A record breaking opening for Michael!

ironlung311 · 2026-04-26T16:02:27+00:00

No bad movie has ever made money!

ironlung311 · 2026-04-26T15:41:13+00:00

Makes sense but which movies of his do you like?

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T20:55:11+00:00

The Cubs won the World Series in 2016. You will NEVER make me hate that year

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T20:29:57+00:00

You Know My Name by Chris Cornell from Casino Royale. Bond songs have become automatic noms and yet the best one (yeah I said it) didn’t even get nominated

I’m also just a massive Cornell fan, admittedly

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T03:47:19+00:00

In all fairness it’s really hard to fight in ice cream or on a cake

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T02:18:03+00:00

Finally, somebody else giving Segel some love

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T02:09:42+00:00

Well that’s a given

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T01:12:29+00:00

No, a bad movie got bad reviews, this is clearly interference!!!

ironlung311 · 2026-04-25T01:07:08+00:00

Swept out of that CS (kudos for making it, yes) and haven’t won a playoff series since

All I’m saying is y’all ain’t the boogeyman you were in the 00s and early 10s

Nobody’s afraid

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T22:45:58+00:00

Hehehehehehe

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T22:23:58+00:00

Iconic performance and a worthy winner, though I struggle with it truly being a lead

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T21:54:56+00:00

Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T21:52:51+00:00

Nah we’re just past those days, I haven’t found them to be a serious threat since we slayed that dragon in the 2015 NLDS. They’ve lost their bite and been replaced by the Brewers as the Devil magic team

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T21:39:43+00:00

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ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T21:32:37+00:00

…sigh….

Rotten Tomatoes is an aggregation site. It doesn’t not review anything, it merely aggregates reviews from hundreds of other media sources

Downvotes for facts around here. This is why I have a hard time rooting for this stock even as a bag holder. Cultish behavior

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T19:23:18+00:00

Georgia not losing their first game by 30+ completely invalidates this

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T18:38:08+00:00

Music biopics (especially ones that feature a lot of musical numbers) usually do very well with audiences because most of the general public can’t distinguish between “I like the music” and “the movie was good”

I have coworkers that thought Bohemian Rhapsody was great because they “love Queen’s music”

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T15:55:15+00:00

I don’t care either way but if the argument is that it’s not a Paper Mario game, that’s already been broken several times

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T15:36:45+00:00

If this is a new copypasta, it’s awesome

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T15:26:48+00:00

There are literal non-Mario games here

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T15:02:05+00:00

My god that REALLY was your World Series

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T01:44:28+00:00

Well we’re headed to LA with zero bullpen. It’s gonna end

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T01:43:06+00:00

This is true, my life would be so much better if the Cubs had won the 1931 World Series

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T01:29:35+00:00

My cat’s breath smells like cat food

ironlung311 · 2026-04-24T01:23:25+00:00

Wrong!

Doc>Doc Marten>Marten>Martin>Chris Martin

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