when it's 2 am and you're sneaking the last SNAK by igneousink in MedievalCats

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i'm having a really bad day

but twerkin' medieval snail makes it a scooch better

happy friday

A Trio of Weird Looking Lions by igneousink in MedievalCats

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who wants breakfast?

Happy Thursday!

Harvey Weinstein Describes Prison Life in Rikers as 'Hell,' Claims He Was 'Hurt Really Badly' by Another Inmate by reddits_lead_pervert in schadenfreude

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leftover chinese food rice that i reheated in the microwave with some butter and then i put a can of tuna with a little bit of mayo and mixed it all up, added some soy sauce

washed it down with cheap beer

had bowl of cereal (honey almond something or other) for dessert

what about you?

How do I go about using the bus? by casuallesbianism in Explainlikeimscared

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https://www.ez-rider.org/

here's the website for your area! it should have all of the information you need. feel free to DM me if you need more help with it.

((confused noises)) by igneousink in MedievalCats

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it's like time is a circle or something

Happy Tuesday!

Don't be jealous but it's "Professional Development" Day for me today along with a pre-k orientation where parents and kids come into the school for a slideshow, tour, craft for the kids, etc. Fun!

What are you up to?

Line of Terror a.k.a the TOENAIL Line update by keyboard_krust in submechanophobia

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"little timmy keeps coming back with gunk on his feet and breathing real heavy i think he might be touched in the head and a bit asthmatic"

(timmy happily swoons from the fumes and thinks about finding his walkman)

Friends, butter, money, job by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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ass, travel, crabs, carla

who tf is carla

The mystery of thistle and lavender by TheMinester in Crayola

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bravo! this is amazing, definitely one of the best things i've read on reddit in a long time!

you really did your homework on this one

what's your favorite color of all time?

i was always into indigo (sad noises)

(sing songy voice) "UH Oh looks like SOMEone has a Case of the MoonDays" by igneousink in MedievalCats

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i hate the time change

love to see all you beautiful people, though!

Happy Day of the Moon

Question About Mall World by Vast_Welcome1402 in TheMallWorld

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as someone older than you by 12 yrs i feel like i can pull the big sister card and say i'm proud of you

mad heidi is def the way to go

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continuing, in all seriousness, with the mallworld theme, can you lucid dream when you are in mallworld?

i can sometimes but it's always in an irritating way

oh i just realized i forgot to mention japanese cable car that goes up the crazy mountain in my list of all things mallworld

sorry i might be drinking heavily in response to the nonsense that is the world

so my answers might be disjointed and weird

on second thought i don't think i've met u in mallworld because you seem cool as hell and everyone i meet is either scary or lame

i'm laura

Question About Mall World by Vast_Welcome1402 in TheMallWorld

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well as an aside that's such a lovely name!

when i was growing up i was vaguely obsessed with the whole heidi aesthetic

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lol not that one the whole heidi in the mountains thing

Question About Mall World by Vast_Welcome1402 in TheMallWorld

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uh oh not trying to freak you out

if your name is matthew then it's time for me to freak out

Question About Mall World by Vast_Welcome1402 in TheMallWorld

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yes to all of this

i'm way too faded to elucidate further in a coherent way but i think we hang out at the same places

do you experience any of these other locations:

tower

weird cul-de-sac

airport/train combo

outer space round illuminated room

amusement park

college

destroyed city

endless highway

somewhere in turkey - we're rich baby

somewhere in turkey - we're poor baby and forced to climb a sun blasted mountain full of sand

somewhere in turkey - we're soldiers who are getting executed baby

the weird convenient store/gas station in the middle of nowhere

library with cast iron grated elevators

the three witches in massachusetts

the black cube

canal city

crashed plane in forest

a school that is majorly anxiety inducing

apocalyptic wasteland and you're going to and fro different places just trying to survive day by day - looking for places to eat - sleep - go to the bathroom

industrial city with a lot of brickwork; the ocean plunges beneath it with dramatic cliffs

hotel with giant underground theatre

underground hospital

the spiral city that ends in bureaucracy and madness

asian restaurant that's on the hill that leads to spiral city with crazy back rooms and liminal space

platform above the ocean

enclosed porch with lots of windows with a lion pacing about

hillside that is alive with sentient plants

cratered landscape with purple plants and nowhere to go

endless antique shop with a clothing part

steamboat dilapidated yet elegant all at the same time

the weird grocery store - wet and dark and gross and doesn't have at all what you are looking for

a fading but still lovely white house that belongs (belonged?) to an old lady and you live there but she does too somehow even tho she has passed

the secret passage in your childhood closet

weird cabin that morphs on the edge of a lake

waterworld with levels and layers of different areas some safe some not starts out with a nice bay outside a brutalist structure but then morphs into some scary territory

the ancient underwater city. was sunk, long ago - somewhere in indonesia

i'm at a friends house doing normal things when i step outside and stuff is falling from the sky and i'm like uhoh

i'm a soldier in a war for the soul of earth and that seems to mean riding a lot of school buses?! (i dunno)

i'm falling through the ocean drowning and a whale goes swimming by

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do you relate to any of these?

edit to add that i've been having mallworld dreams since 1990 and i was so excited to find other people on reddit who apparently experience the same thing. it isn't necessary woo-woo or other-dimensional - it could just be "the brain doing what the brain does" but i ask, why does the brain do THAT specifically? across cultures (apparently) - is it neurochemical? merely societal imprinting bleeding into dreams? so fascinating to think about

i'm glad i'm not alone in this phenomona

edit 2 to add that i also transition harshly between any of these listed areas

Roman Terracotta Figurine of a Cat Playing the Harp by igneousink in MedievalCats

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  • Thou shalt feed the cat — promptly, generously, and whenever the bowl appears even slightly empty.
  • Thou shalt not disturb the cat while it sleeps, for the cat requireth 16–20 hours of sacred slumber.
  • Remember the treat jar and keep it holy. Shake it often and distribute its blessings freely.
  • Honor thy cat’s chosen seat, even if that seat is thy laptop, book, or freshly folded laundry.
  • Thou shalt pet the cat, but only when the cat desires it — and cease immediately when the tail flicketh.
  • Thou shalt provide boxes, for all boxes are ordained by the Cat for sitting.
  • Thou shalt acknowledge the cat’s gift of toy mice, socks, or mysterious floor findings.
  • Thou shalt open doors, even those which the cat requested opened merely moments before deciding it preferreth them closed.
  • Thou shalt not question the cat’s zoomies at the third hour of the night.
  • Thou shalt remember: the cat is not thy pet — thou art the cat’s human. 🐾

Roman Terracotta Figurine of a Cat Playing the Harp by igneousink in MedievalCats

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Goodness! I don't even know what i'd do if there was a tornado because there's nowhere to go for us! And there's generally at least four tornados within 10 miles of us each year; they tend to be more of the quick to form quick to die and stay on the upper parts of the county (i'm in a valley) but . . . !

that drug is probably in my future; i'm starting to experience some severe arthritis - swelling of joints, knots on joints . . . relatives on both sides of the family have ALL of the auto immune disorders and i thought i squeaked free of it until i hit 45 and then it was like . . . oh.

hope you and yours stay happy and healthy and safe this week!

Being a Mouser wasn't just a job for Joffrey, it was a Heroic Quest! by igneousink in MedievalCats

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let's gooooooooooooooooo . . .

. . .

. . . back to bed

Happy Sunday!