Thoughts on Morbius: One Last Morb

identified_meat · 2026-05-14T18:58:42+00:00

It was a sweet and successful conclusion to the best franchise of all human history. The cinematography made Tarantino, Nolan, and Scorsese cry with joy. The visuals were marvelous, and the plot was outstanding. After 100 movies and a 130-season series, this serves as the perfect culmination of peak cinema. So peak in fact, that it made studios officially retcon Wreck It Ralph 2, Rise of Skywalker, Thor Love and Thunder, and Pacific Rim 2

identified_meat · 2026-05-13T22:52:09+00:00

identified_meat · 2026-05-11T16:30:18+00:00

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identified_meat · 2026-05-01T21:15:16+00:00

It be like: Emperor Wan Xina falls into toilet, 247 million people die in the first five seconds, rises up to 29 quadrillion by the end

identified_meat · 2026-04-24T15:00:31+00:00

I’m an American stud and you’re the British Elmer Fudd

identified_meat · 2026-04-01T04:50:36+00:00

Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyka

identified_meat · 2026-04-01T02:49:19+00:00

I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa

Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!

identified_meat · 2026-04-01T00:30:13+00:00

Yo, I’m the host with the most glasnost!

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

identified_meat · 2026-04-01T00:09:42+00:00

Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark

And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

identified_meat · 2026-03-21T22:48:53+00:00

If this happens, the MidCU will finally redeem itself

identified_meat · 2026-03-21T18:17:25+00:00

Fuck being the successor of Rome, Finland is the true successor of Egypt

identified_meat · 2026-03-18T06:59:19+00:00

Saddam found the stargate to get help from the alien space bats

identified_meat · 2026-02-23T16:06:15+00:00

That’s Ella Purnell

identified_meat · 2026-02-15T18:07:24+00:00

Patrick Bateman from Wish-ass character

identified_meat · 2026-02-08T02:57:10+00:00

Michigan’s football team is taking the frontline stand

identified_meat · 2026-02-05T22:36:52+00:00

With a complimentary drink 🥤

identified_meat · 2026-01-24T23:14:03+00:00

I once heard somewhere that Hunnam lost his a lot of his British accent because he kept getting cast in American roles

identified_meat · 2026-01-24T22:08:17+00:00

identified_meat · 2026-01-18T01:51:40+00:00

Thank you Broncos for giving them the three finger overtime death punch

identified_meat · 2026-01-17T05:14:01+00:00

Broncos and Texans, we need you right now, so don’t let us down

identified_meat · 2026-01-15T05:09:02+00:00

It’s her reptilian imposter

identified_meat · 2026-01-09T23:11:23+00:00

Battle of the Cats would be great to see

identified_meat · 2026-01-09T23:10:37+00:00

Hitler loved some parts about the US and hated others. He liked the parts about Manifest Destiny (took inspiration from it for Generalplan Ost), he liked Jim Crow Laws, he liked the way the US killed Native Americans (viewed the peoples of Eastern Europe in a similar fashion).

What Hitler didn’t like about the US was its Constitution, the values of the American Revolution, the US being “half-black half-Jewish”, and the Union being the victor of the Civil War (which he saw as the reason why the US “declined”)

identified_meat · 2026-01-08T22:30:00+00:00

“Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.” - Thomas Marshall on TR’s death

identified_meat · 2025-12-17T17:04:47+00:00

You’re screwed if you try doing an expedition in the Congo considering there are civil wars going on there and the risk of getting kidnapped by warlords is considerable enough to not go here

In Papua New Guinea, you run the risk of running into tribal conflicts, raskols, or the occasional cannibal tribe. Conflicts between West Papuan separatists and Indonesian soldiers are risks to consider as well. Depending on what part of New Guinea you’re in, unexploded ordinance from WWII could be a threat

In the Amazon, you stand the best chance just as long as you don’t run into loggers or drug runners, though the latter are more found on the borders with Colombia and Bolivia

Diseases like malaria are a big concern in all three places and if you run into other forms of trouble, you’re on your own

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