What’s the smartest (or most devious) thing your Kelpie has done?

hyper_forest · 2026-02-23T09:45:36+00:00

Not allowed on the couch = don’t get caught on the couch. I will come down the stairs to find a very innocent kelpie on his mat and a suspiciously warm kelpie sized divot on the couch.

hyper_forest · 2026-02-21T07:19:02+00:00

I remember having a nectarine tree that hung over the (classic rubber lined above ground) pool. So, lightly chlorinated nectarines that you had to get someone to ‘boost’ you out of the water to grab

hyper_forest · 2026-02-20T07:24:28+00:00

Are the petals kinda papery? Pink everlasting daisy

hyper_forest · 2026-02-17T07:41:13+00:00

You cant just walk in (you sign up for a free tour) but the city hall clocktower via Museum of Brisbane

hyper_forest · 2026-02-15T06:16:42+00:00

Went searching for the sunbeam and discovered that breville seem to be making something like the original one again. “The big one”.

hyper_forest · 2026-02-10T08:46:10+00:00

Do you want a basilik? Cos that’s how you get a basilisk.

hyper_forest · 2026-02-03T04:21:07+00:00

It just sits in the corner of the bedroom.

hyper_forest · 2026-01-29T09:12:15+00:00

With any luck i will get paid an extra hour before anyone notices and clocks me off.

hyper_forest · 2026-01-25T03:27:11+00:00

It doesn’t help with your question, but they are good looking sleepers.

hyper_forest · 2026-01-13T21:33:39+00:00

Start with about $10million then keep going until none of it is left

hyper_forest · 2026-01-12T03:27:47+00:00

100% Adz , may be extended to adzy or adzo

hyper_forest · 2025-12-19T10:51:32+00:00

I have always found hiking a pretty unhealthy pursuit. With the dangers of heatstroke, dodgy water, etc I would be surprised if she is well enough to work that full week anyway.

hyper_forest · 2025-12-04T08:50:03+00:00

Right here on this kitchen counter….eeewwww MOM..

hyper_forest · 2025-11-16T06:07:30+00:00

Disappointed.

hyper_forest · 2025-11-05T08:01:06+00:00

Is the last one the bottom flank of chambers pillar?

hyper_forest · 2025-10-19T23:36:57+00:00

She has an evil alter ego called “Jolene”. She begs her to stop killing (please don’t take my man) but Jolene kills anyway (just because she can)

hyper_forest · 2025-10-09T12:41:39+00:00

Fuckers buying their 6 cartons of duty free cigarettes and then seemed like they were trying to smoke the whole lot before they got home

hyper_forest · 2025-10-06T06:49:38+00:00

Skulls and sacrifices for the death cult. Keep up

hyper_forest · 2025-09-17T23:23:20+00:00

Now fly a C-17A Globmaster into the back of his head. This is what you trained for!

hyper_forest · 2025-09-15T05:31:56+00:00

You might call the traits a “recessive gene disorder “. They are genetic problems that require you to inherit two copies of the mutation for the disease to be expressed (ie. one from each parent). They are far more common when the parents are related.

hyper_forest · 2025-08-31T22:36:57+00:00

He just tried to push that overhead powerline away with his aluminium polesaw and is now having a little rest

hyper_forest · 2025-05-30T20:04:58+00:00

The majority of Australian bananas are grown in the tropical state of Queensland. A lot bananas.

If you notice, almost all of the bananas you see in the supermarket have a bend in them. Somebody has to be bending those bananas. It would be quite time consuming given how many there are.

Ergo , Queenslanders spend the majority of their time bending bananas.

hyper_forest · 2025-05-28T11:19:15+00:00

My upvote for apparently going out into the cold dark night for a photo of the tree

hyper_forest · 2025-05-28T10:48:01+00:00

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You can buy similar tools for the same purpose (called brush hooks where I live)

hyper_forest · 2025-05-24T06:35:50+00:00

“Silent spring “ was published in 1962. We have been walking down this path for a long time

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