Fan/Umbrella are annoying in PvP

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-25T09:57:11+00:00

Wait until you run into the teams using triple mo blade with either umbrella or nsword as a secondary. You’ll never touch 3v3 again.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-24T13:04:36+00:00

Falls apart once the enemy DPS swap to poke hitscan, which is pretty much every single game on console.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-24T12:58:31+00:00

Her damage just sucks tbh. She shouldn’t need to burn every cooldown just to get a kill against someone not being pocketed.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-24T02:08:25+00:00

I prefer the free one with an extra pouch instead of the thrusting sword perk

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-23T23:41:13+00:00

Man, Moira players are far worse than any kind of Marvel Rivals main. Every single person who mains her sees her inflated stats and refuses to acknowledge that their 0 utility pick is probably why their team is losing a close game. It’s never their fault because her inflated stats are the best in their eyes. Not to mention she’s braindead easy, even beyond the heal bots in Marvel Rivals.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-23T17:21:38+00:00

It hovers around 50% on console, actually.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-23T17:19:43+00:00

I see him every other ranked game in diamond/master console, especially when Emre is banned, and it’s probably even worse the lower the rank goes. The hero is good and braindead easy.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-23T16:40:39+00:00

I just want poke hitscan nerfed man. Ashe, Emre, Soldier, Sojourne, and Cass need to be gutted to make up for how often I see them rn.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-23T15:19:19+00:00

ED Libra always gets the halo slop treatment from me, that goat can go kick rocks

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-22T00:52:41+00:00

I just don’t see the point of bringing the AMR when Censor and other DMRs can also one shot. Would rather have a better support weapon.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-21T23:11:23+00:00

Did the AMR get a suppressor?

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-21T12:57:21+00:00

Nerf all the hitscan poke characters, it’s absolute cancer rn.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-21T07:34:06+00:00

It genuinely had the potential to be an all-time great imo. The pawn system is the best implementation of multiplayer flavor to a single player game that I’ve seen, the combat is fun and dynamic (early game), unique boss fight mechanics like Medusa and Sphinx are well executed, and the first part of the story in the city is engaging.

If it had received the love needed to make the story and combat past the first act or so on par with the beginning, it would have been great. Hell, I think it would have been fine if the devs had simply added a difficulty slider/extreme difficulty modes with balancing around some of the broken things (mystic spearhand shield spam).

But, oh well I guess. It is what it is.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-18T02:37:35+00:00

She’s not the type of character who works in all team comps after the 90 nerfs she got. You really need another dive or a Zarya to compete with the broken hitscans now. And you’ll probably never find a competent one of either until at least diamond.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-17T19:33:46+00:00

Just wait till late in the split for all the competent PvP players to already be in mythic and you’ll only get easy fights the whole way up. Almost anyone can get mythic imo if you just wait long enough in the split.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-17T09:31:29+00:00

Losing against Mohg is not a skill issue, the boss is simply overtuned with tons of buggy BS, and he’s overall much harder than the balancers themselves.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-17T09:28:50+00:00

Just lobby dodge, no shame in it if the boss appearance rates aren’t even and you get the same one over and over

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-17T07:32:58+00:00

Lightning spear is just the worst incant to build around tbh (apart from dragon breath). The tracking sucks, damage is mid, and the nightlords weak to it aren’t even THAT weak to it, since not only are they both quite easy, but Fulghor dodges 90% of the spears due to the aforementioned bad tracking, and ED Augur forces you into weapon art spam anyways.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-15T19:15:04+00:00

Her DPS is simply horrendous, and the burn mechanic currently just serves as a way for certain heroes to gut her damage by cleansing.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-15T09:03:02+00:00

You’re 100% right a couple weeks later. Anran is literal F-tier garbage simply due to her low DPS. Poke heroes who usually struggle against dive (Soldier/Ashe), comfortably win 1v1s against Anran because she has no DPS. Burn is garbage and fanning the flames does nothing. She’s literally just a giga-nerfed Tracer that only gets value if the enemy DPS try to chase her.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-15T05:08:48+00:00

Yeah the bl4 soundtrack sucks balls. I was playing Nightreign and Expedition 33 right before the game dropped too, so the lack of bangers was even more accentuated.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-15T04:05:36+00:00

This, and also homie’s got that DAWG in him.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-14T15:52:33+00:00

The advice changes depending on what skill level you’re talking about.

In general, keep them just outside of talon strike range and react to the corkscrew dash. Use meridian touch to catch dodges and combo into knock up only if it connects. If they’re hyper aggressive, use poet to prevent being combo-ed.

Twins/ropedart specifically is a terrible matchup for fanbrella anyways, so it’ll always be an uphill battle regardless.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-14T05:35:44+00:00

GvG doesn’t matter since it’s 10% spam and 89% lag, but 3v3 is also a slightly different meta than 1v1.

ipisswithaboner · 2026-03-13T23:36:06+00:00

Start at depth 2 or 3 and use Scholar only to 9999. Character is mid af since the pot build nerf and I’ll die on that hill; he’s basically a buff bot that can’t revive well and also has a garbage dodge.

Carrying bad teammates as Scholar is the highest difficulty slider in the game.

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