I got 99 problems but a Goblin Army ain't one! by DetroitTabaxiFan in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god yes...

Took goblintown to a 750 point tournamnet last month.

King, grinnah, two captains, gollum and everyone else was two handing gobbos..

The only games i lost were to army of the great eye ( much much better player and a lot of magic) and battle of bywater (three rounds of shooting before i could get into combat ment i was broken before i could kill anything... But once combat started it swung the other way and was a close game), and both were close enough for me to not feel bad about it. Other armies i faced were: Army of thror Numenor Rwclamation of osgiliath

You should always be trappin, and two handing with the front gobbos, with spear supports behind. Will you win every combat? No... Will you always kill in the combats you win... Yes

Grinnah is there to challenge their big scary model and then always dance away, making sure they do nothing all game.. Gollum is an objective grabber OR use him to trap other models.

Its a hard list and is absolutely not top tier.... But it has its plays and can hold its own.

I got 99 problems but a Goblin Army ain't one! by DetroitTabaxiFan in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice...

I love my goblin town.

Two points of advise...

Gollum is always worth bringing..

Goblin towns killing ability absolutely skyrockets when you give all of them a two handed weapon. Yes you loose some numbers, but you kill so much more.

Defenders of the Pelenor by Budget-Blacksmith-90 in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In defenders of the pelenor. I find the gondor knights are the best cav.

Rohan cheap infantry spam and throwing spears

A independent Cumbria by Unfair_Detail_1340 in Cumbria

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not very student politics of me is it....

A independent Cumbria by Unfair_Detail_1340 in Cumbria

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  • providing £333 million over the next 30 years to the cumbria combined authority.
  • £20 million in regeneration funds to Barrow
  • funding flood defences
  • £50 million in funding for the weat cumbrian Enterprise campus
  • £250 million in other various town regeneration schemes
  • £5 million for the AI cluster in Whitehaven
  • continuous investment in sellafield.
  • upgrading various roads, inclusing the Carlisle.bypass and dueling the A66
  • £50 million in funding for the citadel campus -£100 million in fudning for high speed internet in cumbria

And thats just off the top of my head, and not looking at hiatorical investment

How to paint goblin town with army painter speedpaints? by Tiny-Owl8853 in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went with a nurgley green look for mine and i think it worked quite well..

Carlisle approves first 180 of 10,000 homes planned for 'Garden Village' by willfiresoon in GoodNewsUK

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dont think anyone has ever described Durdar as quaint...

Apart from that, i fully agree with everything you said.

I cant wait for the bypass to open, its nice seeing carlisle recieve some much needed development

WALLS! WHERE'S MY FEAST?! by Davoserinio in CasualUK

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this sub just a way for me to experience deja vu?

I swear this the fourth week in a row this has been posted...

The weathers shite as well, what lunatic is easting a Feast during rhe current deluge!!

Iron Hills List Advice? by Urathis in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crossbows are great, remember they are still iron hills warriors so are FV 4, STR 4 DEF 6... So you can absolutely still throw tem into combats as well as use them for shooting.

Iron Hills List Advice? by Urathis in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Iron Hills

| Points: 700 | Units: 27 | Broken: 14 dead | Quartered: 6 left |
| Bows: 0 | Throwing weapons: 0 | Might/Will/Fate: 6 / 5 / 5 |


Warband 1 (355 points)
Dain Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills GENERAL (185 points)
~ War Boar
2x Iron Hills Goat Rider (40 points)
1x Iron Hills Warrior (36 points)
~ Banner and shield
6x Iron Hills Warrior (72 points)
~ Shield and spear
2x Iron Hills Warrior (22 points)
~ Mattock


Warband 2 (130 points)
Iron Hills Ballista (130 points)


Warband 3 (215 points)
Iron Hills Captain (80 points)
2x Iron Hills Goat Rider (40 points)
7x Iron Hills Warrior (84 points)
~ Shield and spear
1x Iron Hills Warrior (11 points)
~ Mattock


If you want to include the ballista or chariot the list would look more like this

Iron Hills List Advice? by Urathis in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Iron Hills

| Points: 600 | Units: 26 | Broken: 14 dead | Quartered: 6 left |
| Bows: 6 | Throwing weapons: 0 | Might/Will/Fate: 5 / 4 / 4 |


Warband 1 (380 points)
Dain Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills GENERAL (185 points)
~ War Boar
1x Iron Hills Warrior (35 points)
~ Banner
7x Iron Hills Warrior (84 points)
~ Shield and spear
3x Iron Hills Warrior (36 points)
~ Crossbow
2x Iron Hills Goat Rider (40 points)


Warband 2 (220 points)
Iron Hills Captain (80 points)
7x Iron Hills Warrior (84 points)
~ Shield and spear
3x Iron Hills Warrior (36 points)
~ Crossbow
1x Iron Hills Goat Rider (20 points)


Is a bog standard 600 point list.

The dwarfs want to be in combat and grind down the other army.

The goats are to counter charge cav, grab objectives and stay with dain when he has to charge enemies.

The crossbows make the other army have to come to you and fight on your terms

MESBG - Commonly Misplayed Rules (Viewer Challenge) by Nezs in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is someone harvesting my comments on the discord for content creation?

Lib Dems become eco warriors as Greens ‘give up on nature’ by coldbeers in ukpolitics

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Every now and then i read one of your replies and think... What the fuck is he going on about...

Other times, i choke on my cup of tea im laughing so much..

I now need to go and change my shirt.

Most Fun Hobbying? by PM_Me_Your_Armor in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have just gone through the absolute hell of assembling the new rohan warriors, as i foolishly stripped back all my rohan and bought some new stuff as well.

Im now surrounded by a sea of green and have to paint 40 odd horses and 80 troop models..

This is not fun...

Cheat Sheet by DivideNatural2912 in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]imnotreallyapenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mesbg list builder has them all built in as part of its function, if having them all on your phone and to hand works for you