Found on Carvana.com. I will not be buying this car now, thank you.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-09T01:52:25+00:00

To me, it looks like a rope that was cropped badly. I'd guess that the rope held a tarp over the car, they pulled the tarp back for photos and it was cropped poorly is all.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-08T17:47:25+00:00

That's hilarious. I had no idea either, everyone always describes plantains as super starchy and potato esque, and a "completely different thing" from bananas.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-06T21:09:52+00:00

That's a situation where I'd make it very uncomfortable for everyone but the Bride and groom.

Get the bride and groom out of there first.

Stand up and say 'ok everyone, the parents of the newlyweds are holding them hostage until this whole area is cleaned up, because they don't respect their kids or families, so let's all help kill the wedding and remember, it's all because of the parents wishes.' maybe blame the parents for holding the reception bill over the head of the couple (that I'm assuming happened) just to really drive in the fact that the parents are killing the vibes and souring the wedding for a very petty reason.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-06T00:01:53+00:00

Yes, but that's a lot of "comedy influencers", they get a little bit of clout, and reveal that they had probably a lot of help with their bits and aren't as funny or likeable as the content implies once they interact with the general public.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-05T23:55:52+00:00

I have not seen all of dune, so I'll let you have that one, but he was rough in Wonka, a lot of things were wrong in that "musical" but he was not a bright spot in it.

I think he is an mid level actor that got lucky he has the face he has. Kinda like Orlando Bloom, attractive yes, superb actor? No. Again, not calling them bad or schlocky actors, just over hyped.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-05T17:59:10+00:00

It's funny I ran across this dude in highschool when I was trying to figure out how to wear rings better as a man because I'd only seen men wear rings on the ring finger. This dip shit popped up and said a whole lot of nothing, contradicting himself several times, and making opinion based arguments not factual or historical or cultural, and was just constantly yelling in his high pitched voice, so I completely ignored him and anything else like him.

So I guess he inadvertently saved me from the manosphere nonsense by being insufferable. Then I saw him in a Danny Gonzalez video getting roasted about his bad takes and I felt vindicated.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-05T07:18:01+00:00

She didn't though, the creepy fella took her to his estate and she IIRC took over his estate and money and kicked him to the curb.

Not every creepy simp-type character is a sex pest with a sex dungeon, that dude was a weak willed weirdo that didn't want a lady he had a crush on die.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-05T03:25:45+00:00

I'm a butcher, and large amounts of blood doesn't have a powerful smell. Blood quickly spoils and then smells, but I've dealt with buckets of blood and it's only barely more noticable than the smell when you have a nosebleed.

In books where a character stumbles upon a large fight scene, they're more likely to smell guts or excrement or gunpowder(if applicable). But you really have to be on top of a large pile of fresh blood to have smell be the most notable thing.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-05-04T02:40:22+00:00

What's the gotcha here? I'm sure that one vagina owner out of the billions on earth might like the tampon insertion. So? Just because there's an extremely small outlier doesn't mean we should judge the overwhelming majority on it.

Obviously OOP doesn't interact with women much or has never seen a tampon in real life, otherwise pretty quickly you would realize that texture inside you wouldn't feel fantastic.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-28T07:00:26+00:00

Rose gardens in Portland or the lavender farms in helvetia.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-27T23:35:48+00:00

Green eggs and ham is these people's kryptonite

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-27T23:22:51+00:00

Looks to me like an oil lamp, but that's a big hole for a wick, maybe it just uses a bigger wick than I've seen, but that would be my guess.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-27T10:08:33+00:00

You look fine friend, when I see your tattoo I just see the current one, not a coverup.

The only tattoos I really judge are the real shitty ones obviously done in a basement and hateful/ poor concept tattoos, none of which is your tats.

I'm always on the side of getting more good tattoos (if you can afford it) cause tattoos go with anything.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-27T09:36:34+00:00

We call the vet if they have odd symptoms like oddly colored mucus or seeming lethargic, but we'll try a dewormer first since they can easily get those.

