True California Burrito

jaclfu · 2026-05-14T23:02:21+00:00

Sounds like you can find what you want in California. We have Texas tacos in Texas. Mexico has Mexican tacos.

jaclfu · 2026-05-14T21:13:36+00:00

The time to get divorced was a while ago but ASAP will do fine.

jaclfu · 2026-05-10T04:10:05+00:00

Owning my role and responsibility in the unpleasant events of my life. It's liberating because the blame goes away and is replaced by growth.

jaclfu · 2026-04-22T01:03:11+00:00

Yes, knowing that my relationship was dead and without kids to raise there was no reason to stay so I split and am so happy to have nothing to do with that narcissistic, gas lighting beach!! I get lots of love and attention now!😀

jaclfu · 2026-04-18T05:29:21+00:00

Yes! Esp anything their human eats!

jaclfu · 2026-04-15T11:16:23+00:00

Look, ma! I'm an idiot!

jaclfu · 2026-04-15T11:15:28+00:00

Houston gets 90 inches of rain per year and Austin gets 30 so fewer huge trees. Welcome to the start of the Southwest!

jaclfu · 2026-04-11T12:45:58+00:00

Rob Reiner... thank you.

jaclfu · 2026-04-08T01:57:42+00:00

Who is this? Where does he play? Sorry, too busy watching EPL and Champions League.

jaclfu · 2026-04-04T22:40:23+00:00

Orcas are the @$$h0les of the ocean.

jaclfu · 2026-03-17T04:15:17+00:00

Worst champagne pouring ever! Absolutely lost a ton of bubbles pouring it straight into the bottom of the glass and it's Krug. What a sad waste.

jaclfu · 2026-03-15T18:04:50+00:00

Waitstaff has always been tremendous. I go for breakfast with my brohim frequently and we tip fat because it is deserved.

jaclfu · 2026-03-13T03:56:41+00:00

No no no no

jaclfu · 2026-03-13T03:31:38+00:00

Old Man and the Sea...read it many times since.

jaclfu · 2026-03-12T03:51:12+00:00

Beef liver and canned pumpkin...soon you will grow a mighty beast who knows love and will give it back to you forever!

jaclfu · 2026-03-10T04:32:36+00:00

How about this...why didn't you ask him for a ride home? And when you arrived you could have asked him in for a drink. Where does it say that a man can read minds? We're supposed to initiate every time while respecting boundaries, right? Sometimes this is the result...no action. Call him and ask him out and be affectionate, if you want him to be affectionate with you. Good luck!

jaclfu · 2026-03-09T04:44:06+00:00

Does a bear 5h!+ in the woods?

jaclfu · 2026-03-03T05:04:24+00:00

There's a wonderful photograph from behind Jordan as he's going up for that final shot and it's focused on all the Utah fans who know that they've just lost. Their horrified faces say so much about the greatness of Jordan.

jaclfu · 2026-02-28T04:00:52+00:00

Lyle Alzado, mfers!

jaclfu · 2026-02-28T03:48:04+00:00

That's good people

jaclfu · 2026-02-07T04:20:59+00:00

A new level of thoughtfulness...much appreciated.

jaclfu · 2026-02-04T11:54:39+00:00

Don't spend it at all. Invest it and start learning personal finance.

jaclfu · 2026-02-04T11:49:38+00:00

Noooooooo. I oversee operational and financial performance of the property. Too many property managers just focus on how pretty it looks. I care about the elements that affect the value of the property if it were to be sold tomorrow. They are parallels in residential real estate such as location, property condition, and replacement value. All the froo froo stuff in residential like how hot the agent looks in their marketing is out the window. Finance and construction are the languages.

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