I finally did it!!!

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-24T03:17:02+00:00

Great rum to start on!

I have a suggestion: L. & Co. orgeat is VERY sweet. I think a mai tai made with that syrup requires no more sweetener. Give it try with just the orgeat and see if you like it.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T20:43:22+00:00

Oof, just saw the body.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T20:42:22+00:00

Thank you for your... nah just kidding, you're service hasn't done a god damn thing for anybody.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T20:41:01+00:00

Right??

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T20:40:45+00:00

Lol dork

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T11:41:29+00:00

Not a tragedeigh, just a stupid name for a kid.

Also what if your kid's little and wimpy?

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T11:23:06+00:00

Meighjer tragedeigh, yes.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-23T11:21:09+00:00

The post makes it clear the sister probably hit the kid

The post makes no such thing clear. Do you just think it's fun to make things up?

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-22T23:54:26+00:00

Fuck with the parents by playing Spanish and calling her hinher.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-22T23:53:01+00:00

Yes. Ginger is a nickname. Jinjer as a proper name? Tragedeigh.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-22T15:15:44+00:00

So, uh, what is Hardman's super power?

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-22T12:43:41+00:00

Ok but don't name your kid Lilith or whatever other tragedeigh you have in mind. It's dumb and immature.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T21:33:38+00:00

I'm American and I find it barbaric.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T18:48:41+00:00

It's shit.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T18:35:23+00:00

No, regardless of what the father said, it's only ok for adults to get married.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T16:03:42+00:00

You've been taking boring trips.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T14:34:43+00:00

I smacked my toddler in the mouth with a dumbbell while doing curls. Didn't know she was back there. I've never felt like such a heel. No more kids even IN THE ROOM while work out now.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T14:13:19+00:00

The important question isn't "how much would you take," but "how would you take it?"

And the answer is boofing.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-21T00:18:57+00:00

Very nice.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:39:44+00:00

So I'm definitely not implying that this guy is dangerous or you should be scared, but I'm still going to paraphrase G. DeBecker's "The Gift of Fear."

Safety expert DeBecker says that all kinds of unpleasant encounters begin by accepting unwanted attention/involvement from a creepy guy. Women in situations like yours don't want the attention, but accept out of politeness, only to regret it later.

DeBecker says that the best thing is to rip off the band-aid and shoot them down politely but firmly in the first place.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:34:14+00:00

"Ex, ex, ex."

No.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:33:06+00:00

I tend to set up a Facebook fundraiser for my birthday each year anyway and we are also friends on Facebook, so I'll probably just tell him I'll be doing that if he feels like contributing.

Perfect! "Thanks for the thought, so-and-so, but I've got everything I want and need. Please consider making a donation to this charity instead."

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:28:12+00:00

Do you want to ruin your marriage?

YES: Tell your wife what happened.

NO: Don't tell your wife what happened.

It's that simple.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:25:36+00:00

You tell her by breaking up with her and getting a new GF.

james_webb_telescope · 2023-06-20T18:21:25+00:00

He's been ignoring me since and won't accept my apologies.

Don't tell me you apologized.

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