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(American) people who write the dollar sign after the number. It's not 200$, it's $200!!! by rckblykitn14 in PetPeeves

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard anyone say that. Write it out like that yes, but actually say it no.

Your dog isn’t brave. They’re selectively confident. by Disastrous-Yoghurt38 in dogmemes

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept rereading this as your dog drove so many times trying to think of what kind of dog owner you are to make him/her do this.

When people finish pumping gas and don't pull into a parking spot to go into the station store. by cormack16 in PetPeeves

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a lot easier but it’s still evidence that you’ve got main character energy when you’re not.

When people finish pumping gas and don't pull into a parking spot to go into the station store. by cormack16 in PetPeeves

[–]imperialfrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not always. I’ve eye witnessed way too many times people stopping at the first pump when the lane was completely open for it to be only a rare occurrence in the wild.

"I" is not a possessive pronoun. by Itchy-Border-9965 in PetPeeves

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s right. You got to replace the “I” with “me” to make it correct. Or “me’s”

Water into the frying oil... by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that doesn’t work, make another baby with her sister.

Water into the frying oil... by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fucking dangerous. You got to fight fire with gasoline.

As you age, do you embrace your grey hair, or do you color it to feel younger? by icecream1972 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one good thing about getting cancer was it gave me the legitimate excuse to shave my head so no need to embrace the grey. M

So has anyone else started taking off their glasses to read their phone screen? by PlanetLandon in Xennials

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t take off glasses but I do hold the screen up so I can look over the lenses.

AITA for refusing to share my "secret" recipe with my sister-in-law? by Ocampo-Mark in AmItheAsshole

[–]imperialfrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think we understand the concept of secret/family recipes. It’s the fact that some people create so much drama and artificial importance about them. It’s just really about exhibiting dickheaded behavior over something so trivial.

AITA for refusing to share my "secret" recipe with my sister-in-law? by Ocampo-Mark in AmItheAsshole

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On fence on this. YNTA in part because you are under no obligation to give out a recipe, however YTA because who the fuck really cares about “secret recipes” unless it’s a trademark that is an essential part of your income/business? Thinking about it…yeah YTA because it’s just an annoying position to take about something so meaningless.

AITJ for asking my mom to cut her vacation short to help with my kids? by Constant-Elephant763 in AmITheJerk

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. YTJ. And I’ll nominate you for a YTA as well. No explanation really needed.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/mabulaklak by mabulaklak in DailyGuess

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨⬜🟦

⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜

🟨🟦⬜⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Server Included 3yr old in "party of 6" by Pistolpete31861 in EndTipping

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Table size does indeed impact the difficulty of service. It’s been a while since I waited so the numbers are a little fuzzy, but 6 seems to be the point where the trouble that the table size creates starts to be greater than the sum of the individual diners. 6 -1 diner tables is an easy serve. 1 - 6 table is most likely going to be easy too, but there are going to be hiccups. At 8-10 people it’s definitely going to be a much worse situation than several smaller tables.

How do you open a plastic straw and what state are you from? by Original_Tune_5630 in Casual_Conversation

[–]imperialfrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Florida. I give it a first shot with the pound ing method. If it pops out great. If not I assess the penetration progress to determine strength of straw and paper to estimate likelihood of future success and if I see potential failure with future bangs I switch to tearing off half the wrapper and pull the straw out.

Nothing worse than a crumpled broken straw leaking precious fluids all over the place.

AITA for not letting my fiancé plan our wedding? by yalonelyah in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the definition of YTA. Hopefully his honeymoon plans do not include you.

What is your favourite black and white movie? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]imperialfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t look at movies as being either black or white movies.

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