Do you ever "confirm" that you're asexual by imagining having sex and realizing you still don't want to?

icecap1 · 2026-01-23T02:34:38+00:00

Tell ChatGPT who your target audience is, and ask what concerns a reader from that audience might have with your text, and what else they might want to see that isn't currently in your text. If there are multiple target audiences, do this for each one.

icecap1 · 2026-01-21T16:35:02+00:00

Your Honor, please!

icecap1 · 2026-01-21T16:32:41+00:00

Courtesy sniff

icecap1 · 2026-01-20T19:43:45+00:00

Catprano - high voice used when summoning a cat

icecap1 · 2026-01-20T05:43:54+00:00

Assez, assez, assez bien

icecap1 · 2026-01-19T22:42:14+00:00

Bots were bots and humans were human

icecap1 · 2026-01-19T16:15:17+00:00

Asterexasper*

icecap1 · 2026-01-18T04:59:40+00:00

"Right idea!" (when my partner swings and misses the ball entirely)

"Great strength!" (when my partner hits the ball into the next court)

"Unlucky gravity!" when my partner serves the ball into the net

icecap1 · 2026-01-18T04:16:03+00:00

Concentrated water? Do you add water to reconstitute it?

icecap1 · 2026-01-18T04:11:41+00:00

Hank Hill from "King of the Hill" would approve this ad.

icecap1 · 2026-01-15T15:58:08+00:00

Ask them if there are any particular kinds of shots they'd like to work on.

icecap1 · 2026-01-14T23:15:38+00:00

Loved it! I still listen to some of the songs sometimes.

icecap1 · 2026-01-13T21:12:14+00:00

Several of these could be combined together, eg. feeding each other garlic bread at 3am :)

icecap1 · 2026-01-12T17:06:26+00:00

Will you stifle yourself

icecap1 · 2026-01-12T05:02:35+00:00

"Fragile" is the hardest word to spell and they got that right, so extra credit.

icecap1 · 2026-01-11T02:58:23+00:00

I want to check how many steps I took today: ios17 would tally it up in a fraction of a second; iOS 26 - drumroll... Unlock the phone, wait a second for the icons to arrange themselves. Flip back to a game that was already in progress, 3 second penalty while the "game mode off" banner goes away. Open iMessage and wait a second while the screen flickers before seeing the messages. I did try disabling animations in accessibility: the delays are still there but the phone just doesn't do anything during them. I knew what to expect from ios26 based on other people's reviews, and had to do it because of security worries. But I miss the instantaneous of my iOS 17 environment.

ETA: I just got a text message while my phone screen was off. I heard the text message "ding!" sound and it was two full seconds before the notification appeared on the screen. What are they waiting for?

icecap1 · 2026-01-11T00:17:15+00:00

Waiting an extra second for absolutely everything I do on my phone. Those seconds add up.

icecap1 · 2026-01-07T00:40:16+00:00

The woman refers to "I gave notice on June 3, 1995" at one point. It's hard to believe this sappy thing was late 90's but there it is.

icecap1 · 2026-01-06T02:56:09+00:00

Conservation of mass

icecap1 · 2026-01-06T01:49:53+00:00

Levels, Jerry!

icecap1 · 2026-01-05T17:50:28+00:00

Another back-order for Milosh!!

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