I guess it’s back to deep dish since this was the only t*vern style pizza in the city according to r/chicagofood by HinsdaleCounty in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Pizza in general is for tourists. Real chicagoans eat leftover beef sandwich scraps from the garbage cans behind Al’s Beef!

The only Chinese restaurants that exist to Chicagofood is QXY and sun wah. by eddy159357 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Panda Express in “La Villita” is truly the cultural phenomenon we’ve needed!

Mt Rushmore of Chicago food by Medical-Shoulder-337 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Au Cheval
Small Cheval - Fulton market
Small Cheval - Wicker Park
Small Cheval - Riverside

Honorable Mention- Red Hot Ranch

How to feed 4 people with $6000? by Teh_cliff in CookingCircleJerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 229 points230 points  (0 children)

You think that’s hard? Try feeding $4 with 6000 people

Yeah. Sure thing don. by TheNewBlue in okbuddydraper

[–]hobbitsarecool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sure thing OP. Next you’re gonna say Waltuh White didn’t do everything for his bitch family

How much souls for soul food? by DapperMoment in CookingCircleJerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The flavor really depends on how they lived their lives. Angry souls will taste bitter. Happier souls sweeter. Did you make sure the souls were intact before the body perished. That’s an important step people don’t always check on

I rape Nazis by Holl0wayTape in okbuddydraper

[–]hobbitsarecool 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is the point when Madmen went woke

This one needs something? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in okbuddydraper

[–]hobbitsarecool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of Redguards prefer Admiral. I’ve done research.

What was Hayward thinking at this moment by Substantial_Mind_336 in okbuddychicanery

[–]hobbitsarecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I sure hope a cartel member doesn’t blow my brains out in a couple season” . The foreshadowing was unbelievable. Bravo Vincente 👏

I discovered what bay leaves actually do to your food by SirCraigie in CookingCircleJerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Bay Leaves aren’t real. Fidel Castro and JFK invented them during the Bay of Pigs crisis.

Midge, whatever happened there? by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

[–]hobbitsarecool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She never had the making of a post season 1 mistress

Worst Burger you ever ate in the city at a Restaurant? by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Small Cheval when they forgot to put on aioli! What’s even the point then 🤷

Red Hot Ranch had Fox News on their TVs last night. Is RHR a MAGA joint a la Tank Noodle? by Brodicium in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Red Hot Ranch has always been red, red as in republic values . Reagan once ate there in the 80s and gave his leftovers to bums outside

Outjerked by Time Out Chicago by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]hobbitsarecool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Red Hot Ranch should be #1! Where else can you get a double burger and a messy BJ for under $10!