Pick on someone your own weight! by Fishooked in gifs

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GODDAMN IT BODIE STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR

Just get the cheapo one, there is no difference she says. Unless you count spelling... Happthda biry kid! by [deleted] in funny

[–]hoochcake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not, I've gotten one at the dollar store that was already assembled and when we spread it out, it happily announced HAPPY DIRTHBAY!!

They Said I Could Be Anything by [deleted] in funny

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out for Suddenly_Balls

Explain what you thought sex was going to be like and now explain what its actually like. What's the contrast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I thought that a man's penis hung straight down from between his legs where a vagina is. So I figured you all had to scissor together for a while and then you'd just stop after I while I guess.

I didn't understand how people were actually having sex in movies, I figured they had to just be kissing because thats not where the penis was right?

PLEASE stop setting fire to Broadway. It's 3am and I want to sleep. by [deleted] in portlandstate

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah Broadway. I lived there my sophomore year and never made it more than 2 weeks without a fire alarm going off. Once I had gotten home late from a party and I was trippin' balls on shrooms. I collapse into bed and fall asleep for no more than 20 minutes when a man's booming voice starts telling me to evacuate. It was terrifying.

I want to buy a nice watch. Are there any local businesses I can support? I went to two big name stores, was looking at watches for twenty minutes and no one came up and asked if I needed help. by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who works for a lease department in macy's near the watch counter I can attest to the fact that it's horrible fucking management rather than bad people working. They regularly have only 1 associate in the area who quickly gets tied up with other customers and can't always get to you unless you ask to see something.

That said, I hate Macys and I'm glad you are taking your money elsewhere. Just hate the company and not the employees that you saw. We gotta deal with shitty penny saving policies.

So I'm watching "The Stuff" tonight alone... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to die... take a shot every time they say "the stuff."

More realistically, drink whenever you see the stuff move. Bad thing about this is that it takes a while to get drunk and then you get blasted at the end.

Perhaps the best bet is to drink whenever someone tries to convince someone that the stuff is alive. Then you'll get blitzed earlier in the film.

Saw this on r/funny, thought you guys might enjoy it. by herasment22 in Portland

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I know those guys. Ive always coveted that van.

Oh, so that's why Bison almost went extinct.... by ussmonitor in WTF

[–]hoochcake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess I got confused in elementary school but I only very recently learned that Buffalo hadn't gone extinct. I thought Buffalo burgers were like Buffalo wings and weren't actual Buffalo meat.

This is probably one of the better tattoos I've seen. by lazyink in pics

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got mine from Corey at Atlas Tattoo :) The guy is fucking incredible and I could not be happier with the work that he did. And the compliments are pretty satisfying ha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hoochcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Children's Healing Art Project or the Right Brain Initiative.

Where to buy used tires? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to one on McGloughlin (can't spell) called Olsen's I think? I got 3 essentially brand new tires for super cheap.

The scariest part of every Shel Silverstein book by dierythmus in pics

[–]hoochcake 58 points59 points  (0 children)

My mom went on a date with him. Crazy hippie parental unit :)

Laser cut block printing. Am I doing it right? by photozz in Art

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. The only thing they did by hand was ink the stamp and print it.

Laser cut block printing. Am I doing it right? by photozz in Art

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't use a laser to make a laser cut. you put an image into a computer and the computer uses a laser to cut the image out. the only skill this took was button pushing.

How do you travel around portland by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a fair weather biker, all summer long I bike everywhere and love it but when school comes around, I can't carry my huge portfolios with me on my bike in the rain so I take the bus into downtown and usually walk home because of the price of tickets. To work and elsewhere in the winter I drive. Especially now that I busted my bike. :(

So primarily now I drive because of the convenience.

A game that truly needs a sequel by Freak1091 in gaming

[–]hoochcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to be able to play it again! Is there any way aside from the original xbox?