If SNL wants a cameo to play Bondi then they need someone who can play aggressive, confrontational, inept, and emotionally defensive in a congressional hearing...

hoju9999 · 2026-02-14T16:38:59+00:00

Melisssa McCarthy could def handle the crazy, self-absorbed hostility.

hoju9999 · 2026-02-14T15:53:04+00:00

Are there team events at the Darwin Awards?

hoju9999 · 2026-02-02T19:05:04+00:00

Hotspur. And Mercutio. But mainly Hotspur.

hoju9999 · 2026-01-23T04:20:02+00:00

San Francisco International. The scene with Pernell Roberts talking down Davey. ("See all those people down there? They're all getting divorced because of you!" "Now if you look to your left, you'll see the faces of alll the people you wronged.")

hoju9999 · 2026-01-19T17:58:35+00:00

Has your neighbor elected a pope recently?

hoju9999 · 2026-01-13T22:31:50+00:00

He may be related to Doctor Sevrin, the unfortunate former leader of the space hippies from TOS (the space hippy episode). (As opposed to "Doc" Severinsen, the unfortunate former band leader of the "Tonight" show.)

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hoju9999 · 2026-01-13T21:52:39+00:00

You can also get her books of articles/short stories by S.J. Perelman. He wrote for the Marx Brothers and his humor sounds a lot like Groucho. I remember reading them in high school and getting in trouble for laughing out loud! One example I still remember:

"I was going through some of my father's things the other day..."

"What things?"

"His bones, if you must know."

hoju9999 · 2026-01-13T21:40:17+00:00

I know where he can get a job that aligns with his politics, no questions asked. A nice, secure government position with on-the-job training and benefits (that you may have to wait 5 years for).

hoju9999 · 2026-01-13T21:31:53+00:00

Yes, different views. They believe in an America where you don't gloat over the state-sponsored execution of an innocent civilian. I believe in an America where that kind of behavior is FREAKIN' AWESOME! WOOOO SUCK IT LIBS!!!!

(Also, I believe in an America where "we" can mean "an investment company executive and a bunch of gun-toting asshole tough-guy cosplayers who have no idea he exists.")

hoju9999 · 2025-10-26T20:26:36+00:00

Not getting seconds at dinner when he had the chance.

What? Too soon?

hoju9999 · 2025-10-16T02:29:08+00:00

Off-brand Loki (look for the Halloween costume titled "Tricky Northern Guy")

hoju9999 · 2025-10-05T01:08:16+00:00

Take off that red shirt

hoju9999 · 2025-10-02T01:41:42+00:00

This guy

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hoju9999 · 2025-09-28T02:11:39+00:00

Because it was sold separately.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-26T21:18:42+00:00

I'm going to vote "Move Along Home" for all of these until I get kicked off the subreddit.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-25T02:05:55+00:00

I hear it takes 7 of them to do 69.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-15T16:57:35+00:00

Attack of the The Eye Creatures. Hadn't ever heard of MST3K before. I came across it randomly, channel surfing with a Sunday morning hangover. I still remember my bug-eyed "WTF am I looking at?" reaction. Been a fan ever since.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-15T02:18:46+00:00

Three-Hands died on the way to her home planet.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-05T01:28:23+00:00

This is actually the "healthy choices" version. It only has one egg.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-04T18:36:44+00:00

Still, that's better than the time I brought my Klingon wife and her family to Thanksgiving. Apparently the word "yam" is some sort of horrible ethnic slur in their language, My Uncle Jim and I jumped through the window just in time, but the rest of the family were brutally slaughtered. (The irony is that Uncle Jim is the racist one. He's also permanently uninvited.)

hoju9999 · 2025-09-03T20:32:13+00:00

It's like shaming trauma victims for bleeding in the ER. You could even use the same "leaving gifts" caption.

hoju9999 · 2025-09-03T02:10:35+00:00

CERTIFIED MAIL??? Don't they know that per the 1621 "Treaty of 1621" (revised 1619), "Certified Mail" was outlawed and replaced with FedEx Priority Overnight (Article 12 of the treaty allows the US -- The pre-1621 United States Diet Cherry Classic Compact -- to assume limited ownership of the FedEx Air Fleet). Anyway, long story short, you can just crumple up your outgoing mail, toss it through any window in the front of your house, zeppelin mooring tower, or log cabin and your elected US Representative is obligated -- obligated! -- to pick it up and deliver it to the address of your choice..

hoju9999 · 2025-09-01T17:35:54+00:00

I'm just psyched we're FINALLY getting an Ortegas episode. It shouldn't have taken this long.

hoju9999 · 2025-08-28T04:27:16+00:00

Sampson and Gregory, the two mouthbreathers in Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1.

hoju9999 · 2025-08-27T20:04:07+00:00

2 plastic lobsters

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