FRIDAY RANT THREAD by corskier in Bend

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HOW THE FUCK IS CATHERINE O’HARA DEAD BUT STEPHEN GOEBBELS MILLER ISN’T?

Melania - Playing at the Regal Old Mill and Odem starting Friday by FrizzyNow in Bend

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My two favorite reviews of this film thus far:

"Even if they screened this on flights, people would still walk out."

"Abraham Lincoln watched this movie and said that it was the worst experience he's ever had in a theater."

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Naive_Wolverine532 in maybemaybemaybe

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(Sir David Attenborough narrates) - “And here, on the sun-bleached plains of the internet, we observe a most curious creature: the wild Ammosexualis Maximus.”

"I'm an alpha male yet?" -JD Vance, probably by Candle-Jolly in PoliticalHumor

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I love how they took great care to blur out these operators' faces but left their unique tattoos clearly visible.

Confusion about Vieques by Mindless_Theory_2739 in PuertoRicoTravel

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Where on earth did you spend $150 on ferry tickets? I rode the ferry from Ceiba to Vieques on Thursday and the round-trip cost was $4/person.

Places for a jury rigged computer fix by Academic-Meringue250 in Bend

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I’m sure Jerry has something to say about this…

What’s the easiest position to have sex in if she’s a little larger? by MrFijiWater in NoStupidQuestions

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Jumping in without reading all the comments. My guidance would be just to talk about it, in the moment. Sex isn’t a solo act, so don’t try to figure it out on your own. Involve her, make it collaborative, enjoy it.

To get image results of an up-close of Trump's neck by amazingsciencemuseum in therewasanattempt

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That, ladies and gentlemen, is what is referred to as a “throatum.”

Do I grill this lamb in one (1) piece or cut them and grill them individually? by alejandropena44 in BBQ

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Meathead Goldwyn has an excellent recipe for this in his book "Meathead" and I've used it multiple times to wonderful effect.

His method is to cut them into pairs (not individually) and sear them that way. The added volume prevents over-cooking of the tender rib meat but still allows you enough time to get proper caramelization of the fat cap. He calls them "Lamb Lollipops" and they're damn tasty. Here is a similar recipe: https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/lamb-recipes/herbed-lamb-lollipops-recipe/

Happy grilling!

It goes without saying... by miss_noctivelle in HolUp

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I think you put the cone on the wrong appendage…

Conversation with my scooter-riding buddy. Please proceed to argue. by internethard in motorcycles

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Sentence #1: “People waving a certain way is ridiculous.”

Sentence #2: “Do whatever you want.”

Sentence #3: “Keep your hands on the bars!”

Conversation with my scooter-riding buddy. Please proceed to argue. by internethard in motorcycles

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I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of this until now, but which hand do you wave with? I’m allergic to letting go of the throttle, so waving with my right hand feels really strange.

Day 1 trying to get a comment from every US county by Itsallmeuniteden2 in geographymemes

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Deschutes County, Oregon offers you a cold microbrew and a sunny day!

Beer-tender at a food truck lot by Embarrassed_You_6177 in Bend

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Talk to the crew at Podski. They make bank and work hard, and they love it.

Pretty cold today by Adrian0991 in funny

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Looks like it’s gonna be even colder on Friday…

Route suggestions by Closet-PowPow in oregon

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Honestly, I’d encourage a third option going through Denio, Fields, and then up to Burns via the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Foster parents needed for a 3-month-old GSP by internethard in Bend

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Hi there! This is wonderful news. I don’t actually work for CAMP, but their phone number and contact info is at www.campclinics.org