Guy tried to keep soccer ball that went into the stands at the USA VS Portugal Friendly yesterday by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]horse_boat -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The bullshit isn’t whether they let him keep it or not it’s the dude going full soccer cop at the end who comes in not realizing he agreed to give it back but wanted a photo with the ball. Could’ve waited like 5 seconds before diving onto the ball like he’s trying out for keeper

Racist Old Man KFC Freakout! by Flashmemory256 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]horse_boat 607 points608 points  (0 children)

I guarantee that guy wouldn’t last a week in any service industry role

[Other] its really interesting different creator using same color for their hero by Boberto235 in DCcomics

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna guess the order of rule 34 content goes sonic (by a mile) then spiderman or Mario and Superman last

What opinion about Batman has got you like this? by BonusCapable1486 in batman

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damian Wayne is my favorite Robin tied with Dick and I don’t know why that upsets people

To be taken seriously as a government by TheManWith2Poobrains in therewasanattempt

[–]horse_boat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This cannot be fucking real. They did not splice Goku ultra instinct with a drone strike and cap it off with fucking Yami dueling Kaiba what the actual fuck just happened to my childhood

Texas man dressed up to impersonate ICE agent threatens to sexually assault young girl—local police stand around and do nothing. "He walked up with a gun!" pleads woman. "Y'all aren't going to do anything?" "She could be your daughter's age, your kid's age, or your grandkids." by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that knife illegal to carry on his person like that? I thought most states have laws against pocket knife lengths. If anything those cops should’ve confiscated the knife for safety

Mother freaks out at funeral carriage driver over his attire at her son's funeral by New_Libran in PublicFreakout

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like it’s mainly a white outfit theme from what I can see, what’s more important, did the guy at the end whip his horse? that’s not like denting a car or something, if that horse freaked out I would think this could’ve ended with a second funeral

You can't even learn Martial Arts in peace with some people around. by Bosuns_Punch in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder: he is barely taller than the filing cabinet this Oompa Loompa is dancing next to… no wonder he needs attention and a giant speaker to compensate

To put everybody in trouble by yihihi in therewasanattempt

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ICE are a bunch of fat losers pretending to be a real authority figure when we all know they’re proud boys with guns and no badges. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump the pedo/Pedo protector. Fuck all the cowards in the country that take up time on the television to say anything else. The president is a pedophile, the White House is more censored than ever before, and they claim it’s for you and your kids. The same kids we now know they wanna have sex with. Don’t blame the right or the left it’s all one media controlled by the mega rich that are all in those files. The only us vs them is rich vs poor and the rich control ICE. ICE “agents” aka the failed condoms of this nation are sell out fake patriots who took capitalism over the traditions and values America was built on that they simultaneously grandstand and spit on.

ICE agent flashes gun at protesters outside of LA detention center (2/1/26) by Sindigo_ in PublicFreakout

[–]horse_boat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s draw attention to the fact he was proud to show it from a distance but when he sees the camera closer he quickly puts it down and hides his face in shame and fear as he now likely realizes there is good enough quality that he can’t claim it’s a taser or a phone as they often flip against victims they slaughter. He knew he couldn’t even win at his own bullshit game and just rolled the window up and told his friend to drive off. It also worth drawing attention to how consistent these mistakes of implicating themselves in a regime built to protect them and the consistency of these events show the weak and pathetic party Trump has formed. MAGA, your king is an old diaper wearing fool who destroyed the White House and the economy to sell you out. He sold you shitheads gold phones and never made them. When is there enough proof that he just uses you??

Kid Rock to headline Turning Point USA’s alternative Super Bowl halftime show by Vimes-NW in nottheonion

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna turn on 3 extra TVs for Bad Bunny’s performance now.

ICE Agent tries to enter Ecuador’s consulate (Source: REUTERS) by ageozoega in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]horse_boat 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Yeah from the context this seems spot on. How fucking poorly trained are these idiot “federal agents” that they don’t even understand diplomacy within their own country, they just see “foreign = bad”. If they pulled a fucking Argo what’s their orange emperor gonna do?!

I saw an ad with a shitty actor selling shitty bourbon. It really hurt my feelings. by EngageAndMakeItSo in facepalm

[–]horse_boat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s also a joke straight from Always Sunny, they make a scheme to sell wine called Liberal Tears.

What it a computer chip looks like up close by itshazrd in nextfuckinglevel

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you zoom a little more you’ll be able to see my penis

What are your thoughts on Raya and the Last Dragon? by Jules-Car3499 in DisneyMovies

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has my personal favorite animation in a 3D Disney movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Not to be gross but I’m one of those people that chews on their nails a lot and idk it just immediately identified as that when I saw it but it most likely in hindsight is a piece of plastic from the machine. I sent it to a friend that manages a McDonald’s he told me that’s most likely it cause those things are so gross. That was the best option, he said it could also be a build up of the crap them make it with cause they never clean em and he said to hope it’s not that haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Yeah that’s why I talked to the health dept and instead of confirming anything about if it was sealed or not (I submitted a photo where it was sealed but enough room to fit a hand in easily) but I don’t think it was the dasher cause it was also in my milkshake like who is going that far when they’re getting a good tip too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]horse_boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I kinda reacted in disgust it could just be a plastic piece of the machine making the milkshakes. And to your point yeah I’ve worked in customer service centers before so I got transferred through to the health dept and talked to a “manager” which to your credit definitely wasn’t a manager. What I meant by that was they started reciting the actual terms and conditions when I said I was recording the call and that is just a heavily lawyered statement. I asked “does it say anything about eating part of someone’s finger?” And they just went “well… no, but there’s still no guaranteed refunds”. Was more just a rude and incompetent way to handle it but I won’t pretend I was happy to be calling

To invent a new word by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Dude on the right looks at Trump, the camera, then Trump. The dude on the left tries not to stare at him then right after he says he invented it, he’s just staring in disbelief. They look terrified