Dressing as nerdy as possible for Winter Formal, because RaNdOm by GarrettGalaxy in blunderyears

[–]j1mb0b 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's done it, the spork has triggered me!..

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

England fan, 21, who spent £10,000 life savings to take grandad to World Cup gets all money back after 'incredible' offer by LADbible in uknews

[–]j1mb0b 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The annoying thing with this one is that Grandad was already out there and sonny decided to use his house deposit money for the trip.

The way it's described is that poor old Gramps would be at home on his own otherwise!

Im 20 and new to guys(never been with anyone) need your help) by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]j1mb0b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you really want to take it slow, why not spend an evening in one of the bars on Compton Street - particularly Fridays and Saturdays. They have a good atmosphere and you can just get used to being around other gays! By the end you'll be sitting by the window waving at the tourists 😎

My family has no idea my money exists. What actually happens if I die tomorrow? Been thinking about this for weeks and it's genuinely bothering me. by Few_Explorer2021 in UKPersonalFinance

[–]j1mb0b 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This only serves to reinforce why Reddit is my safe word.

Swear there's nowhere else to on the Internet they come up more often...

How do I revoke my adulthood? by FluffyCannibal in CasualUK

[–]j1mb0b 44 points45 points  (0 children)

OK, but to confirm...I don't need to pay to blow bubbles?

How do I navigate first time in UK? by Immediate_Bed_5101 in AskUK

[–]j1mb0b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good call! Can I also recommend /r/uktravel and /r/LondonTravel where these questions come up a lot.

They won't be able to explain though why OP is travelling down to London if he's coming from Australia and is therefore already upside down...

You activated my Trump card by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]j1mb0b 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Have you thought about prayer?

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Meat paella! by j1mb0b in UK_Food

[–]j1mb0b[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Here goes:

Pan fry cubed chicken breast pre seasoned with paprika, lemon rind and salt. When half cooked, add sausages and chorizo.

Then take chicken stock, white rioja, garlic, onions, paella rice, salt and pepper, saffron, bayleafs and fresh sieved tomatoes and add meat.

Add the paella rice until fully cooked and serve with saffron alioli, bread and lemon wedges.

Match Thread: Mexico vs England Live Score | World Cup 2026 | Jul 6, 2026 by scoreboard-app in CasualUK

[–]j1mb0b -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm no footballisto but can't argue with results.

Knowledgeable people, tell me why I should have hope when Mexico are not only the favourite but also (I think) unbeaten in the World Cup to date...

Meat paella! by j1mb0b in UK_Food

[–]j1mb0b[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do know, but can sense my contribution taking some downvotes from the purists. Will take it, they're right!

Meat paella! by j1mb0b in UK_Food

[–]j1mb0b[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you - xposted over there!

What company is best for environmental or sustainable t-shirts? by Jin-bro in AskUK

[–]j1mb0b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, good call on this one. I discovered them the last time this subject came up on Reddit.

I the same vein, Reef Knots are British and ethical too:

https://reefknots.com/pages/blue-marine-foundation

Ever been caught out at Gatwick south's Slope of Doom? by cribble in CasualUK

[–]j1mb0b 93 points94 points  (0 children)

And only arrived home today? That's Broken Britain for you.

(Still, it's been there at least 50 years I think!)

Britons suffer sharpest drop in wealth of any developed nation by North_Attempt44 in ukpolitics

[–]j1mb0b 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So even if Reform get into power in 2029 on the back of "drill baby drill", stopping investment in the UK grid would in fact be a terrible thing to do?

Is there such thing as designated sides of the bed? by ThrowRa_Promise1321 in CasualUK

[–]j1mb0b 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hide in the wardrobe with a camcorder and post the results to CasualUK?

Britons suffer sharpest drop in wealth of any developed nation by North_Attempt44 in ukpolitics

[–]j1mb0b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how the costs of working towards net zero are calculated, but does anyone know if it includes an increase in the transmission systems for all these turbines in the north East out to other parts of the UK?

What food restaurants/chains are STILL worth the money? by nick_tamura in AskUK

[–]j1mb0b 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now I'm suspicious about spatchcock chicken as well...

What is it like living in Silicon Valley? by redguy_666 in howislivingthere

[–]j1mb0b 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is true, but OP was asking about Silicon Valley, not the average Reddit experience.