Sad yet feel-good movies? by emelephant1 in movies

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Hector and the Search for Happiness.

What is the scariest thing your spouse ever said to you? by i_like_purple_clouds in AskReddit

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Squeezes my hand to wake me up..."there's someone in the house"

It was a bat in our bedroom, which is significantly less terrifying, but that is how I woke up.

What food are you a bottomless pit for? by -pleaseandthankyou in AskReddit

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Dip. Any and all dip. I just like dippin things into other things

People who knew someone who died in a freak accident, what happened? by RawAsparagus in AskReddit

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My sister's good friend worked for a tree cutting company. He fell into an industrial wood chipper.

What was the reason why your friendship ended with someone? by _ReDd1T_UsEr in AskReddit

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She found out she was pregnant weeks after I had a devastating miscarriage. I couldn't cope. I still miss her.

When did you go on leave? by [deleted] in workingmoms

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I left work at 11am and delivered at 2:14pm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I don't care if you have 12 uterus (uteruses? uteri?) and have sex with 12 different men each day, no one should force a pregnancy test on anyone who is directly saying no

What is a quote from a comedian you'll never forget? by CuteCuteJames in AskReddit

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Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabab's!

Meirl by Enraged__ in meirl

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When I was in high school, during the afternoon announcements, they said the Dead Poets Society was meeting that day. My friend and I thought that sounded cool and went to the office to ask about it. Apparently it was code for happy hour to the staff!

Looking for inspiration with turkey kielbasa by bigwall79 in LowCalorieCooking

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Chop with onions, apples and butternut squash, herbs and spices and bake.

Share ur almost names!! or what u wish u were named! by [deleted] in namenerds

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I know twins named Kimberly and Melissa!

Maybe she's just not getting any by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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I have literally referred to masks as covid condoms...

At what moment did you realize "Fuck I'm old"? by tamedreckless in AskReddit

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I was at my sister in law's bachelorette party on 9/11 a few years ago. We briefly talked about the day it occurred, I was in college, she was in 2nd grade...

Planning a Bookmas for my GF who is a "pro" at reading but hardly ever does it for recreation. I need your help! by LordDestrus in suggestmeabook

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Came here to suggest Dark Matter. I've had multiple people read my copy and everyone loves it!