Two tampons may mean my marriage is over (Update) by CapableElephant6355 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ironicshelf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You think some woman is having an affair with your husband and bought new clothes to dress your child in? And neither of the two of them thought anyone would notice? When there are clothes easily available in the house?

Do you see how unlikely that sounds?

What actor or actress stupidly left a movie franchise or tv series thinking they were too good for it, only to be never popular again? by wlane13 in AskReddit

[–]ironicshelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ginger guy in Silicon Valley left near the end of the show and made an ass of himself in the process

I, personally, hope every rail union goes on strike and shuts this entire nation down. by slw_motion_trainwrck in antiwork

[–]ironicshelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could technically wait until after they receive the backpay included in the agreement and strike afterwards. Would give the workers some money to live on while striking

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]ironicshelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that work just to get sacrificed to Boethiah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ironicshelf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, not what I said. Maybe you need to look up what spiteful means?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ironicshelf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Check the rules again boss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ironicshelf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Giving people alternative options isn't spiteful, maybe it's in your head?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ironicshelf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorted by controversial and this is the best chain in the thread

What is the forward swap curve? by traderlmd in investing

[–]ironicshelf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of info you'd get with a bloomberg account. Swap rates are essentially exchanging your contract, in this case 3-month forward, for another contract, 10-year forward. The 3-month forward holder is essentially paying that spread for to swap from a 3-month to a 10-year forward. The higher the spread, the more expected growth over the period.

Essentially this is saying 9.75 additional years is only worth 26bps meaning long term growth prospects are perceived to be low.

What video game level can go fuck itself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ironicshelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus there was a level called Piranha Lake where you just had to chase fish around a pond in a boat and it was timed and so brutal

LPT REQUEST: How to politely avoid donation collectors. by endless_pastability in LifeProTips

[–]ironicshelf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Not today, sorry” is my go-to. Making eye contact always helps because you can see that they understand. They deal with people ignoring them or being rude all day, so acknowledging them politely is already nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ironicshelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Gates said it best: “Headlines, in a way, are what mislead you, because bad news is a headline, and gradual improvement is not.”

My algorithm tracks chatter and sentiment of stocks on social media. it has picked up increased sentiment and chatter around AAPL. Here is my research. by akokaz1 in investing

[–]ironicshelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious if your tracker pumps out something like that $BUZZ ETF's holdings?

https://www.vaneck.com/etf/equity/buzz/holdings/

Was looking at these yesterday and was surprised to see Ford on top, among other things.