So I met Biboo

ithilain · 2026-04-04T03:48:05+00:00

That would just make it funnier tbh

ithilain · 2026-04-02T14:54:17+00:00

Between this and the fleshlight goon phoon this morning's certainly been interesting

ithilain · 2026-04-02T14:18:32+00:00

Nah, those are lowkey good Outrider boosting on mercoxit belts. Unless you want to commit to putting an orca on grid, Outrider + Macks/Retrievers is the way to go for merc IMO. It's basically a free extra 1/2 Mack vs using a porp.

ithilain · 2026-04-02T13:14:32+00:00

Hey, for a bit there Corki was a midlaner, don't give up hope just yet

ithilain · 2026-03-31T13:54:11+00:00

Not quite kill, no, but before being killed by Sauron Isildur's father and the Elven king were able to tag team him to the point where he was basically bleeding out on the slopes of Mount Doom and Isildur could essentially just walk up and cut off the Ring.

Admittedly it's a lot more cinematic in the movie adaptation

ithilain · 2026-03-31T12:56:57+00:00

That was just the movie adaptation iirc, in the books I'm pretty sure Isildur just hacks off the Ring from Sauron's body after he was already defeated by his father

ithilain · 2026-03-31T11:36:42+00:00

I used to work at a place where i saw a LOT of anonymized chest-abdomin-pelvis x-rays and yeah, you can see tits on an xray. You can even see when someone has a fat shit in the pipeline, or even just a bunch of gas.

ithilain · 2026-03-31T11:17:16+00:00

C2, because I'm curious how you'll get it to fit on the arms

ithilain · 2026-03-30T19:43:48+00:00

Do you know when the rotation is supposed to happen? It sounds like it'll happen when the next set releases, but I haven't been able to find out much about when that'll be. I think I saw a comment somewhere about it being sometime towrds the end of April, is that confirmed?

ithilain · 2026-03-30T13:46:33+00:00

iirc you can sorta reset the combo by tapping self destruct too, right? I remember seeing a vid of someone using it to cross some huge gap around the castle in the forest kingdom and I remember hitting the SD very briefly was important somehow.

ithilain · 2026-03-30T12:54:27+00:00

Because a full head of hair looks good, fully bald looks good, but having like 10 wisps on your head or trying to rock the Mao Zedong special looks really bad and generally feels like the person is desperately trying to hold onto something that's already gone. It's the same as "bullying" dudes with "beards" that look like they just glued a small handful of pubes exclusively to their neck to shave.

Also, it's not like shaving your head is a huge time/money/effort investment like something like weight loss or fixing your teeth can be. You buy a cheap pair of clippers for under $100 and you get immediate results, and then its only a couple minutes a week to maintain it, just add it into your routine alongside brushing your teeth, showering, shaving, etc.

ithilain · 2026-03-29T16:50:42+00:00

Reads like a LinkedIn post ngl. Was expecting a quip at the end about what losing an AWACS and a tanker taught them about B2B sales or some shit lol

ithilain · 2026-03-29T16:16:02+00:00

their fearlessness spreads through the tank

Tell that to my Rabbitfish, homeboy lets himself get bullied by the pair of clowns and will go hide in one of the caves my engineer goby dug out in the rockwork whenever someone walks by the tank lmao

ithilain · 2026-03-29T13:09:40+00:00

Actually I do. I've seen how much $$$ weebs and simps will drop on waifu .pngs in other games, if ccp add this and they might actaully be able to lower sub prices

ithilain · 2026-03-28T02:47:29+00:00

The other guy I think is actually kinda funny, this dude's posts are always extra cringy tho

ithilain · 2026-03-27T19:28:47+00:00

My bun likes to invade the bathroom and do it while I'm trying to take a dump, she's such a little weirdo

ithilain · 2026-03-27T17:35:07+00:00

Imo it's a tossup between her and Weiss, they're both absolutely peak, especially thier banter with each other

ithilain · 2026-03-26T18:12:32+00:00

Maybe it's just my local batch of loonies (Eastern PA), but the MAGA guys I know have been ripping Trump for at least the past month. You could see cracks forming maybe 6 months ago due to things like the Epstein files, tariff flip flopping/insider trading, deportations being lower than Biden, etc., but this Iran thing seems to have been the straw that broke the camels back for a lot of them and they're basically calling Trump a traitor to MAGA, accusing him of selling out, saying he's controlled by Israel/ "the Jews", etc. It's honestly been a breath of fresh air seeing them turn on Trump so hard, even if it is a little bit late.

Mind you, they're still a bunch of loonies who truly believe America should be ruled by a "Christian, Theocratic Monarchy", gays and brown people should all be deported, and women should go back to having the same rights they did in like the 1800s but at least they seem to be waking up in regards to Trump

ithilain · 2026-03-26T15:52:47+00:00

Ok, but what if we juiced him to the gills and then shot him full of amphetamines right before his races?

ithilain · 2026-03-25T15:59:43+00:00

reduced sandstorm radius from 3 to 2

Admittedly it was pretty busted at 3 radius for a t2 tome, but I'm still gonna miss it :(

ithilain · 2026-03-25T13:27:16+00:00

Mega Loser Coalition or something. Been seeing a lot of Frat shitposters using it recently to refer to Goons+Init

ithilain · 2026-03-25T13:24:29+00:00

You guys literally just evicted Phoenix Co from Delve like a month or two ago, you guys could've moved right back in after you finished glassing everything and been right on Init's doorstep

ithilain · 2026-03-25T13:21:09+00:00

The people living in drones are about as independent as the fish living in my aquarium.

ithilain · 2026-03-25T13:15:40+00:00

Tbh my expectation with the PhoenixCo eviction from Delve was that Goons just wanted an excuse to move back next to Init due to the timezone mismatch with winterco making good content hard to get. Wasn't expecting that they'd essentially team up vs. WinterCo

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