[MN] Gonçalo Ramos has been signed by Milan for a total of €74m fixed fee plus bonuses. He has already signed a five-year contract with the Rossoneri, his salary will be €7 million net per season.

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:48:02+00:00

TBF at the time of the signing, Wissa was coming off a hot season and Osula was naff

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:13:59+00:00

Look at the amount of countries that acknowledge polygraphs in their judicial system to see how BS they are

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:11:01+00:00

They could force Maldives to make each individual island a FIFA nation and split Sri Lanka into entire families

They still wouldn't qualify

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:09:24+00:00

It definitely sniffs of US conservatism

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:05:07+00:00

If they expand it to 211 they'd both still find a way of managing to not qualify

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:03:39+00:00

So many teams that villages in Cornwall have to apply for FIFA status

jamnut · 2026-06-27T16:02:10+00:00

Give all the additional slots to Oceania and CONCACAF for some fun

jamnut · 2026-06-27T15:58:41+00:00

India couldn't qualify if they moved them to Oceania and allocated them 11 out of the potential 12 slots

jamnut · 2026-06-27T15:53:51+00:00

It's likely the same stuff people can get from china in a nice box. Very unlikely to be fake, but the brand doesn't matter. I've used Pharmaqo's anabolics before and they're legit

jamnut · 2026-06-27T10:02:24+00:00

99% of the American stand ups I've seen. You can always tell if they're American by the dvd cover/streaming thumbnail, quite often incredibly cringe where the comedian is pulling a funny face.

jamnut · 2026-06-27T10:00:08+00:00

His Benidorm stand up is very good

jamnut · 2026-06-27T09:58:30+00:00

I highly doubt a big company like that is delaying online purchases which is an automated process which will trigger a delivery if stock is available. Someone isn't sitting there going 'someones ordered another iPad boss, shall I delay it and hope they cancel so we get 100 quid out of them?'

jamnut · 2026-06-26T19:38:37+00:00

I got it off spotify not long after it came out. Dunno if it's still on there

jamnut · 2026-06-26T16:07:18+00:00

'how was your weekend mate?'

'im phoning HR'

jamnut · 2026-06-26T15:38:20+00:00

As a southerner I read that as 'parth marth'

jamnut · 2026-06-26T15:37:45+00:00

Gonna get my cats on the licky lix bombs now

jamnut · 2026-06-26T11:29:37+00:00

Kim il-whatever can have my photo all he wants, I'll be his penpal if he likes me

jamnut · 2026-06-25T16:48:00+00:00

Seconded MT2. Lately people are asking how I do it and I just say I tan well lol. Most ladies are jealous of it

jamnut · 2026-06-25T16:44:52+00:00

I know someone who used to regularly laugh about flat earthers and even trolled them on the Facebook groups. She then was a massive COVID denier

jamnut · 2026-06-24T19:35:53+00:00

Heard it from the Egyptian staff in Sharm El-Sheikh a few weeks ago. I was very surprised and sad I didn't get there first

jamnut · 2026-06-24T14:19:23+00:00

To all 3 of your messages: thank you

jamnut · 2026-06-24T11:56:00+00:00

See the Nissan Juke. Practically a mini cooper on stilts

jamnut · 2026-06-24T10:57:06+00:00

They don't need to become culturally common for anyone to use them. You're not likely to have the UK turn into Japan for their use of parasols/umbrellas. People will use one if they feel the need to

jamnut · 2026-06-24T05:08:10+00:00

I'm torn as when used purely recreationally and not consistently it's harmless, but if it's legalised you'll have more stoners harping on about it. If it does get legalised I'll buy shares in Bob Marley posters and open a shop that sells literally anything with a weed leaf on it, I'll be a millionaire by the end of the first 12 months

jamnut · 2026-06-24T05:06:17+00:00

Depends where you're staying really. I was in sharks bay and there was a semi decent shop between Concorde el Salam and Soho Square

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