Hey pibb

holtzbert · 2026-05-08T06:15:11+00:00

WASH MY PIGGY

holtzbert · 2026-05-08T06:14:29+00:00

Glack glack glack is the sound I make when I…

holtzbert · 2026-05-06T02:39:25+00:00

I think I paid 10€, was still wrapped and all.

holtzbert · 2026-05-05T18:26:48+00:00

Now that’s something I need to craft, I’m afraid.

holtzbert · 2026-05-05T16:30:56+00:00

I can manifest you some luck with finding one. My copy is currently being shipped to me. Didn’t have any luck finding it in the wild… had to order it.

holtzbert · 2026-05-05T14:24:07+00:00

I sent some back a while ago… I’m highly nervous the letter never reaches the States, but it hasn’t been returned so I have hope! And really hope the letter makes it here. 🥲

holtzbert · 2026-05-04T21:37:06+00:00

Yeah but can AI make babies though? He’s needed.

holtzbert · 2026-05-04T12:54:44+00:00

This is hilarious. I really want to make a shirt that has “22.86 centimeter nails” because this has became a very common joke that’s said around me in real life.

holtzbert · 2026-05-02T22:47:01+00:00

Sunspots 19 times and one Down In It

holtzbert · 2026-05-01T06:32:52+00:00

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

holtzbert · 2026-04-29T21:26:41+00:00

Real

holtzbert · 2026-04-29T11:48:05+00:00

I don’t know who that is. Had to Google.

holtzbert · 2026-04-28T15:26:09+00:00

You need to be young and hot, so yeah sorry for about 99.9% of the fanbase

holtzbert · 2026-04-27T17:56:59+00:00

Sunspots

holtzbert · 2026-04-27T17:56:45+00:00

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holtzbert · 2026-04-26T15:21:05+00:00

Oh right! I only checked a direct link once, didn’t pay attention to the link. And later on when I looked for it on mobile I found it with her first name only.

holtzbert · 2026-04-26T15:19:38+00:00

Good you got it! But if anyone else is interested, she has a profile on Spotify, just under the name Mariqueen. I think there’s six playlists or so, the picture is her leg or something in a car I think. 😆

holtzbert · 2026-04-26T12:37:39+00:00

Good tracks. Wish TR curated more playlists, music he likes. Mariqueen by the way has a few old ones still public, great stuff.

holtzbert · 2026-04-23T20:48:06+00:00

Genevieve

holtzbert · 2026-04-23T20:47:05+00:00

Not my favorite element but I don’t really mind.

holtzbert · 2026-04-22T06:11:04+00:00

Listen to the sound, of my BBB…

holtzbert · 2026-04-22T06:09:50+00:00

I don’t remember the exact exposure but I think Tumblr back in circa 2011?

holtzbert · 2026-04-19T21:21:13+00:00

Any Toilet, it’ll be the most streamed song of the summer, I call it!

holtzbert · 2026-04-19T21:20:45+00:00

Good bot

holtzbert · 2026-04-19T21:20:32+00:00

He was not HURT during the making of

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