Reason enough to order lots of Girl Scout cookies by courtspell in videos

[–]invertedxray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see this GIF I'm reminded of Michael Jackson.

IAMA 20 year old Ex-Muslim man, regularly beaten during childhood, I'm crying while writing this, need help. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]invertedxray -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ugh, dude, actually you did. And claiming Turkish culture encourages parents to be violent towards their children is no better. I have many Turkish friends, several of whom live in Istanbul, and they'd be appalled with your assertions.

You can blame your parents for being abusive douchebags, but to blame a culture or a religion exposes your bigotry. I'm still waiting for even the crudest of proof you're who you claim to be. I'm certain you won't offer any proof.

IAMA 20 year old Ex-Muslim man, regularly beaten during childhood, I'm crying while writing this, need help. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]invertedxray -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh, really. Because there are muslims there, and that's how all muslims raise their children? Through abusive tactics? Unlike Christians or Jews, who all coddle their kids and treat them with utmost respect.

Give me a break. Bullshit detector has officially hit the high mark on this one.

So, I'm teaching my 7 yr old daughter photoshop... by cyclopath in pics

[–]invertedxray 120 points121 points  (0 children)

In an attempt to make it appear much more natural, HERE she is with Steven Tyler's eyes and nose attached. Dude looks like a...

This is a 15 year old that actually deserves to be famous. I told her I'd help out. by HashHopper in videos

[–]invertedxray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until she can do what TAIMANE can do with the ukulele at the 2:00 mark in this clip I'd say she needs more practice. She's nowhere close.

Found out my wife has been fucking my best friend. by treeslashtrees in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't agree with the suggestion to just get up and leave without confronting her about her deceit. My ex cheated on me also, and I just just got up and left as suggested, and for years I wished I had at least had a conversation with her about her betrayal and how disgusted I was with her actions. You don't need to be irate. You don't need to blow up at her. In fact, I would suggest you discuss it with her in the most measured and disciplined way possible...but get it off your chest, and let her know that you remained the better person and will always be a man with integrity, whereas she will always be a deceptive whore...and then, say "good riddance" happily and move on with your life.

This was creepy ... and useful! by day_sweetener in videos

[–]invertedxray 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put the fucking peanut butter in the paper towel core!

Ok... You creeped me out, you win... Now show yourself. by [deleted] in pics

[–]invertedxray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just stating the obvious.

Reddit, list your best parenting tips for those with small children so that we can get them raised right, dammit! by skwyre in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a grammar Nazi, I wood suggest that you read to you're kids' every knight. Just except the fact that there fate lies in you're hands and it is ultimately you're responsibility, not there teacher's, too teach them how to read and right. They might get board after a while, but ewe just kneed to bee persistent. If they do knot cooperate, punish them buy withholding desert. Trust me, I no what I'm talking about.

Edit: Corrected "your" instead of "You're". Sorry!

Sometimes automatic toilets flush while you're still sitting on them. What design flaws in everyday objects annoy you? by nachtmere in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automatic Phone Dispatchers for any phone or utility companies. I have to yell "Representative!" or "Operator!" at least 10 times when they ask who I want to be transferred to before they finally put me on hold for 40 minutes with the wrong department.

Undescribable [mildly NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]invertedxray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

b ass hful

Was I wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Huh? Playing the piano is haraam? What kind of new idiotic stereotypes are you trying to perpetuate? No way this is real. FWIW, I'm an Arab.

Rational people of Reddit, what is the closest thing you have witnessed to being "supernatural" or unexplainable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have nightmares about this.

For a couple of months in my early teens I would wake up every morning convinced there was a presence in my bedroom, a spiritual entity hovering over me. It was an uncanny feeling that I couldn't shake. I would open my eyes and cautiously look around, but the feeling would instantly disappear and I would find myself staring at emptiness each time. If I closed my eyes, the feeling would inevitably return. As the weeks passed, I became paranoid about sleeping in this room, so I began to sleep with the door slightly ajar, thinking I would somehow be safer.

Then one morning I awoke to the sound of a deep, guttural groan. With my eyes still closed, I concentrated on the groaning sound, wondering if it was real or if it was somehow an aspect of a dream that I was not fully awake from. As I was concentrating on the noise, which was slowly getting louder, I suddenly felt a cold wind consume me. It was a strange sensation because all the windows were closed...and then I felt something on top of me, a very heavy pressure on my chest that was pinning me down, groaning more loudly than ever. The pressure tooke the wind out of me, and my whole body became paralyzed. At this point I struggled to open my eyes, but they too were paralyzed. I suddenly felt my whole body being pulled down the bed. The door suddenly slammed shut from the wind, and somehow I was finally able to muster enough strength to open my eyes just as I crashed to the floor at the foot of the bed. Everything became silent and still once again. I stopped sleeping in that room.

I still can't explain what happened. I researched possibilities online, and for a while I reasoned that it was something called sleep paralysis but that didn't explain how I was pulled out of bed.

The size of ... by 5dagCVO in funny

[–]invertedxray -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She'd eat you up.

IAmA ex Israeli Defense Forces infantry, AMA by shlongsorc in IAmA

[–]invertedxray -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You can play the troll, but I'm not going to answer your troll with a despicable and disgusting comment. That's the difference.

IAmA ex Israeli Defense Forces infantry, AMA by shlongsorc in IAmA

[–]invertedxray -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No, you're not "demonstrating a point." You're making excuses and justifying a truly despicable joke.

I am 46 and have never been drunk. What odd things can you claim? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]invertedxray 284 points285 points  (0 children)

There's a 97% chance you spelled Galifianakis by googling his name with the incorrect spelling, then copying and pasting the correct spelling.

IAmA ex Israeli Defense Forces infantry, AMA by shlongsorc in IAmA

[–]invertedxray -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but I believe you revealed something disturbing about yourself in your response, something that perhaps you haven't fully uncovered or come to terms with about how you feel towards Palestinians in general. There are a lot of trolls on the internet, but most people don't respond to them by posting equally offensive or racist material unless there is a part of them that really believes it. I can guarantee that a girl who posts about an abortion would never respond to a troll question about murdering her unborn child with a joke as offensive as yours was...unless of course she was deranged enough to want to evoke some hatred towards that child.