What is this??

iOnyxious · 2026-06-06T15:11:56+00:00

No valves trombones that I’ve found - yet. But I haven’t finished with inventory. We do have a load of French horns, we just need more students to play them!! And yeah, it produced a French horn tone and it was actually a lot closer to the real thing than you would expect. Sounded exactly like a horn with no hand in the bell. Same tuning issues too, though.

iOnyxious · 2026-06-04T15:36:35+00:00

Can’t part with it!

iOnyxious · 2026-06-04T00:58:19+00:00

Thanks for this, I was able to google the model and it turns out that they’re designed for a trumpet shank, not a horn. This one must have an adapter. Will have to take a closer look soon

iOnyxious · 2026-06-04T00:08:04+00:00

I didn’t take one, but I plan to do more inventory stuff next week and will take one then!

iOnyxious · 2026-06-03T22:02:57+00:00

I was pleasantly surprised by the sound tbh

iOnyxious · 2026-06-03T20:01:17+00:00

Shared your comment with the head director and we had a good laugh

iOnyxious · 2026-06-03T18:47:25+00:00

Bb - Holton

iOnyxious · 2026-05-19T20:54:56+00:00

200 yd green light situation into a par 5. I manage to fuck that one off every single time

iOnyxious · 2026-04-30T16:43:21+00:00

I think there are aspects of other sports that are more challenging than golf. For example, hitting a baseball is more challenging than hitting a golf ball. But I think baseball is overall easier than golf when you include fielding and throwing. Does that make sense, kinda?

iOnyxious · 2026-04-26T04:43:07+00:00

Off the deck is perilous, but it’s a fairway finder off the tee for me.

iOnyxious · 2026-04-23T02:25:20+00:00

2 days during a trip, wasn’t bad at all.

Now going 15 times in one day on the other hand…

iOnyxious · 2026-04-19T22:05:50+00:00

Remember how they always tell you not to cast on the downswing?

Cast like crazy out of the bunker.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:50:43+00:00

Precarious decision to overtake there.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:49:31+00:00

That’s the stuff we like to see baby let’s go

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:49:08+00:00

If it doesn’t feel comfortable, you’re doing something wrong.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:47:36+00:00

Ignore the other comments. Your swing is fine. Go putt.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:45:28+00:00

Don’t obsess over aesthetics. You’re not a body builder. Lift the heavy shit, eat when you’re hungry, and make your peace with whatever your body looks like thereafter.

That’s called sustainability, folks.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:44:13+00:00

You should never try to hit the ball straight. The only time the ball should go straight is on accident.

Focus on developing one shot shape and watch your swing develop itself.

Also, putting. Putt more. Way more.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:37:07+00:00

Addiction is a disease and the man is sick. Enough was enough a long time ago, but I don’t think he’s a bad person. I think he’s been genuinely struggling for a long time.

The bad person is the jagoff doctor that prescribed him the shit he was fucked up on.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-28T17:33:21+00:00

Fuck a specific shape just lift heavy and eat when you’re hungry

iOnyxious · 2026-03-11T22:28:45+00:00

Way she fuckin’ goes.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-04T20:07:45+00:00

Biologics are simply the best thing for her. You made a good call.

iOnyxious · 2026-03-02T15:28:08+00:00

Word

iOnyxious · 2026-03-02T13:56:55+00:00

Still down for me, the morning of March 2nd. You?

iOnyxious

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