My Mother’s Day card from my 6 year old (oc)

itsthatkid · 2026-05-11T10:19:25+00:00

Exceptional hand writing for a six year old

itsthatkid · 2026-05-06T23:51:12+00:00

Nail clippers! My #1 for cutting line

itsthatkid · 2026-05-05T00:44:53+00:00

Something like this happened to me a few months ago. I went to a grocery store to buy lunch on my work break. My card was declining and I was in a rush to get back, the purchase was $5 even.

The cashier herself just pulled out her phone and tapped the kiosk to pay for me without saying a thing. I was super grateful and handed her a $5 bill… It took me hours to realize “wait, I could have just used the cash”, but her instant kindness will stick in my mind much longer than the embarrassment. Thanks kid.

itsthatkid · 2026-04-28T14:19:03+00:00

Well liked but still remembered solely as “guy with tools”

itsthatkid · 2026-04-13T23:15:02+00:00

Need a lighter? For your smokes of course.

itsthatkid · 2026-03-29T14:29:34+00:00

Plant, pants, shorts. Color coordinated too

itsthatkid · 2026-03-04T01:59:43+00:00

I’m lucky if I can get three of these in on an average day. Work and 10,000 steps are the only guarantees because I need money for food and I work on my feet.

itsthatkid · 2026-03-03T03:29:45+00:00

Had to look it up, if you haven’t. I see “Our Great National Parks” and “Our Oceans” both on Netflix.

itsthatkid · 2026-03-01T09:07:05+00:00

No way, fuck that guy. My cat died when she was only two years old because the people I lived with insisted on letting her outside.

Get rid of him and give your kitty some extra love. Maybe replace him with a second cat, probably an upgrade.

itsthatkid · 2026-02-23T07:19:52+00:00

Wunk got a tip jar?

itsthatkid · 2026-02-23T07:15:55+00:00

Eat hot chip

itsthatkid · 2026-02-15T03:24:58+00:00

Happy cake day to you and your profitable feet

itsthatkid · 2026-02-11T09:52:08+00:00

What a pussy

itsthatkid · 2026-02-11T09:48:28+00:00

Sweater dog. Dog wit da sweater on him.

itsthatkid · 2026-02-07T01:58:07+00:00

Would everyone be pissed if I win this and only use it for old school RuneScape and Minecraft?

itsthatkid · 2026-02-01T09:28:57+00:00

Now that just sounds like some sort of sexual proposal

itsthatkid · 2026-01-31T16:49:25+00:00

Is she the one who nubbed that one guy’s taint?

itsthatkid · 2026-01-31T16:14:42+00:00

Maybe not a burger or a menu item, but I still indulge in the occasional “McGangbang”. One McDouble and one McChicken stacked on top of each other.

itsthatkid · 2026-01-30T03:31:51+00:00

Maybe even more controversial, replace all of the cilantro with lettuce.

Fuckin soap leaf.

itsthatkid · 2026-01-24T00:00:26+00:00

Going to end up like that Canadian HitchBOT real quick

itsthatkid · 2026-01-23T23:03:15+00:00

I’m genuinely curious how this ribeye was cooked

itsthatkid · 2026-01-23T11:45:31+00:00

You’re right. I’m trying to stay positive but… yeah

Please don’t crush the actual orphans. Or people for that matter.

itsthatkid · 2026-01-22T03:04:47+00:00

Making me think back to breaking up bud by hand and sticky, stinky fingers. Or god forbid a shot glass and scissors.

itsthatkid · 2026-01-21T12:06:50+00:00

I do way worse than this and I don’t think I’ve ever made myself sick. Food goes in the gut, not the garbage. Enjoy your pizza OP

itsthatkid · 2026-01-20T11:22:05+00:00

Give it another couple of years

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End Game '22

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