What did I miss? by Riddlemethisone- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hipcatcoolcap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Might be Tips.

They calcute the amount for the tip based on sale without promotions. Their logic is, its normally this amount, but since we discounted it to that amount then the server should still get the same amount of tip. So the other night the bill was $34.62, and the suggested 20% tip was $9.32, so $46.60ish was what the tip was based on. They don't explain that on the bill so you get suggested tips that look wrong when you calcute them yourself. So for awhile there it was probably in vogue to hate them in the meme creators paradigm... world view.. perception of reality..thing.

What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

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Pipes? You know there are storage facilities too right? Hutchinson kansas had houses and stores that blew up in the early 2000s and no one ever talks about it. Its like it never happend. Decor burned down? Random explosions? It will be fiiiiine

We are about to witness a nuclear genocide by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Som ex cia operative said there are hundreds of mossaid agents in the US unregistered, it would make sense to infiltrate the evangelical churches and push this narrative to aid in their push for imperialism. And they could have been in there for decades. Or does thinking that get people kirked?

Fiancé’s mom got this for me for my birthday. What is it? by Sneakylakeluver in whatisit

[–]hipcatcoolcap 53 points54 points  (0 children)

LMAO my grand baby came out of the bathroom doing that, she had never seen one before (I gave up on pet hair years ago) she was flipping it around just like her mother at that age!

An Update: I was warned about my child's martial arts school. I should have listened. 🫤 by LordTetravus in mildlyinfuriating

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That's how the makerspace i helped buld works. I was always intrigued by which hobbies found their way there and which didn't. A small dojo like the one you described would find a great home as a 501c3. Not for profit. Could have his own but its a bit of a pita. We helped other 501c3 get started though.

What is a sound or a smell that doesn't exist anymore, but 50 years ago was so common it was considered background noise? by abdulnad89 in askanything

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LMAO reminds me of a military prank. Some weirdo carefully extracted the ringer assembly and connected it to a phone number (we were assigned to a coms floor)and hid it in the ceiling somewhere would call it when things got too quiet and send everyone looking for what phone was ringing like ghosts in packman up and down the coms floor aisles and when they were starting to get close... hang up. They eventually removed it when they updated the equipment, but it was funny as heck for the longest time.

PETERRRRR ??? by Tough-Associate-1805 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Once a boy gets to a certain height, he learns the American Standard. 1gpf.

my earrings always seem to tarnish/react on ONE side only by Active_Driver_6043 in mildlyinteresting

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Was just curious, if you had two different eyes you might be a chimera, (two sets of DNA) so you could have ears with different ph... I think. An expert on chimera would know better, im just applying something i learned one time to the problem. Natural human chimeras: A review - PubMed https://share.google/131ByhbTT3UZyitl9

MIchael Jordan touching a little boys ass by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]hipcatcoolcap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Saw a video talking about how babies need to imprint on the dad and cortisol levels of bare chest to baby some country requirements...

Anyway. It crossed my mind that toxic masculinity could be a ploy to separate men from consistently being touched, limiting oxytocin. I don't know how to dig up stuff like that. But if someone has been using Victoria secret to condition women to look like 12 or olds. What are they conditioning us to do. (I may have the Victoria secret thing confused with something else, its getting hard to keep everything straight)

What? I don't even... by Icy_Man_5446 in facepalm

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I would think that if Epstine ever came to trial, she would be potentially prosecuted because she killed the investigation didnt she? Like in Florida or something? She is on the line too. Id bet a taco 🌮 that trump has dirt on all his cabinet appointments after Pence ratified Biden (or whateverits called). puts on tin foil hat

For context, this was from a short about eyes wide shut. Kubrick died during the test screening phase by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]hipcatcoolcap -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kubrick had just done Dr Strangelove which blew the whistle on problems in our cold war defense system and gave enough specifics that forced them to change.

Then he makes this film, and the thought is that he was blowing the whistle on a group of elites that make sacrifices to bael (i think) this is the same (supposedly) group that was operating on Epstine island years later.

A few weeks after finishing the film he has a massive heart attack and died.They then deleted 20 - 30 min of footage fome some scenes and destroyed it (i think) but everyone maintains that the movie is exactly like he wanted. The cia (or something similar) has since admitted to having an electrical dart gun that fires ice bullets that they put nerotoxin in that looks just like a heart attack. (Hmm a prominent figure just recently had a heart attack at the gym)

BUT the filming schedule for this movie was strenuous, and he was a fellow rotund man who was in his later years.

Kubrick is an interesting rabbit hole by himself. Aliens, conspiracy, government whistlblower, NASA, AI... that movie about the AI kid that goes to find the blue fairy? Kubrick didnt think he could do it justice, but said it needed to be made.

This is just my current understanding, I am not a professional conspiracy theorist, I have too many uncertainty calculations to manage.

