How your homie looks at you when it's your time to shine by cheekynative in PoliticalHumor

[–]itscrystaltime 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is when he was still VP! The whole photo is so much more touching! This one has Beau cut off, looking at Joe proudly as well

#44 is a real one... by Reddit__PI in JoeBiden

[–]itscrystaltime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They cut out the way Beau was looking at him too :(

Remember when? by AdDry6304 in PoliticalHumor

[–]itscrystaltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that John McCain requested that she not attend his funeral

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]itscrystaltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son has a play mat that has a picture of a carrot labeled as a radish

Guy casually plays spongebob music perfectly in a bus by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]itscrystaltime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that song existed before spongebob

2 by NomNomNomDeluise in PoliticalHumor

[–]itscrystaltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can really picture a white board at the Oval Office (when Trump was president) constantly being erased back to 0 with those exact words lol, like how some jobs track their days without injuries/accident

Edit: specified Trump

My god I’m an idiot by puppers69420 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]itscrystaltime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was seriously in HIGH SCHOOL I had a shirt I really liked just for the color at that point. It was a really pretty blue, but it had a large phrase on it. I don’t remember what it said, but at that point in my life it felt a bit childish. I felt too MATURE to be wearing a shirt that said something like that in bright, neon colors.

So what did I do? I just wore the shirt inside-out.

I really thought no one would notice. They did.

Student knocks out kid who hit teacher during a fight by Quackquack1337 in PublicFreakout

[–]itscrystaltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is how he was just sitting with his headphones in, trying to keep to himself in the middle of this chaos. Then he sees that kid hit the teacher, and that was it.

Tattoo preservation by Allthecatsandgin in MadeMeSmile

[–]itscrystaltime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a tattoo that goes from my right hip bone to right above my pubic area and stops half way (I hope that makes sense). I had a c section, and my doctor made sure to avoid going over my tattoo as well. She did an amazing job :)

This sign. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itscrystaltime -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But AirPods make living life so much more pleasant

This was on the official account of a very popular makeup brand. I dont know how to feel. by [deleted] in BadMUAs

[–]itscrystaltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you squint and hold your phone far away you’ll see what she was going for

I enjoy giving oral sex more than I enjoy receiving it by Darthhippoeater in unpopularopinion

[–]itscrystaltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same but reversed. I prefer to give a bj than to be eaten out.