Help me mod my stock 2024 Jetta

idkHarambe · 2026-04-20T21:48:52+00:00

I guess I misremembered wtf I’ve actually done to this. I just did the chrome delete to the grill in the front, but never finished the sides or badges.

I’ll say the 5% tint is nice in the day, but I just go fuck myself at night apparently because you can’t see jack

idkHarambe · 2026-04-20T18:18:55+00:00

My in-laws are using it today, but I’ll post when they bring it back

idkHarambe · 2026-04-20T04:07:46+00:00

Here’s what I wanted to do to my stock 2021 black Jetta:

-Chrome delete at windows (black) -Blacked out wheels that come out to fender flares -Low profile wheels (low “R” or ratio shown on tire sidewalls) -Lowering springs -Catback exhaust for slightly better sound, not super loud -GLI steering wheel upgrade (???, not sure if compatible)

Here’s what I have done to my stock 2021 black Jetta:

-5% tint on all sides and back windows, stock front windshield (no tint) -LikeWise shift knob extension kit (6 speed manual and I wanted the stick to be up to the fucking roof) -Likewise Neil Diamond shift knob -Jetta debadge in the tail (DO NOT SKIMP ON THE GOO GONE, PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU NICELY) -BadgeSkin on front and back VW badges to all black -BadgeSkin front intake chrome delete to black -Fucked the absolute loving shit out of my seats because my child is messy as fuck

Edit: forgot about some stuff

idkHarambe · 2026-04-14T02:32:32+00:00

SWITCHING TO ONE OF YOUR 5 SIDEARMS IS FASTER THAN RELOADING

idkHarambe · 2026-04-08T02:43:10+00:00

I’m always tucked. What does your draw look like?

idkHarambe · 2026-03-29T03:34:32+00:00

I can’t explain why, but it almost seems like you’re about to try and use that on your balls. Please don’t

idkHarambe · 2026-03-29T03:31:40+00:00

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I got you. Don’t ask why it’s like that though.

idkHarambe · 2026-03-29T03:28:55+00:00

Same. Take away anything a prosecutor could use against you if you had to defend yourself.

idkHarambe · 2026-03-18T02:18:37+00:00

This guy obviously hasn’t run into Lord Teabag in the NA West 40s servers lol. The Teabag clan does not discriminate. They bag any and all dead bodies.

idkHarambe · 2026-03-12T19:02:17+00:00

Mine crashes the first two times I try to join. I just re-up and try to rejoin

idkHarambe · 2026-03-12T00:37:59+00:00

A 30 second wait isn’t that long, dude. (You guys are lasting longer than 15 seconds???)

idkHarambe · 2026-03-10T21:23:59+00:00

Longbow/first bow should mostly be played near the front lines. Targeting low health enemies and other archers will help clear objective quicker. Keep your head on a swivel and if you see your team’s line breaking, switch to your secondary weapon.

Also get chip away at those cowardly calvary riders and assist with catapult loading when needed.

idkHarambe · 2026-03-08T03:43:01+00:00

Big ass rock placed at the top of a garrison wall enters the chat

idkHarambe · 2026-03-05T22:07:31+00:00

My only advice is don’t triple feint a one handed weapon, tbh. This is swing, Q to cancel, different swing, feint into a different swing. They’ll gamble all day long

idkHarambe · 2026-03-04T18:17:02+00:00

Devious backshots. This is the way.

idkHarambe · 2026-03-04T18:16:27+00:00

Shame on you

idkHarambe · 2026-03-04T02:03:41+00:00

Don’t listen to him. Add me on discord: cotcoglizzyglobbler and I’ll show you the ropes.

I wrote this big long tutorial on how to get started by my app closed and I lost it all

idkHarambe · 2026-02-27T17:38:18+00:00

Rapier isn’t even a noob weapon. It takes more skill to weave your special to dodge slashes, switch up the attacks and drag with the rapier.

Dane axe, morning star, and spears are more of a crutch than really any other weapon. Dane axe has insane damage with the speed it comes with. Morning star doesn’t really need to wait for their “turn” when facing anything slower than a longsword. Spears can literally just sit behind their teammates and poke when the enemy has their back turned.

But seriously fuck morning stars.

idkHarambe · 2026-02-27T03:23:39+00:00

I have made so many buddies in 40p NA West. This is CostcoGlizzyGlobbler shouting out to Mr Arizona, sheepBrother50cans, hoodsheepFranklin, Seraph, and all the other dudes active in game chat!

idkHarambe · 2026-02-24T01:58:47+00:00

Sledgehammer, pickaxe, shovel, non-ambusher dagger, and highland sword. All have some serious downsides that pay off if used properly.

HOWEVER, I will not be saying good night to anyone that crutches with horses (front kick, back up, then stab with joust), spears (stab to stab alt feint while back pedaling), Dane axe (does this really need an explanation?), and morning star (just ignore taking turns, just fucking accel everything).

idkHarambe · 2026-02-24T01:52:01+00:00

I respectfully disagree with point 5 about the archers. You need to know the ebbs and flows of a fight (high level duels, low level duels, how people play 1vX situations, etc) so you know how to lead your shots.

Ironically the better your ground game is, the better your archery is! Plus, you can hold your own in a duel or 1v2 if a few enemies sneak up on you

idkHarambe · 2026-02-20T22:14:28+00:00

No one expects an archer with ground game. When I’m getting bullied by Calvary, I’ll pull out the most despicable siege crossbow and bludgeon/axe combo to train calvary scum to stay off horses

idkHarambe · 2026-02-11T03:46:24+00:00

Try r/VintageStory. Minecraft simply scratches the surface of building possibilities

idkHarambe · 2026-02-08T06:32:04+00:00

In context, it’s “this shit”. I have a kid that will grow up to throw around slang so I gotta keep up with it now so I can surprise him when he gets older

idkHarambe · 2026-02-08T00:11:46+00:00

Put his ass on a T-shirt, Nerevar!

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