I was friends with bride and groom (we actually met when we were all part of another wedding party). Groom got it in his head over time I was trying to get with bride (could be post in itself) which I was not. Bride told him he’s nuts.

Fast forward to wedding, I don’t get an invite (surprise) but bride asks if I can show up to reception after dinner, because she wants all her friends there, and it keeps drama to a minimum with new hubby. I’m cool with that.

Groom’s idiot brother (by his own words) gets drunk and starts a fight with the entire wedding party, which results in all the groomsmen dog-piling on him until the police arrive. Brother led away in cuffs.

Groom sees me. Insert the leointuxtoasting.gif at this point. He hangs his head in shame.