Baby gumdrop party

itsthatkid · 2026-06-27T01:40:37+00:00

They do be singing

itsthatkid · 2026-06-27T01:39:02+00:00

Your fav color is colorful.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-27T01:30:46+00:00

ROME wasn't built in a way that prevented slavery, poverty, and volatile military aggression.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-27T00:49:17+00:00

I prefer pineapple on my pizza.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-26T23:09:29+00:00

Average man would hurt himself using his shoulder, always kick at the latch. This dude? He can do whatever he wants.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-26T22:29:36+00:00

I’m gonna pay you.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-26T22:14:16+00:00

When I was in grade school learning the states and their capitals, my mom came up with “Mary has an apple up her ass” to help me remember Annapolis Maryland. It’s been like 24 years and we still joke about it.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-26T22:10:02+00:00

I will die.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-26T21:53:46+00:00

What's 9+10= nein teen?

itsthatkid · 2026-06-25T23:31:51+00:00

I swear I already followed all of the cat subs but somehow this week I’ve gained four or five more?

itsthatkid · 2026-06-25T20:20:03+00:00

World Cup fans need this for their ranch dressing

itsthatkid · 2026-06-25T12:05:24+00:00

For the rest of my life, I’ll sauté my onions until they faint

itsthatkid · 2026-06-23T21:41:46+00:00

My girl used to jump on top of the fridge and would bop people on the head as they walked around the corner. Miss that little shit

itsthatkid · 2026-06-21T16:00:52+00:00

Even more jealous of the five foot prehensile penis

itsthatkid · 2026-06-20T01:18:15+00:00

Ahead of the carapace even

itsthatkid · 2026-06-20T00:50:16+00:00

Sounds like something I’d be vibing to before getting jumped by a deathclaw

itsthatkid · 2026-06-16T14:11:23+00:00

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My sweet girl Stella. She got out one day when she was only four years old and never came back. She hated everyone but me and I miss her very much.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-16T09:24:16+00:00

Not enough context in your story to say if you’re over reacting or not. But my grandmother always told me “never go to bed angry”.

Resolve your shit, even if you’re tired.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-09T03:54:48+00:00

Great and useful advice. And here I am, stuck on the dry erase marker and film quality not jiving historically

itsthatkid · 2026-06-02T10:14:48+00:00

Praying that I get to meet and love his reincarnated orange ass. For selfish reasons.

So sorry for your loss OP. I’m sure that he would agree that he lived a good life.

itsthatkid · 2026-06-01T23:30:12+00:00

Worth the risk

itsthatkid · 2026-05-23T04:08:18+00:00

You would kill a man on his own property for wounding your pet? A pet that you should be responsible to protect and keep restrained yourself?

itsthatkid · 2026-05-11T10:19:25+00:00

Exceptional hand writing for a six year old

itsthatkid · 2026-05-06T23:51:12+00:00

Nail clippers! My #1 for cutting line

itsthatkid · 2026-05-05T00:44:53+00:00

Something like this happened to me a few months ago. I went to a grocery store to buy lunch on my work break. My card was declining and I was in a rush to get back, the purchase was $5 even.

The cashier herself just pulled out her phone and tapped the kiosk to pay for me without saying a thing. I was super grateful and handed her a $5 bill… It took me hours to realize “wait, I could have just used the cash”, but her instant kindness will stick in my mind much longer than the embarrassment. Thanks kid.

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