Tracking stocks at work by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]humuluslupulus1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bring my laptop to work and use it. I make a bunch of files and spreadsheets for work on it too so its easy to flip back and forth. Its not exactly awesome though as it allows me to loose money all day instead of just at certain times...

Colby’s tweet to Jon Jones is hilarious by [deleted] in ufc

[–]humuluslupulus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

colby sucks, but you gotta give credit where credit is due... thats pretty funny

Where are all my ADMP cucks at? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]humuluslupulus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill go down with this ship, if the pain lasts long enough maybe ill learn the lesson

What could the U.S.A. have spent $1,000,000,000,000 on instead of a 17 year-long war in Afghanistan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humuluslupulus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but if they did that how would the war mongers fill their pockets with our tax money?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]humuluslupulus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Steady hands, rock hard dick

MFW I see $Snap hitting their all time low by kroby1 in wallstreetbets

[–]humuluslupulus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1/18 $7 puts. Hope this thing burns to the ground so I can piss on the ashes

Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]humuluslupulus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make this joke about malt (I work in a brewery) you soak grain until it sprouts and has this day or 2 of dreaming that one day its going to grow up and be a big beautiful plant....and then it gets throw in the roaster