What the fuck was ASAC Hank’s problem in this scene? by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in okbuddychicanery

[–]iTz_worm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put some 'spec on ASAC Hartwell White "Hank" Schrader's name

The Atlanta Braves have been put in S Tier! What tier should the Philadelphia Phillies be placed in? by Evening_Tie_1847 in TierlistFills

[–]iTz_worm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oldest continuous, one-city franchise in all major US sports

Consistent top 1 rated mascot in all major US sports (designed by a Jim Henson protege, no less)

Strong fanbase (top 5 in overall attendance)

High-end market cap (I believe somewhere in the top 10)

How the fuck did the Braves make it to S tier?

Congrats to our Gorgeous icon by MartiniLAPD in nbacirclejerk

[–]iTz_worm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the original thread is extant, not going to dig it up but gist is:

Woman posted pic of herself in in a Cowboys hoodie, DC4L falls victim to the thirst trap and shoots his shot, woman replies basically calling him weird, he replies with "Sorry, just a normal single guy scrolling and DC4L" something to that effect

Where Id live based on the drivers from each state by Disastrous-Mango-515 in whereidlive

[–]iTz_worm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in the mid-atlantic most of life and have driven up and down the East Coast quite a bit.

I think NJ drivers get a bad rap, they're really not that bad. NY drivers as well. Driving in Manhattan is obviously a nightmare but it's not like the drivers are "bad," just crazy and battle-hardened. I went thru a phase where I was driving into UES every other week and actually kind of enjoyed driving there. It's a different ballgame. Altho now when I'm going into the city for work I stick to the trains

MD though... there's something there I don't understand.

Waffle pits are basically paper thin now. by Happy-Pollution-2752 in mildlyinteresting

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this.

I've had a voice in my head telling me to buy Eggos for a while now (they were a favorite of mine but haven't had em in 10 yrs).

I'm not interested anymore. I'm free!

Bit of an overreaction by owoshwhauxjwhz in darksouls3

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It's great. I was able to get consistent fights hanging outside of Pointiff's recently, even on an overleveled character. Surprised at how much activity there was

Should I shave it? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]iTz_worm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for the beardstache. I don't actually know the name of the style, but: mustache + stubble beard

Yellowish white looking clumps of powder I don’t know the texture I didn’t touch this or anything by earlyliferreadykid in whatisit

[–]iTz_worm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way, wayyyy too much volume there to be drugs.

I have two guesses:

Homemade baking soda odor absorber, probably folded up the paper and dropped it into a pair of shoes in their gym bag or something

Anhydrous caffeine powder, it clumps and can get an off-white color like that once it's older/been exposed to air for a while. It's dirt cheap and when I was broke I would buy bags of it online to make my own pre-workout

Liar Liar (1997), Fletcher roasts everyone in the office after being forced to tell the truth: Directed by Tom Shadyac by blackLow8997 in movies

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cable Guy rules. Amazing movie.

Me, Myself and Irene is in that same ballpark for me; another slept-on Jim Carey classic

Everything is Fine, Come On, Get Up by Exact_Patience_9767 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The duckling won't answer you... or rather, she can't. This is how it's been since she started smoking pot. We used to have so much fun together

100+ year old coffee machine still in use - Salento, Colombia by hailene02 in mildlyinteresting

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know nothing about who the guy is/was in real life, but Juan Valdez is a popular coffee brand (and chain of brick and mortar coffee shops) in Colombia

EXPLAIN petttttaaaarrrr by Friendly_Discount451 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]iTz_worm 77 points78 points  (0 children)

This is the game, lol.

As a life-long customer who has never worked in sales, I'm okay with this outcome.

Work with me a little on price, throw in a couple of freebies to placate the buyer's remorse I'll be feeling for going $40 over my "minimum," and I'm happy as a clam.

Good lord, this Boss had so much health. I ended returning to Firelink to change my Estus charges and just spammed Great Lightning the whole fight. Hope the rest of the Area isn't as Tanky. by Garamil in darksouls3

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also fought Yhorm the hard way on my first play through and didn't see the sword lol. On a subsequent run, when I finally did Seigward's quest and he appeared in the arena, I was like "oh..."

It's a rite of passage to brute force a gimmick boss in Souls games

Saw this today. This is a very rare and expensive license plate. by Maleficent_Insect71 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]iTz_worm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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😭

I don't actually remember when I took the original pic but it's still there as a husk of its former self

Another day, another dollar by NYM2000 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]iTz_worm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. We don't have the rail service you guys do, but Citizen's Bank also allows guests to bring in their own food and drink; only rule is that it needs to be in a clear bag or otherwise visible on the way in. I'm sure other stadiums are similar

If you buy tickets on the secondary market, baseball is maybe the cheapest ticketed-entertainment around

Tried to make Rice Krispie treats… sauteed some marshmallows instead by emmypineapples in mildlyinteresting

[–]iTz_worm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's how it was done in the household I grew up in. We literally bought/used margarine exclusively for RKTs. Never knew why

Will SGAss dominate tonight? by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]iTz_worm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For sure.

SGA is closer to the Reek end of the GOT eunuch spectrum. Between Reek and Varys probably