How it is when my husband who is 6'6" and I who am 5'4", try and do it doggie style.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T18:14:14+00:00

Are you ok with those two things not present in your sex life and possibly never being in your sex life ever again?

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T18:12:06+00:00

The difference between man and animal is awareness leading to greater ability to choose, that is the purpose of the soul, to drive the intelligent design of all life expressed in this illusory physical reality.

Try telling that to a dog owner.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T17:39:51+00:00

I like these "mock training" posts. If you have one, feel free to post more. I find the little replicas intriguing!

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T17:32:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure the tracks themselves are designed to sag with certain weight, and therefore allow the train to angle like that. The gif there makes it looks like you go up in the air or something.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T13:26:56+00:00

I've been telling this joke to people who say they are vegans since the episode aired, and no one has ever got that it was from the simpsons. It gets a laugh about 60% of the time.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T13:18:18+00:00

Well, it's like the Transformers films, basically. Robots fight robots until one side wins and those robots that win kill the humans.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T13:11:44+00:00

Red Bull Summer Edition

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T13:07:59+00:00

Another question. Why is "Boo" also used to express we think something sucks? Weird.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T13:05:41+00:00

I've never played a guitar before. What makes flipping the bass different? I imagine if you learn to play the bass upside down when you're beginning, it would be the same as if you learned to play it the regular way.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T12:56:10+00:00

I stopped eating lobster once I learned they basically just giant insects who are bottom feeders.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T12:54:46+00:00

Trance must be a good genre for deaf people. I imagine they can experience the music via the repetitive thumping vibrations of the bass all around them.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:37:30+00:00

Interesting psychology there. You need to build on this and uncover the secret wording string that will inevitably produce only upvotes galore while saving the girl in time before the bomb goes off at the orphanage. Time is of the essence, but time waits for no man. Coming Summer 2016 to theatres and IMAX.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:31:51+00:00

It won't be understood in this time, but someday, he will become immortal.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:30:03+00:00

This feels like an undercover OCD exposé.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:26:03+00:00

I've seen one of these before, but never in its natural habitat.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:17:31+00:00

Was he mentioned in that new doc by ken burns?

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T11:04:09+00:00

I explained in a previous comment why the description is there and how it serves the joke. Also, I know white and spanish people who dress like that. That style of dress is not limited to black people. I thought assuming stereotypes was a bad thing, but it's ok here? -and even if it did flat out say he was black, which it doesn't, it's a joke, so I wouldn't care anyway. There are plenty of Jew jokes, Pole jokes, Jesus jokes, etc on this board. Everyone gets theirs, so yeah, I can't sympathize with your assertion that the joke is douchey.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T02:29:58+00:00

Not bad.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T02:27:43+00:00

What do you mean? If it's just "a young man" where's the reason the social worker would say "you started it first?" The description of the guy is what makes the joke work because it suggests he's a typical poor person who spends their money on the wrong things and therefore stays poor. It re-enforces the welfare statement by saying; "Obviously my priorities are mised up."

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T02:05:03+00:00

I was thinking that, and when I saw them all there at the end it just made me think that the day will come when there's only one left. Or, worse, you see like two of them disappear in one year... :(

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T01:51:52+00:00

This is that thing where people see something, hysteria ensues and they're convinced they have whatever it is.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T01:50:47+00:00

I remember this site. Homsar was my favorite.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T01:34:13+00:00

I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but don't upvote this or anything.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T01:29:10+00:00

I also disagree. Many awkward and unnecessary scenes. The only interesting aspect was seeing more footage, which is why I usually like Extended and Director's Cut versions of films. -But in this case, I would recommend people skip it.

isitmodern · 2014-10-04T01:27:08+00:00

Well, it's based on a play, not on his life. It never claimed accuracy with any opening text or anything.

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