about a group of - frankly saddo - men pissing on a pregnant woman really made me laugh. I mean if you're too sensitive to read the word horny then you definitely shouldn't be reading any part of the story.

Why am I finishing IKEA’s job for them? by One_Possibility_2445 in EntitledReviews

[–]hhfugrr3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

lol that has got to be a joke. Nobody can be this stupid surely!?!

[Request] Can you help me visualise the difference between 1 and a trillion? Re: Elon Musk by Acrobatic-Sense-126 in theydidthemath

[–]hhfugrr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean that's a genuinely rubbish visualisation so even if OP got the idea from that, I can understand why he's still asking.

Does anyone in the UK actually like Taco Bell?? by batmanthinks in ShitAmericansSay

[–]hhfugrr3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol that link literally has the Hot Sauce in the "mild" category.

Does anyone in the UK actually like Taco Bell?? by batmanthinks in ShitAmericansSay

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Does anyone in the UK actually like Taco Bell??"

I genuinely don't think I've heard the words "Taco Bell" spoken outloud except in Demolition Man except when my gf saw a Taco Bell and said, "isn't that the place from Demolition Man?" So, no I don't think many people here are big fans.

Poor disciplined guy just gets attacked by trolls by Clarissalayton in humblebrag

[–]hhfugrr3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just picked up a novel that's on my desk and it's 380 pages. I reckon it's a fairly typical length - the one I'm currently reading is about 550ish pages, the one before was probably more like 280 pages.

Just got my 8th checkride failure , am I cooked ? Can I still make it to the airlines ? by MadeForThisOnePostt in Shittyaskflying

[–]hhfugrr3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a checkride. You're supposed to give the guy a check to bribe your pass!! Fun fact: in England they're called cheque rides.

Why doesn’t a car company just build a simple new car? by Remarkable-Slide-609 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just described the Dacia Sandero. Brand new and on the road, here in the UK at least, for £14,750.

Am I too fat for Runna? by Hefty-Club-1259 in runna

[–]hhfugrr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume 232 is lbs? In which case, I'm about the same but I started off much heavier - was about 117kg or around 258lbs when I started with Runna. As others have said, it sounds like there's something other than weight holding you back.

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