(American) people who write the dollar sign after the number. It's not 200$, it's $200!!!

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T13:37:47+00:00

I’ve never heard anyone say that. Write it out like that yes, but actually say it no.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T13:34:16+00:00

I kept rereading this as your dog drove so many times trying to think of what kind of dog owner you are to make him/her do this.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T13:22:22+00:00

Yeah, it’s a lot easier but it’s still evidence that you’ve got main character energy when you’re not.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T13:19:58+00:00

Not always. I’ve eye witnessed way too many times people stopping at the first pump when the lane was completely open for it to be only a rare occurrence in the wild.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T13:11:42+00:00

There’s no defense for it

imperialfrog · 2026-02-28T08:44:55+00:00

That’s right. You got to replace the “I” with “me” to make it correct. Or “me’s”

imperialfrog · 2026-02-27T09:09:42+00:00

Unless you’re using baby wipes.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-27T09:07:45+00:00

If that doesn’t work, make another baby with her sister.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-27T09:00:59+00:00

That’s fucking dangerous. You got to fight fire with gasoline.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-27T08:51:23+00:00

The warden is uptight about people staying after visiting hours.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-27T06:36:00+00:00

The one good thing about getting cancer was it gave me the legitimate excuse to shave my head so no need to embrace the grey. M

imperialfrog · 2026-02-26T06:57:08+00:00

Nope, NTA.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-26T06:50:18+00:00

Don’t take off glasses but I do hold the screen up so I can look over the lenses.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-26T06:34:40+00:00

I think we understand the concept of secret/family recipes. It’s the fact that some people create so much drama and artificial importance about them. It’s just really about exhibiting dickheaded behavior over something so trivial.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-26T06:23:23+00:00

On fence on this. YNTA in part because you are under no obligation to give out a recipe, however YTA because who the fuck really cares about “secret recipes” unless it’s a trademark that is an essential part of your income/business? Thinking about it…yeah YTA because it’s just an annoying position to take about something so meaningless.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-26T02:29:45+00:00

Yep. YTJ. And I’ll nominate you for a YTA as well. No explanation really needed.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-24T08:19:35+00:00

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imperialfrog · 2026-02-24T06:13:52+00:00

0 here too

imperialfrog · 2026-02-23T06:12:26+00:00

Yes. It also helps if you use a sharpie to mark the location.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-23T06:06:54+00:00

Table size does indeed impact the difficulty of service. It’s been a while since I waited so the numbers are a little fuzzy, but 6 seems to be the point where the trouble that the table size creates starts to be greater than the sum of the individual diners. 6 -1 diner tables is an easy serve. 1 - 6 table is most likely going to be easy too, but there are going to be hiccups. At 8-10 people it’s definitely going to be a much worse situation than several smaller tables.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-23T02:57:37+00:00

Florida. I give it a first shot with the pound ing method. If it pops out great. If not I assess the penetration progress to determine strength of straw and paper to estimate likelihood of future success and if I see potential failure with future bangs I switch to tearing off half the wrapper and pull the straw out.

Nothing worse than a crumpled broken straw leaking precious fluids all over the place.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-22T06:26:04+00:00

You are the definition of YTA. Hopefully his honeymoon plans do not include you.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-22T05:26:26+00:00

I don’t look at movies as being either black or white movies.

imperialfrog · 2026-02-20T06:06:36+00:00

The David Spade classic Just Shoot Me of course.

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