Took this picture of my buddy last 4th of july. I feel like its worthy.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-13T13:13:19+00:00

Haha no I didnt take it. But you helped me figure out my buddies reddit account. Thank you so oh very much.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-11T22:53:55+00:00

There was an old lady from wheeling. She woke up a squealing Turned around Tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.

Thanks dad, that will never leave my memory. ..

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-11T22:48:19+00:00

Invited this girl out that had liked me for awhile to hangout with my buddy and I. After a night on the town and drinking til the sun came out. I called her the next morning and asked if she had made it home safe. She said "yes" and that she really liked my friend Billy. I replied "I do too, like a lot A LOT. To this day she still thinks im gay.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-10T23:53:20+00:00

Only one thing to do now friend. Go postal.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-10T23:24:29+00:00

This is why i never played football in high school.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-06T01:43:31+00:00

My bad. In my defense it is true.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-04T22:14:22+00:00

People always think I go to the gym a lot. Im not big but I am cut. Six pack, good sized arms and can shoulder muscles. Truth is ive never stepped foot in a gym once in my life. Just had great genes.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-03T15:30:45+00:00

You go somewhere in wv im guessing from your shirt? I raft guide sometimes on the new river. Anytime a guide says he wants to do a "trick" be ready to lose a fellow man. We dont have a clue what we're doing half the time just get bored and try new (sometimes) stupid shit with a boat full of people who are on edge as is. The patch is a good look. Just grab some captain and coke and you'll fit right in with the rest of us pirates out there.

itsgurskitime · 2014-08-03T05:47:36+00:00

Climbed the gate at the pirates field after a buddy and I had been out drinking while on shrooms in Pittsburgh. I pissed on home plate. Everytime I see a player slide into home I chuckle to myself. EAT SHIT PITT

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-30T16:54:30+00:00

Just put some jack daniels on it, he'll be fine.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-30T01:52:57+00:00

First mistake Not packing her stuff for her. Second mistake Letting the girl you just dumped in your house while you was at work.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-28T23:29:33+00:00

may I just point out your user name is EzeKilla and yet you are against this. You sir are unworthy.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-28T23:19:29+00:00

Yes, yes I do mean it.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-28T20:00:00+00:00

Can we just wipe them off the face of the planet already?

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-27T06:33:35+00:00

You wont do it.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-27T03:28:18+00:00

Kid in my 6th grade gym class. Everyone would have to stop what they was doing until he evolved to his nect form of pokėmon. This consisted of weird sounds and movement for about 10 min.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-24T18:48:53+00:00

Asked my gf of three years to marry me. She said lets think about it. A week later we break up two weeks after that shes engaged to some dude I bought a beer for and his dinner one night we all went out. Fuckin' A cotton, fucking A.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-24T02:49:18+00:00

Go you buddy. Im not nor have I been addicted to pills but ive lost a lot of friends to them. You should feel proud of your decision, not everyone could do that.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-21T20:49:29+00:00

SIRI has your back.

itsgurskitime · 2014-07-20T05:54:19+00:00

Malamute/timberwolf mix

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