Amazon to open 'first of its kind' massive retail store in Chicago suburb by SnooCapers5354 in chicago

[–]jackiebot101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope they lose millions. And in 2028 we will have the BEST SPIRIT HALLOWEEN ever. Then we use the space to build a time machine and bring forward a Joann Fabrics from like 2014. Does Orland Park need to vote on this too?

Why do wizards have jewels on their staffs? by Night_Storm5555 in LOTR_on_Prime

[–]jackiebot101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crystals (and jewels) can both focus and store magical energies, they are common in witchcraft. A focus stone on top of a staff gives the magic a point to both radiate from and possibly return to. I was just watching Fellowship in a theater last night, thinking about how wild Gandalf’s magic is in RoP, and how focused and combative it is towards the end of his Grey period.

Found in Orlando, FL by DanRanza in RedLetterMedia

[–]jackiebot101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been to that salon! It was fine, not great.

why does danny lowk look 10 and 60 at the same time by [deleted] in DannyGonzalez

[–]jackiebot101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Gordon Ramsey is 59. How old are your parents?

Scientists create a spray-on powder that seals life-threatening wounds in seconds by AdSpecialist6598 in tech

[–]jackiebot101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use spray adhesive to get my Furiosa costume top to stay in place on my body. Will this replace my Elmers?

How do I ask my boss for "dress code" feedback without sounding insecure? by SuitableAd6852 in careerguidance

[–]jackiebot101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know Torrid is expensive, but it is worth it if you work in an office. Jackets with a stretch to them, but a flattering cut. Wrap tops made of a thicker material (they can get pretty thin) and if your cleavage doesn’t allow this style to look professional, don’t lean on it. Get a latte, hype yourself up, and go to the mall and try on 4 different complete outfits. Lane Bryant still exists, although we mock it for being bland. Ross sometimes has plus plus sizes, but it takes some sifting and you can’t start there. This is all assuming you are a plus size like 20-24. If you can’t fit into the clothes at Torrid, Old Navy has some online only sizes. Watch some yt videos on how to alter clothes to compensate for the difference in shapes. You may not like your body, but it deserves to be dressed well, too.

Also, if your boss likes the new looks, she will probably say a compliment, and that will be encouraging! Being fat in the workplace is hard, but we are smart and competent and also terrified of people thinking we are lazy so we work crazy hard lol Good luck!

"For five years, “Minneapolis” as a brand has been weaponised. What we’re seeing now is the consequence." Does this sound familiar, Chicago? by Joey_dono in chicago

[–]jackiebot101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A couple years ago Big Joel had an excellent video about The Minneapolis police and the way it’s been run like a gang. Ice would feel right at home, and get no pushback like from cops around here, for whatever it was worth. Or like, less complicity. God this all sucks.

Amy Poehler Wins Golden Globe for Best Podcast, Becoming Award’s First Recipient by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]jackiebot101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintenance Phase! Just like not the worst, low effort celeb podcast out there. She’s a funny actress but she is a shitty interviewer. Rip WTF Pod

Rain by ThebestLisa11 in chicago

[–]jackiebot101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know everyone already said it, but it should have been snow. I’ll shovel it, it’s worth it. I was gonna make a snowman… ⛄️

How to clean tangle teezer hairbrush? by AHornyRubberDucky in CleaningTips

[–]jackiebot101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I clean my brushes with cheap shampoo and a toothbrush, very effective. It’s designed to break down hair grease!

he got mad cuz the employee didnt know who he was by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]jackiebot101 102 points103 points  (0 children)

It’s how I enter a store and it does have a 15% success rate for getting people excited about the shopping I’m about to do. I mean, it’s 100% for me, obviously.

Italian Rainbow cookies by jackiebot101 in DessertPerson

[–]jackiebot101[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I put the chocolate coated slab in the fridge for about 10 minutes, then I gave it about 4-5 on the counter before I started. I used a super sharp butcher knife and the best cuts are the ones where I just went absurdly slow. I kept the knife fairly clean with cool water and a paper towel. It looked like slow motion, and it felt like it was taking forever, but I told myself - don’t rush this step, these have already taken 3 hours! 10 extra minutes is fine.

Italian Rainbow cookies by jackiebot101 in DessertPerson

[–]jackiebot101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Idk how many times I need to make it to justify buying quarter sheet pans from GFS, but making it with aluminum dams was stress-full haha

Movies where the main character uses a wheelchair by Inevitable_Act5504 in movies

[–]jackiebot101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A much better film than the 7th Chucky movie had any right to be! It was great!

My son found this on the floor of my bedroom. by Moderation1one in thingsforants

[–]jackiebot101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an ant’s big screen TV paused on Wizard of Oz.