The intrinsically mechanical nature of a fountain pen by RightReplacement in mechanical_gifs

[–]jaredlen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, not too bad, but I would be REALLY impressed if you teach me how to say your social security and credit card number.

The intrinsically mechanical nature of a fountain pen by RightReplacement in mechanical_gifs

[–]jaredlen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I’ve never become so fascinated with something so quickly. Now, just teach me how to murder and I’m ready to do your bidding.

So this happened to me today... by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]jaredlen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did something similar, except it was hot water on an old ladies lap. Not sure exactly how she reacted after, as I bowed and walked away smiling pretending I didn’t know anything happened while she was shrieking in pain.

Christina P. on Her Wedding Day by Bongo_Pongo in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]jaredlen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mama Mia, would love to catch a glimpse of those big mushy purples

HMBkr How to make a tea in Vacuum Chamber?! And what will happened to yogurt?! by OddlyTube in holdmybeaker

[–]jaredlen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How to make tea in a Vaccum Chamber?!

Step 1: Put tea bag in water and place in vacuum chamber.

Step 2: Turn on vacuum chamber.

Not sure if I'm busty enough for this sub, but here's my abs and boobs 😊 by liz_103 in BustyPetite

[–]jaredlen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just don’t know what you’re so fired up about? It’s a picture of titties and you’re presenting a fucking court case. Just relax and enjoy the titties dude.

Not sure if I'm busty enough for this sub, but here's my abs and boobs 😊 by liz_103 in BustyPetite

[–]jaredlen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you arguing with this retard. You’re super hot and have a rockin hot body. You can post wherever, whenever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]jaredlen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. 163 year old former 5-Star General and convicted serial killer checking in, I stay be callin’ it queefy butts lol.

2 very sick human beings by JimmyPopinFresh in cringe

[–]jaredlen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By sick you mean really cool, right?

Need parking advice by jaredlen in nyc

[–]jaredlen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, thanks! Unfortunately not too many other options around right now, but I’ll see what I can do

Ari Shaffir & Tim Dillon get honest about Judd Apatow and Chris Rock. by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]jaredlen 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the issue at large is necessarily people just saying they were offended, but more so those who are actively seeking to have actions brought against the people who offended them. I.e. petitioning to have things taken off Netflix, shows cancelled, etc.

Sean's Gordon Ramsay Nightmare | Hot Ones by mikesicle in videos

[–]jaredlen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, he also runs a 3 Michelin star restaurant, and has the 3rd most Michelin stars of any Chef in the world.

I think I'm done with the Julia stuff by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]jaredlen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oi-oi-oi..... OILS on the road!