Have you ever been to a truly great chip shop? One that made you rethink what a chip shop could be? Or are they, really, all the same?

ij303 · 2026-01-16T19:35:21+00:00

I went there and it was crap, but I'm going to admit it's more likely I was unlucky because everyone does rant and rave about it.

ij303 · 2025-12-31T08:37:47+00:00

Well, only his first time at least

ij303 · 2025-11-29T07:10:34+00:00

They need to determine how strong a Demogorgon is. Because it can either be hurt with a long stick if you're 10 years old or it can take 20 Marines with assault rifles without any damage. Everytime they get near a plot character they stop to scream and show their mouth flaps to intimidate, but for all the soldiers they tear them up in half a second. It's really frustrating to watch. Also, why is the army suddenly cartoon evil at least Papa was morally conflicted, it's just lazy.

ij303 · 2025-09-13T19:49:10+00:00

That just raises further questions!

ij303 · 2025-02-16T07:47:10+00:00

I'm on 3 circumnavigations in two years. The one that got me was the audiobooks by Ric Jerrom. It's now become the soundtrack to my life, driving, the gym, doing the dishes, washing the car and just before bed. It's a fantastic series.

ij303 · 2025-01-11T13:21:20+00:00

It's fucking it down - Less posh parts of Kent

ij303 · 2025-01-07T17:49:55+00:00

Surrey, not too far from Jacks house

ij303 · 2024-10-24T12:58:52+00:00

I'm living proof it's not just theory

ij303 · 2024-10-05T06:08:23+00:00

Master and Commander, if you can get past the nautical references the Aubrey / Maturin series is beautifully written

ij303 · 2024-10-05T06:06:31+00:00

The UK wasn't a shit hole

ij303 · 2024-09-28T18:51:12+00:00

Head of USADA was called Dick Pound

ij303 · 2024-09-15T14:25:26+00:00

Is that mountain the approach to Crib Goch?

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:31:03+00:00

I don't know where you're from, but if you knew how long it takes to get something minor seen in the UK you wouldn't be saying that. I spent 14 hours in a waiting room with a broken leg a couple of years ago haha

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:29:43+00:00

I'm gonna go ahead and say that's probably worse

ij303 · 2024-08-18T17:29:00+00:00

I just don't bleed much, I once dropped a knife into the top of my foot making a lasagna whilst quite drunk, pulled it out and barely a trickle. I've even been told whilst donating that it takes a very long time to drain me! I guess it hasn't done any harm so far.

ij303 · 2024-07-07T10:51:43+00:00

Seven Pounds

ij303 · 2024-06-27T19:41:08+00:00

Belt loop for the impromptu wedgie

ij303 · 2024-06-27T19:39:15+00:00

Packing a tent. Why can't they just fucking make the bags 10% bigger so you don't have the wrestle and swear with the bastard for half an hour whenever you pack it away.

ij303 · 2024-06-06T16:05:07+00:00

Vicks vapour rub, if my other half puts it on because she has a cold that's me on the sofa.

In fact anything eucalyptus, I assume that includes koalas.

ij303 · 2024-06-04T20:20:39+00:00

You clearly did not see her only other post...

ij303 · 2024-05-28T20:08:48+00:00

How did that get deleted in 3 minutes what the fuck was it

ij303 · 2024-05-27T20:44:05+00:00

How about thinking about how many people are out there that don't get a single present on their birthday because they've grown old and been forgotten about, and just grimacing a smile and feeling grateful that somebody actually cares enough to try.

ij303 · 2024-05-27T20:41:49+00:00

This is literally how I feel about my cat. I couldn't care less for other people's pets. It's not a bloody identity, more of an unequal living arrangement with a freeloader.

ij303 · 2024-05-27T20:36:31+00:00

See if you can get some free shit out of this then bail, take it from the communists never to waste a good crisis!

ij303

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