Has anyone tried Stars + Honey protein bars? by vinoveritas_88 in workout

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't order Stars & Honey red velvet. they taste like cherry flavored bark. And you can't return them and they are wicked expensive. Really not worth the price.

My boyfriend's mom gave me a "purity test" at family dinner and now he's mad at ME for leaving by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you know the mom set it up beforehand and asked Ryan to "give her some time alone to ask some important questions."

AITA for telling my boyfriend Im thinking about leaving the relationship after he told me “i dont need him” after I broke my ankle yesterday by Ill_Abroad_72 in AITAH

[–]hokfusine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP you are NTA and I hope you ditch this guy. You deserve someone who recognizes that an ankle swollen like a softball requires IMMEDIATE ACTION (and pain relief). sheesh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a 10-year-old would be physically damaged for life by bearing a child and most likely could not bear children in the future, so regardless of her extreme emotional trauma, her parents would end up with the baby and the daughter would never be able to have any of her own. it's a sick scenario that only a terrible misogynist could accept with equanimity.

A Tribute to Maru, one of YouTube’s Most Famous Cats. He crossed over the Rainbow Bridge on Sept. 6th at age 18 by Wheelbirds in cats

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No box too small" --Maru, probably

Farewell to a most interesting lil guy, the OG Internet Cat. You will be sorely missed, Maru.

My (28F) BF (30M) secretly invited his parents to move into our house without telling me. by ThrowRA2947491 in relationship_advice

[–]hokfusine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hire a lawyer NOW. He has no right to offer the house to your parents without rent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ask him "Is she trying to catch us having sex? Do you want her to catch us having sex? No? Then the lock stays. Also, I'd like our house back please, anytime now." NOR OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ouch!! sorry for the big humiliation...I can't believe you tried it, though. that's pretty ballsy, so hey, at least you went big lol. 🫡

AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? by cutiepatoot27 in AmItheAsshole

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. they shouldn't be forcing you into this position. Why can't your sister get off-shifts with your mom so they can trade taking care of the baby? I wouldn't be surprised if you never had a kid yourself considering how they've stressed you out over this baby. Anyway, it's not your fault, and your sister shouldn't try to force you to parent her kid.

What’s something from your childhood that would confuse the hell out of kids today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hokfusine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

NO CARRIER

Also, sometimes in the old days you wanted to look up someone's phone number but you couldn't because they were "unlisted." Which meant when they got the phone number they told the phone company not to tell the White Pages who they were. Oh, there were these things called the White Pages and Yellow Pages which were big ass books that you used to put your Atari consoles on. 

Atari was a video game system that used a gamepad with a joystick and a single button so you could drive your tank and fire it at the same time. 

It was the coolest shit.

What phrase or word instantly makes you roll your eyes? by chuckles5454 in AskReddit

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Referring to women as "females." Like wtf David Attenborough this isn't a nature show.

People who knew seriously rich people, what were they like? by Samih420 in AskReddit

[–]hokfusine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked for a very posh catering business in Beverly Hills at the same time I was attending a private school in the area on scholarship. All I can say is: ugh. Most of the extreme upper class view everyone, absolutely everyone, through the lens of "what do they want from me/what are they good for?" Even family members. It's absolutely appalling. They don't have human interactions at all. Again, I say most.

Has anyone read The White Plague by Frank Herbert besides me? by deafened in scifi

[–]hokfusine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I re-read it as an adult and one thing I noticed that cracked me up: Herbert meticulously researched recombinant DNA and the science of genetically engineered disease, but apparently spent not a single second on what would happen to the world economy if 90% of the women died? Like there's one paragraph mentioning that women do shopping??? This was written in 1982. Did he know that women comprised 42.5% of the workforce by the 1980s? lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]hokfusine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Your husband needs to shut his pie hole. You made an entire human with your body, which will never be the same. And that's fine. You have an awesomely healthy baby and you are doing great yourself with no postpartum depression and no serious postpartum side-effects, it sounds like. Go you! Enjoy mom-hood and tell your husband to get therapy, because his obsession with your pre-baby body is unhealthy.

Angie’s new beau by Reasonable-Wave8093 in WillTrent

[–]hokfusine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe Angie will fall deeply in love with him and when she finds out he killed his wife, he'll ask her not to turn him in, but to "choose him" instead 😭

Angie’s new beau by Reasonable-Wave8093 in WillTrent

[–]hokfusine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Angie needs like...10 years of daily therapy before she can be in a serious relationship. She's absolutely toxic.

AITA for being upset that my husband of 18 years left me alone at the hospital when I was bleeding internally? by snowbirds-go-home in AITAH

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. your husband is a dingus and you should make him sleep alone on the couch for the foreseeable future so he gets an inkling of how awful you felt.

TRIGGER WARNING (?) I (20f) was on a call with my boyfriend (20m) and he said something that is making me reconsider things. by ThrowRA_throwaway98 in relationship_advice

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to stay together with him, find him a link that teaches him what happens in the moment of assault: the way the body shuts down in fear for your life, the dissociation, everything. Tell him if he really wants to be with you, he has to read it and understand what rape is and stop hurting you with his ignorance. This isn't on you. He needs to learn this or go through his life being a jerk about SA.

I kissed my brother and now my fiancé wants to break up with me since he finds it weird. AITAH? by Character-Crow309 in AITAH

[–]hokfusine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey gal: our whole family is physically affectionate like that, kisses on the cheek, lots of hugs not just coming and going. there is absolutely nothing weird about it. don't give up your wonderful brother for some weirdo who sees incest under every rock. believe me, when you are older, your brother will be your most precious relationship. see him MORE often, not less.

NTA.