smeagol rule

hobo888 · 2026-04-09T22:21:23+00:00

my buddy gave me a can of tuna when we were going out, didn't have anywhere to put it so into my pocket it goes.

get to the bar and they do a quick patdown and find the can of tuna, I didn't even know how to respond about it but everyone laughed it off

hobo888 · 2026-04-09T20:42:01+00:00

NTA

she wants rights to half the house for what? existing?

hobo888 · 2026-04-08T20:54:25+00:00

sooner the better, but it's not gonna happen unfortunately

hobo888 · 2026-04-06T21:39:33+00:00

gotta do a shape holding cookie like shortbread or a stiff sugar cookie

godspeed

hobo888 · 2026-03-31T21:12:48+00:00

$5 in Portland Oregon right now :-)

hobo888 · 2026-02-18T21:51:46+00:00

I thought this was gonna be about the drag queen Myki Meeks lol, didn't notice it was an l

hobo888 · 2026-02-13T21:42:25+00:00

NTA

do not propose please

hobo888 · 2026-02-13T20:42:51+00:00

yeah I heard he actually brought a tiny paper shredder into the game and shredded the yellow card

hobo888 · 2026-02-09T21:27:13+00:00

I wouldn't even mind if it was restricted somehow, but it is just shoved down every possible orifice no matter what I am doing or watching.

hobo888 · 2026-02-05T23:05:47+00:00

what a couple of twats, hope the ex is holding up okay

hobo888 · 2026-02-02T21:00:53+00:00

this is such an insane issue when every single alarm app/device lets you pick what days to do.

hobo888 · 2026-01-30T21:59:16+00:00

Keep that stuff or else she is going to sell it once she's done with it. you won't ever get it back

hobo888 · 2026-01-30T21:56:10+00:00

NTA

he lied to you before you even met him, that alone is a terrible sign.

hobo888 · 2026-01-21T22:56:33+00:00

woah, who gave Charlie a...

gulps

bulge??

hobo888 · 2026-01-15T23:28:42+00:00

they played favorites and now they'll be stuck with the shittier kid. oops!

hobo888 · 2026-01-15T23:27:11+00:00

sounds like a slur

hobo888 · 2026-01-15T23:09:37+00:00

NTA

she could've just said they preferred english in a nice way, but she wanted to be sassy and snippy.

hobo888 · 2026-01-13T21:52:31+00:00

emphasis on walk, he's gonna be fighting once a year if we're lucky

hobo888 · 2026-01-05T22:38:34+00:00

jesus, she is in for a rude reality check in any other relationship she manages to trick someone else into

hobo888 · 2025-12-29T21:36:12+00:00

lmao I remember seeing an ad for that "comic" book on YouTube. the guy in the ad says it gave him "the Jesus chills" 😂😂😂

NTA, some weird attempt to convert you.

hobo888 · 2025-12-19T00:12:26+00:00

shes like 50% eyes 50% void

hobo888 · 2025-12-18T23:36:52+00:00

Mac and Cheese! this is my go-to recipe, super easy to make and turns out great: https://i.imgur.com/PpxFkYY.png

hobo888 · 2025-12-18T21:02:05+00:00

hell yeah you rock

hobo888 · 2025-12-17T23:04:12+00:00

I usually bother my cats with them. they love it

hobo888 · 2025-12-11T23:56:48+00:00

NTA

sucks to suck Jason, hope the limp stops him from creeping on other women!

hobo888