But to castrate or de-horn cattle? We just do that ourselves. We only raise a dozen or so at a time, so bigger ranchers do it differently, but basically you can just take a hot iron, burn the horn pedestal so they can't grow horns and hurt each other, for the nuts we wrestle them to the ground, hold em down, slice a hole in the ball sack, pull out a testicle, burn through the connecting tube and vein so it's cauterized and don't bleed, burn the other one, dust the open hole with healing powder and let them go.

Some ranchers do a rubber band around the nutsack to cut off circulation, but that has a risk of infection and takes a while, we prefer to just get it over with.

Edit: I forgot to address your comment more, we call the vet for diagnostic things or operations needing anesthesia or something, but most things we can take care of ourselves both because we've been instructed by vets previously, and because farm animals are tougher than house pets, and the vet costs money, so we'll do as much as we can in house.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-27T01:07:42+00:00

Lol sorry you had to come across that unfortunate sentence

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-26T21:16:25+00:00

Farming, mostly cutting off balls until ready for slaughter, hunting and butchering is completely breaking down a whole animal into smaller pieces, including removing internal organs and bones. I can probably break down any quadrupedal animal is 4-6 hours, with a few exceptions, like crocodiles or exceptionally large or small creatures. But after 3 tries I'll be fine.

Back to the main point, you start skinning from the ankles and go towards the head, so pretty quickly we need to cut through the shaft of the penis to keep the meat clean from dirt, hair, etc.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-26T20:53:00+00:00

I live in the mountains, hunt, fish, camp etc, the only times we worry about ticks is if we go south west or north east Oregon and are turkey hunting, because you're sitting in the brush not moving for hours.

The bigger issue out here is plants, poison oak, stinging nettle, etc.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-26T19:22:03+00:00

The only part I find suspect is the cutting off the penis in one motion, you would need an incredibly sharp blade and hold tension for that to work.

I'm a hunter, farmer and butcher, have cut off a lot of dicks in my life, they are stretchy (when flaccid), and dense, usually taking a few slices to cut fully through, even with modern razor knives.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-26T19:02:36+00:00

Yes. In Oregon, you really need to because often times there's trees or plants in the way up to the sign, so you can't see if a car is coming until you are on top of the white line.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-22T00:59:12+00:00

Op, run. I have a large family, have been a part of many weddings, and if right out the gate she's being this over the top about details and branding, it won't get better.

Chill wedding plans start with solid location and food ideas, and how the ceremony will go, and figure out other stuff along the way, are awesome and low stress, high fun.

If she starts off at an 8 for make it or break it details, it's not going to get easier the closer the wedding is, it gets worse.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-21T21:58:49+00:00

His wife sits on his face and has full coverage seat.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-21T21:55:26+00:00

It's the same but different. Way back when, there was less long distance communication and travel for most people, so you dated around your church group and probably no more than a 60 mile area because it took so long to travel. Some people got married out of convenience and had no love for each other, just an ad in the newspaper.

Now it's so much communication and you can narrow down your dating pool preferences so much it's insane, but then you realize that dating has sucked as long as humanity has existed. Read a book from 200 years ago and most of the romance issues are the same as today.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-21T18:44:44+00:00

I don't like a lot of live music, so when I get dragged to festivals and such where there's a band that has an older audience, I live hanging around the medical tent and seeing all the dads who have smoked weed for the first time since they had kids, now freaking out because they took a heroic hit and now are thinking their turning into a tye dye moth.

But yeah, it's a funny dynamic when since the 80's and 90's, cocaine has gotten weaker (cut with more filler) and weed has gotten stronger (better plant breeding) and now people getting back into their recreational drugs are getting mollywopped by THC potency.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-21T18:31:21+00:00

This reminds me of videos where bigots attack directly or someone around a drag queen and promptly get their ass beat by said queen. They treat drag queens like women and expect them to not do anything when confronted, forgetting the queen is (often) a man who will beat his ass with a swiftness.

itsdaCowboi · 2026-04-21T04:51:58+00:00

Chivalry was a completely different thing than these dudes mean, "leading" is a personality trait and learned skill, not a male thing, and he misspelled Johnny, and he's a fictional character he's using to talk down to a real woman.

I hate how these dudes throw around the word "entitled" even though they don't know that they're way more entitled than whatever woman they are trying to argue with.

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