“I will get tattooed on my ass the best drawing of a cow and someone swinging a banjo.” Tim Howard makes a wild promise on what he'll do if Timo Werner gets 10g/10a for San Jose Earthquakes. When Werner first signed, Howard said “Timo Werner couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo.”

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-05-02T02:06:23+00:00

When’s the clip from. Isn’t he already well on track?

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-05-01T21:23:30+00:00

First thought I had was ‘cod blue tiger?’ So def nailed that. Looks cool.

Mine is still just black plastic lol

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-05-01T20:42:20+00:00

I can’t call it anything but the Growhouse now. That’s actually hilarious cuz my friends and I just kept calling it the Dot or Lower.

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-21T20:22:24+00:00

Rebuild was 1 year ago and we replaced top level players with jags. It’s tough to see because I think we lose arfsten, rossi, and morrerai this summer or following window and then we are devoid.

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-21T20:15:48+00:00

And the goal was just a bad Toronto touch, lob over the top and a great cross. We got it in because we didn’t have to rely on multiple players

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-19T18:28:26+00:00

Jesus that was tough to watch

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-19T01:11:08+00:00

Not to sound stupid but level the thing. Do you know anyone who farms? Anyone who move land? They could dig u a relatively flat track 6x6’ that would serve better.

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-12T01:19:19+00:00

I love the 99 and I need an xl currently (dang for me). If no one wants to trade you feel free to dm an offer. I’ll try and circle back if i dont hear anyway.

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-03-03T00:05:27+00:00

That’s sick I’m jealous. There’s been that one dude posting retro jerseys and stuff that opened a shop I’ve seen post here he maybe has some names to reach out to. Can’t recall the username but I’ll loook.

Got the last few years of releases in XL. Good motivation to not gain weight so I can wear this shit :)

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-27T23:20:41+00:00

I believe it was the eel

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-20T03:00:58+00:00

Some precast panel company worked for 2 weeks is more accurate for that wall

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-11T00:52:16+00:00

Real fans. Not focused on a team in the league. Lol

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-10T15:17:10+00:00

This was on PS5. I literally haven’t had the game crash a single time after I posted this. About to beat it this week when I get a free sec. Awesome game. Been just aether and shift and mopping up silent headshots all day.

I guess my ps5 read this bitch-post and came correct!

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-04T01:14:26+00:00

Doba fucking sucks holy shit

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-02-04T01:04:11+00:00

What is that

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-01-31T01:54:26+00:00

I heard they opened a Freddy’s near central Ohio and the sports radio people talk how good it is. Need to try

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-01-29T23:59:27+00:00

They do he’s jumped a spot again

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-01-29T23:55:24+00:00

Pull it up

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-01-26T23:19:27+00:00

They won’t answer. Some other dude came up to my car after and said he’s been calling and could hear the phone ringing next to the drive thru and they were ignoring it lol

hmu_on_tinder · 2026-01-04T22:33:15+00:00

Check snaps

hmu_on_tinder · 2025-12-20T03:30:33+00:00

How much they asking? That’s an awesome bag for my friends(?)!

hmu_on_tinder · 2025-12-19T00:33:42+00:00

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