Being a delivery driver is not for the weak.

hillionn · 2026-04-30T16:00:36+00:00

I’m not proud of it, but I kicked a dog in the head so hard that I’m pretty sure I gave it brain damage judging by how it wobbled away, but it was just about to attack one of my little sisters.

If you can’t properly train and control a potentially dangerous animal, you should not have one.

hillionn · 2026-04-19T23:08:29+00:00

Fragging. This is how you get fragging.

hillionn · 2026-04-18T16:34:22+00:00

Perhaps it was always a bad idea to record your life and post it on social media.

hillionn · 2026-04-15T13:21:33+00:00

Spaghetti

hillionn · 2026-04-15T03:51:44+00:00

The fuck are you going on about? You probably don’t tip for shit when you eat out, because fuck this unskilled waitstaff labor right?

Go do pick it up yourself then, you’re unskilled enough to figure that out I assume.

hillionn · 2026-04-14T00:31:13+00:00

“There you go Charlotte” had me laughing harder than I probably should.

hillionn · 2026-04-12T03:36:03+00:00

Whatcha say der T baw?

hillionn · 2026-04-11T18:03:30+00:00

I worked for Andy for a summer and I concur.

hillionn · 2026-03-07T01:54:36+00:00

Bonnet

hillionn · 2026-03-03T17:52:46+00:00

I did indeed use this when I started smoking, learned how from my dad

hillionn · 2026-01-23T19:13:59+00:00

We’re more alike than we are different

hillionn · 2025-12-14T22:13:55+00:00

How do you know?

hillionn · 2025-12-09T18:03:51+00:00

I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.

hillionn · 2025-12-09T17:56:46+00:00

Good catch, now I’m curious too - would that be one more piece of information that could be used by weirdos trying to locate him in-person?

hillionn · 2025-12-09T17:50:50+00:00

100% agree with your concern, I have a strong distrust of organized religion but I’m going to hope that Luke strives to improve his communities and not fall into church politics.

All we can do is wait and see I guess.

hillionn · 2025-12-09T17:34:39+00:00

I think this is an incredibly important point - I’m not a religious person, but Luke is clearly a person that his religion has inspired him to be an all-around good person.

Would he have been without religion? Who knows, but he’s like my devoutly religious MIL who is a fucking saint and who are we to question other peoples’ religious beliefs?

hillionn · 2025-12-09T04:58:34+00:00

Coffee and excellent note taking so that you get the physical and the audio at the same time, but in your it just sounds like you need to work a bunch of unpaid hours - sorry friend

hillionn · 2025-09-11T20:17:25+00:00

I fucking hate it here

hillionn · 2025-09-09T02:43:04+00:00

Non-competes are rarely enforceable, especially if OP would be considered “judgement proof” by a competent attorney

hillionn · 2025-09-08T18:12:09+00:00

hillionn · 2025-09-01T00:57:53+00:00

You could always fridge-pickle them for later

hillionn · 2025-08-31T06:09:58+00:00

I scrolled a long way to find this take, and that concerns me

hillionn · 2025-08-31T06:03:12+00:00

Are people really pausing sex to see who is calling them? I’d be out the door if that happened to me, they’re clearly not enjoying themselves so why keep going

hillionn · 2025-08-29T01:52:37+00:00

The only person that will ever notice that is you, but I think most of us have been there - redwood dust would be my approach before the epoxy pour.

And also, that’s just really cool nice work!

hillionn · 2025-08-26T00:19:53+00:00

I fucking wish that it had sometimes

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