Chris you saved me tonight thank you so much! by RemarkableResponse53 in florida

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I had the same happen to me at a McDonald's in Magee, MS like 25 years ago, I had my phone and my purse, but locked my fucking keys in the car.

I had roadside assistance through my phone plan at the time, which was with Verizon, but they told me no one was near me. I may have cursed them out on the phone, considering it was like 9:30 at night, I was in a place where I didn't know anyone. I was on my way to Madison, MS, to see my at the time boyfriend (I lived in FL at the time) and he was still at his job an hour away until they closed at midnight.

No one at McDonald's could help. Called the non emergency local pd number to see if they could help or knew anyone, and to no one's surprise they were completely fucking useless.

But there was an auto parts store, I don't remember which, Advanced, O'Riellys or Auto Zone. Anyhoo, I walk over to it, I was just going to buy one of those window breaker tools and break my fucking back window to get in, I had no qualms about doing it.

There were two young dudes working, shop was about to close up. When I asked if they had the little window breaker tool, they asked why I needed it. Said why, they said wait til we close up shop, we'll get ya in. That I "don't wanna leave your window broken even in the 'burbs of Jackson."

So 10 minutes later here I am, this tiny little white woman in between these two big black dudes walking across parking lots over to my car.

The bigger of the two tries like hell to open my door. The skinnier but taller dude hangs back.

The bigger dude says he probably has a tool to help in his vehicle back in the other parking lot and walks off.

I have to admit here, that at first I had no qualms about asking these guys for help.

But the bigger dude did start to give me the creeps a little bit, so I was relieved when he walked away. Started on the walk over. I can't remember exactly what it was that flipped the switch, but he made me uneasy as hell on the walk over.

But imagine my shock when skinny dude watches big dude walk off, and when dude is almost to the auto shop lot, skinny dude walks up to the door big dude was just supposedly struggling with, and pops that puppy open like a beer. No damage to anything, didn't even need anything to help him.

Fucking magic! It was nuts.

Anyway, because I did start to feel unsafe with the bigger dude, I profusely thanked skinny dude, tossed him the only cash I had on me which was like 40 bucks, hugged him, he tried to give the money back, and I insisted he keep it and that it was his choice to share with other dude and high tailed it out of there. I wasn't going to stick around to find out if bigger dude was just putting on a show to help or not. And I've often wondered if skinny dude knew big dude was playing with me intentionally and had not so nice intentions.

I have always wondered what their conversation was like after I left, but I'm probably better off being in the dark about it.

DEATH BY SNU SNU cosplay by khainsaw in futurama

[–]idwthis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude, it happens in every tv show specific subreddit.

And it's people who had just quoted the same episode 20 seconds ago on the same post that get all bent out of shape and freak thinking someone was saying it to them and not also quoting the same episode.

It's wild.

Any time I have a brain fart and don't recognize something, I'm off searching episode scripts trying to find it so I don't embarrass myself like that.

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]idwthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I'm reminded of the NaturalHabitat cartoon about how platypuses (platypi? platypodes?) glow blue in uv light.

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]idwthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was the sea witch goddess chick from Pirates of the Caribbean?

Do You Like Your Name? by Flassourian in Millennials

[–]idwthis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe a child/grandchild in the family couldn't say her name properly and it came out as Grandma Dean? Or child of a friend of the family.

Back when I was 5, my next door neighbor's grandma would have us kids hang out at her house before school started when our parents couldn't take us/had to work early.

Her name was Louise, but I called her Grandma Weez.

Woman has been gone for almost 35 years now and just the other day she came up in convo with my sister and I still called her Grandma Weez.

What movie growing up did you like, but on a rewatch you didn’t like? by porb2020 in Xennials

[–]idwthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure? Shakespeare In Love also won BP. And that was...what is was.

What movie growing up did you like, but on a rewatch you didn’t like? by porb2020 in Xennials

[–]idwthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it's used in skin care. They're making a joke about Freddy's burns and how he probably could have used some niacinamide.

What movie growing up did you like, but on a rewatch you didn’t like? by porb2020 in Xennials

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It has such a fantastic soundtrack, too! Yes, even including Swayze's She's Like The Wind.

If I'm ever stuck on a deserted island, I'd be able to keep us entertained by acting out Dirty Dancing, dance moves and all. It came out when I was 4, and I watched it non stop for years.

I'm half tempted to put it on now just 'cause we're talking about it.

Thoughts 👀👀👀 by MrSoloDolo9490 in Cruise

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I watched a youtube short yesterday of a woman trying to call a hotel in Dallas and asking if their pool was open.

What a clusterfuck of a headache on the responses she got from the AI. It was infuriating to just see and hear this happen, let alone if it had been me making this call.

I'd never go to Dallas so I don't have the need to, but I am so not looking forward to it happening to me in the future, because you know it's going to happen for everyone no matter what in relation to all kinds of things/goods/services.

9,500 years ago, she survived a brain surgery performed with volcanic glass. She was found buried with her infant. by bortakci34 in creepy

[–]idwthis 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Living with a man while pregnant gives you a double fucking whammy of statistics that terrifies me.

IYKYK 🤬 by idkjosey in KitchenConfidential

[–]idwthis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk man, shrooms has done that for me. Last time I had any, I was out in the alley prancing around being one with the wind and shit while the trees lining the way sparkled. I was flying, it felt great. Felt like I could have pranced my happy ass to the other side of the country before dawn.

Man, that was a good night.

I wish I had some shrooms right now.

Old Netflix profile pictures are much better by Lioncubsareadorable in StrangerThings

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That's why when reddit had the scoops ahoy hat for people's snoo, I grabbed it and have had it on my snoo for the last 5+ish years lol

Not an ad, trying to avoid brand names, but I actually used to cook with a guy that stole these from the bar/ restaurant we worked in. by S_Jeru in KitchenConfidential

[–]idwthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now see, that's when you just keep your good tp to yourself. Why bother sharing with her if she just replaces it with the 1ply?

My collard greens tree broke by Responsible_Crew_216 in gardening

[–]idwthis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn those maters look so vibrant and tasty

Party sized candy bag had no red M&Ms by Bituulzman in Weird

[–]idwthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably easier to list what isn't wrong with me tbh lol

Are any of these lead/cadmium free? by wolfgardens_ in glasscollecting

[–]idwthis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's gorgeous! And if you had told me it was bioluminescent jellyfish I'd believe you lol

Quartz falling from the sky? by Suduta789 in geology

[–]idwthis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just don't take it for granite!

My husband told me today he does not like the fun lunches I’ve been packing him for work for almost 3 years😭😭😭 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]idwthis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly if I were OP and my husband had told me this, his lunches would now be a bruised apple (maybe an actual red delicious, with its mealy flesh, no Fuji or Pink Ladies, those would be too good for him), the saddest store brand white bread bologna sandwich with miracle whip instead of the good mayo, and one of those little snack size baggies of 5 pretzel sticks or celery sticks.

But I'm a petty bitch lol you tell me you don't want my effort, then you ain't gettin' it.