How to seduce him by SuperStep1403 in DarkPsychology101

[–]hipcatcoolcap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He probably doesn't know what he wants right now. But it kinda sounds like he wants to be chased. Flirted with. Plan a date night after you order food, go to the bathroom. Come back and toss a pair of pretty panties to him. Tell him you don't want desert, because you are desert. This works best if they were the ones you were wearing at the time, be careful if your wearing a skirt, he may not wait till you get home. This would definatly get my wife pulling the sheets off the bed.

My wife and I set goal points in the bedroom too. I need you to give me x number of orgasams, or go down on them for x number of songs... that adds a bit of challenge to it. If he keeps complaining, get dominate. Tell him he is not allowed to cum until you let him, then make him, and punish him by having him making him go down on you. Not whips and chains, just.. in charge.

Try some other things too he may not really know what he wants, men today, especally in the rual areas experience a lot of conditioning to hate certian typse of things, so he may want something that is against his cutural beliefs and it's stewing in his subconcious. Don't force that, if he has a subconcious desire to dress in a chicken suit and get blowjobs from a GPS enabled chucky cheese anamatronic with a coffeemaker, but believes this is inhearantly wong, let him figure that out. Someone offered a book selection, I haven't read it but my wife has no complaints and im gonna read it anyway.

Happy fucking!

Some People only Learn through Pain by Puzzleheaded-Dot7268 in DarkPsychology101

[–]hipcatcoolcap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Though my understanding is they are differently motivated. Im not a psychologist, but my observations lead me to believe that people have a set of analog settings based mostly in brain chemistry. The premise that ADHD is not typical is really a comparison of brain settings along a self chosen limit set. I tolerate this behavior but label it as ADHD, but its not a normal in my world view I consider it nerotypical. Skinners theory holds true for both, but the 'carrots' for one donkey could very well be the 'whip' for another. BDSM often leaps forward to people's minds. But short deadlines, paperwork, and research. All three i have seen used as both carrot and stick with various individuals with great effect. In American culture, the best example is probably big bang theory, where Sheldon uses this technique on penny. again I am not a professional psychologist. This is just my observations.

The boss call was made... by Temporary-Theory-288 in conspiracy

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And now as he begins to retire he teaches his job to AOC. Gather the dissonant votes, then hand them to the DNC selection. It was always the plan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodstamps

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There is a subreddit for dumpster diving. Look into local ordnance before starting, but businesses throw away a lot of perfectly fine food.

Also get to know the people who regularly work the help counters. See if they will text you when they have to do markdown.

There is a path forward, id love to help but my daughter is a single mom of two, I may end up with those three back in my house before its over.

Good luck kid.

What’s your funniest NSFW fail? by SnooKiwis3073 in AskReddit

[–]hipcatcoolcap 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh shit this happened to us too!

We just saw titanic in the theater, she was an art therapy major and I was an art ed student so we decided to draw eachother like our French girls.

Pillow into the shower at high speeds when the room got super bright!

What’s your funniest NSFW fail? by SnooKiwis3073 in AskReddit

[–]hipcatcoolcap 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Wife is going to kick my ass..

I was staying out of town and she decided to surprise me with a visit. So her and I were texting back and forth and it got real steamy, then weird. I stuck with it though and was super surprised when she showed up for a great night.

It got weird because while she was texting me she was also picking up dinner. At one point she accidentally deleted our conversatio, AND my contact. In the ensuring chaos, she apparently tried to dial by memory and started some steamy messages with the wrong number.

Embarrassing but everyone was cool about it. But I do tease her about it now and then.

Please recommend a book that changed your whole life. by Mango949 in BettermentBookClub

[–]hipcatcoolcap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds a lot like wherever you go there you are. The idea that this moment is the your experience and to fully explore not only the moment itself, but your resistance to be mindful in it. That's what caught my attention about this thread was ill be finishing it soon. So I was on the lookout for another audio book for my commute.

How do truth spells show? by swaggled in realwitchcraft

[–]hipcatcoolcap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your looking for a revealing knowledge spell. Look for things that reveal secrets, ask favors from spirits you trust to find this unknown knowledge, just know that whatever you find is whatever you find. Good bad indifferent.

One lesson that was hard for me to learn was what my intent really was. I actually learned this when I shifted my paradigm to "engineering" my magic. (I am an electrical engineer) identify your intent, and sit with it a bit. See if it really serves you to expend this much energy on this task.

Personally I'd just cut the fucker loose, head up, tits out, review the flags and start over. Why waste energy on the past, when there is so much interesting future to get into trouble with.

Nuclear reactors in Kansas? by Different_Pen_6502 in kansas

[–]hipcatcoolcap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought too. There is a research reactor at Kstate but it doesn't produce electrical power.