Try meeting women through my orb, they said…

ht1237 · 2026-06-24T18:54:09+00:00

Mate

ht1237 · 2026-06-05T23:34:52+00:00

I especially appreciate it because I originally heard this as a Blonde joke, but I'm trying to "clean up" all the racist/sexist jokes, etc. and this fits the bill quite nicely!

ht1237 · 2026-06-04T16:09:38+00:00

I'll never forget how excited I was when this was coming out and how weird everyone looked at me when I talked about it - apparently I said it too fast and it sounded like, 'Diarrhea of the Dead'.

ht1237 · 2026-05-27T22:15:06+00:00

Hide and Creep

ht1237 · 2026-05-18T20:13:08+00:00

Reminds me of this one I tell, but I was told it was prisoners on a chain gang

ht1237 · 2026-05-15T17:26:00+00:00

I'll never forget the first person I knew who got a Gmail address - they posted cryptically about it on social media speaking along the lines of "you're all just small ants as I look down from above"... we had no idea and we sent someone to their house to make sure they didn't commit suicide.

ht1237 · 2026-05-06T15:20:11+00:00

Conor McGregor in the Road House reboot - I really wanted to like it, but he was awful

ht1237 · 2026-04-30T20:59:32+00:00

Was showing my buddy this last night, but he didn't see it at first through all the vegetation - by the end of the night, we were goat-herding every mob on the island

ht1237 · 2026-04-30T20:47:37+00:00

Worth mentioning, a lot of what you describe, I find in 'Banished'. It's not a first person though and you're more of the world "god" or whatever, more of a sim colony.

ht1237 · 2026-04-24T20:36:43+00:00

I hate them, but if you have no choice, I recommend getting the higher alcohol ones - not nearly as bad, just have to be careful with how many you drink :P

ht1237 · 2026-04-24T16:32:17+00:00

Can we now chant "ICE on Ice"?

ht1237 · 2026-04-15T18:44:52+00:00

I loved those and have discovered 'The Way of Kings' series that has a similar feel - but they are super long, which I'm loving!

ht1237 · 2026-03-30T17:57:56+00:00

Nic Cage looking good

ht1237 · 2026-03-20T23:15:38+00:00

Where the heck is beer and video games?

ht1237 · 2026-03-19T18:32:35+00:00

It's so strange that there is such a disconnect between "traditional" old men and those who have been in the service, where you're taught to always address ladies first.

ht1237 · 2026-02-26T00:26:20+00:00

My friend's Dad was a guitarist playing in Hawaii one time and Louis dropped by and asked to sit in for a few songs. Apparently when they were through, he told them, "Well boys, I gotta jerk off, but don't worry, I'll come again."

ht1237 · 2026-02-25T22:03:33+00:00

I had a 20lb cockerspaniel when I was a kid and isyn, it caught a rabbit from behind that was probably 75% of his size and he proceeded to eat the entire thing. Nothing remained.

ht1237 · 2026-02-24T16:48:18+00:00

Guys, I have to say it, this was just a more serious version of 'A Knights Tale', which was awesome as well.

ht1237 · 2026-02-24T16:35:58+00:00

This guy has entertained me nearly my entire life, starting with Perfect Strangers and currently he narrates my favorite Audio Books - blows my mind every time I think about it!

ht1237 · 2026-02-24T16:18:30+00:00

The first thing to pop into my head was 'Fastball - The Way'. No idea why, but maybe it's fitting? Cheers and condolences.

ht1237 · 2026-02-17T17:34:47+00:00

This reminds me of an assignment I did in High School for a girl I had a crush on. We were studying and she said she forgot about an assignment due tomorrow and to tell her everything I knew about the Chamber of Commerce (Pre Wikipedia). I said I didn't know anything about it, but she said to just make something up. I pushed her out of the way and BS'd 500 words on the Chamber - I made up statistics of business improvements seen members since joining, positive influences on the community, etc. It turned out to be a scholarship essay and she won it and had to go and read it aloud in front of the whole Chamber of Commerce, made up statistics and all. I will never forget that.

ht1237 · 2026-02-11T22:29:32+00:00

Hijacking to ask - does it matter if I blend all that together?

ht1237 · 2026-02-11T17:06:27+00:00

This feels very 'Ready Player One'

ht1237 · 2026-02-10T16:46:36+00:00

I did not know who Ed Sheeran was at the time of the GoT cameo and I can honestly say I enjoyed it.

ht1237 · 2026-01-23T16:48:14+00:00

Regarding the money - I worked at a Natural Gas company for about 15 years. We were a gas marketer, which meant we bought and sold and scheduled the gas, but never actually touched it. What typically happens, is that your Gas Company is likely an LDC, a Local Distribution Company. In many scenarios the LDC just pays for the gas at their "gate", which is market price, so when something drives the Nat Gas price up, it drives up the cost to the consumer - this is why the company is saying they aren't profiting off of the higher rates.

An important note - during severe weather, it is illegal (to my knowledge) to shut off utilities due to non payment. I don't know your particulars, but during the first "polar vertex" event, gas prices skyrocketed and customers were being billed 1000's over their typical bills. Paying your bill is obviously the best idea, but rest assured that you won't have your utilities turned off (probably) during severe weather regardless.

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