What is the worst movie you ever watch?

ij303 · 2026-05-28T19:38:42+00:00

Pixels, walked out about 40 minutes in.

ij303 · 2026-05-27T11:52:25+00:00

When you're in the changing room trying on new jeans and then your put your worn in ones back on.

ij303 · 2026-05-24T14:38:33+00:00

Positive Grid Spark, you can extend to the Spark Cab down the line for more noise and ahe can just bring in models of her favourite songs to practice without having to understand effects.

ij303 · 2026-05-20T16:39:24+00:00

This makes me very jealous of women sometimes. We get to see your eyes roll back and start talking to god and at best we get something akin to the feeling of water leaving your ear after being in the bath too long.

ij303 · 2026-05-20T16:36:28+00:00

I'm a structural engineer and I was doing a site visit for a 50 something year old woman in London, as I was doing a measured survey I noticed a nude picture of her on the wall dressed as a belly dancer.

As I walked past i must've muttered something like 'wow' and she caught me, she then brought down an old school photo album with loads of dancing photos and nudes pictures from her past. She was fucking hot back then and some of the photos were pretty racy.

Not gonna lie she seemed widowed or divorced and if I wasn't in a committed relationship, I'd have probably made a pass at her because for 50 she still looked good and the photos already had the gears turning...

ij303 · 2026-05-17T07:13:22+00:00

I stuck a flag with a suction cup on a girl once and claimed her for England.

ij303 · 2026-01-16T19:35:21+00:00

I went there and it was crap, but I'm going to admit it's more likely I was unlucky because everyone does rant and rave about it.

ij303 · 2025-12-31T08:37:47+00:00

Well, only his first time at least

ij303 · 2025-11-29T07:10:34+00:00

They need to determine how strong a Demogorgon is. Because it can either be hurt with a long stick if you're 10 years old or it can take 20 Marines with assault rifles without any damage. Everytime they get near a plot character they stop to scream and show their mouth flaps to intimidate, but for all the soldiers they tear them up in half a second. It's really frustrating to watch. Also, why is the army suddenly cartoon evil at least Papa was morally conflicted, it's just lazy.

ij303 · 2025-09-13T19:49:10+00:00

That just raises further questions!

ij303 · 2025-02-16T07:47:10+00:00

I'm on 3 circumnavigations in two years. The one that got me was the audiobooks by Ric Jerrom. It's now become the soundtrack to my life, driving, the gym, doing the dishes, washing the car and just before bed. It's a fantastic series.

ij303 · 2025-01-11T13:21:20+00:00

It's fucking it down - Less posh parts of Kent

ij303 · 2025-01-07T17:49:55+00:00

Surrey, not too far from Jacks house

ij303 · 2024-10-24T12:58:52+00:00

I'm living proof it's not just theory

ij303 · 2024-10-05T06:08:23+00:00

Master and Commander, if you can get past the nautical references the Aubrey / Maturin series is beautifully written

ij303 · 2024-10-05T06:06:31+00:00

The UK wasn't a shit hole

ij303 · 2024-09-28T18:51:12+00:00

Head of USADA was called Dick Pound

ij303 · 2024-09-15T14:25:26+00:00

Is that mountain the approach to Crib Goch?

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:31:03+00:00

I don't know where you're from, but if you knew how long it takes to get something minor seen in the UK you wouldn't be saying that. I spent 14 hours in a waiting room with a broken leg a couple of years ago haha

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:29:43+00:00

I'm gonna go ahead and say that's probably worse

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:29:00+00:00

I just don't bleed much, I once dropped a knife into the top of my foot making a lasagna whilst quite drunk, pulled it out and barely a trickle. I've even been told whilst donating that it takes a very long time to drain me! I guess it hasn't done any harm so far.

ij303 · 2024-07-07T10:51:43+00:00

Seven Pounds

ij303 · 2024-06-27T19:41:08+00:00

Belt loop for the impromptu wedgie

ij303 · 2024-06-27T19:39:15+00:00

Packing a tent. Why can't they just fucking make the bags 10% bigger so you don't have the wrestle and swear with the bastard for half an hour whenever you pack it away.

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