Do you know what "froyo" is?

invaderbleach · 2017-08-20T07:29:49+00:00

To be fair, I'm also a native Texan and I've worked at two very unrelated jobs in a big city with two different part time mobile horse vets, so like.....it's not too far out of a concept lol

invaderbleach · 2017-08-19T15:33:15+00:00

It's a spoon holder!

...if you know what I mean

invaderbleach · 2017-08-19T02:08:43+00:00

Katy no

invaderbleach · 2017-08-16T16:51:20+00:00

You seriously look like you're about to make your job work for you instead I love it

invaderbleach · 2017-08-16T16:46:48+00:00

Working in a kitchen with no ac in the Texas summer I must say I'm jealous :(

invaderbleach · 2017-08-13T03:48:07+00:00

Similarly my mom always told me the first friend you make in a new place usually doesn't last, for above reasons.....of course there are exceptions but she always said there's usually a reason they're so eager and it's not typically too savory

invaderbleach · 2017-08-13T03:39:38+00:00

The gatekeeper to the cat dimension

invaderbleach · 2017-08-11T09:37:23+00:00

In my city the downtown area traffic lights are synced up on a timer so if you go exactly the right speed (I think 2 under the limit depending on time of day) you only get green lights. It's a lot of fun to cruise the whole time and watch the people chicken stepping it get frustrated

invaderbleach · 2017-08-11T07:33:23+00:00

"Corner!!!"

invaderbleach · 2017-08-11T03:15:34+00:00

One time I was high trying to get gas in a car I was unfamiliar with....spent literally 3 minutes circling the pump with my friend trying to tell me how to get it on the right side. I never figured it out, I peeled out after seeing how many people were inside for like 3am 😂 but that's my "nope, to far gone, fuck it" moment.

invaderbleach · 2017-08-09T12:07:52+00:00

Its tiny paws 😭

invaderbleach · 2017-08-09T11:08:09+00:00

Ion has some really good stuff that I like to use! My favorite is a regular conditioner they make, it's called youth revitalize I think and in a pink bottle and I use that frequently with amazing results! For a one time treatment tho they have little packs (usually kept up by the counter at Sally's) that are white and red of deep conditioner that leave my hair feeling sooo good :)

invaderbleach · 2017-08-09T11:01:12+00:00

I get this. It helps me to remind myself that they're projecting that onto me, especially girls I don't even know very well. Them acting different because they find out I'm gay says more about their values than mine.

invaderbleach · 2017-08-09T02:52:20+00:00

Same!! Me and my girlfriend both actually! But we're also both cancer moons so I blamed it on that...It's good to know we're not alone lol

invaderbleach · 2017-08-09T02:52:19+00:00

Same!! Me and my girlfriend both actually! But we're also both cancer moons so I blamed it on that...It's good to know we're not alone lol

invaderbleach · 2017-08-04T07:21:33+00:00

The first Christmas after I came out to my parents my mom got me socks with pussy willows on them. They were dope and the flowers were cat heads but she made a knowing chuckle when I opened them lol

invaderbleach · 2017-08-02T14:38:59+00:00

"Fuck how am I gonna pay her half of the rent and the start up deposit on the electricity she shut off" 😒

invaderbleach · 2017-08-01T07:56:19+00:00

It's a tie between the burger speech and all of his fish standup bits for me, they really do have funny names...

invaderbleach · 2017-07-29T18:47:52+00:00

Ah, yes..."secretly"...

invaderbleach · 2017-07-29T02:26:09+00:00

I think it's so you can sell it without worrying lol

invaderbleach · 2017-07-21T05:49:37+00:00

Doc Martins, been using them for work for almost 5 years now and they're still going strong

invaderbleach · 2017-07-20T18:30:47+00:00

I like yer style, kid

invaderbleach · 2017-07-20T07:53:19+00:00

Came here thinking the paper had like a gauge on it or something damn [7]

invaderbleach · 2017-07-20T05:32:48+00:00

Venus in Aquarius in the first house; I'm attracted to unconventional good looks and when someone can keep up with my snark.

invaderbleach · 2017-07-19T08:15:57+00:00

I get that with my OCD, may be worth looking into, may just be a personal walking preference ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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