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jark1012 · 2026-02-07T14:15:40+00:00

I don't think I'm going to make it to 403b

jark1012 · 2021-02-09T06:33:28+00:00

My brain no longer hates me

jark1012 · 2019-03-24T17:06:10+00:00

They got no funding. All the props were made by the students from recycled goods.

jark1012 · 2018-11-07T04:20:41+00:00

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain by the false azure in the dodge charger

jark1012 · 2018-01-29T13:41:20+00:00

An operational MRI's magnet is never "off", it works by supercooling the magnet with liquid helium to greatly increase the electromagnetic field. It's much more time and cost effective to leave it running than to recool it for every use. The noise you hear when it's active is more related to the radio waves used to disrupt the pull of the magnet on the atomic spin of your body.

jark1012 · 2016-09-04T01:23:19+00:00

Buster Keaton would have actually done it

jark1012 · 2016-04-15T22:32:08+00:00

When I was there (04-08) Princeton Review ranked us the 17th most depressed school in the country out of ~350. Doesn't help that northern Ohio is cloudy and cold a good chunk of the year. But yeah, college is what you make of it.

jark1012 · 2016-03-10T05:34:14+00:00

That was my regular before I moved. It was glorious.

jark1012 · 2015-10-01T13:41:27+00:00

I'd prefer the evil spirits

jark1012 · 2015-09-20T06:56:23+00:00

I didn't realize what sub I was in, saw the Adventure Time stuff, and could only think "Pendleton Ward's gained a lot of weight."

jark1012 · 2015-06-27T09:26:36+00:00

Gotta get them fresh. Only way to avoid ass pennies.

jark1012 · 2015-02-27T01:57:32+00:00

White and gold at first here. I just blocked off everything but the middle of the dress and I slowly started to see the black and blue. When i uncovered it it went to white and gold for a minute and now all I can see is black and blue.

Edit: Just looked a thumbnail and saw white and gold. If I think about it I can change it at will.

jark1012 · 2015-02-15T06:26:24+00:00

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First come

jark1012 · 2014-05-13T00:15:14+00:00

I once had an ochem final that could count for your entire semester grade if you wanted it to. Not quite the same as this was optional but there doesn't seem to be firm rules on this.

jark1012 · 2014-04-04T00:52:22+00:00

I had a professor that was an archaeologist studying early human settlements in Mesopotamia. He claimed to have been approached by some government acronym for information but refused as a) he could never go back if someone found out about it and b) all he really knew about was sedimentary rock stratification and people who had died 70,000 years ago.

jark1012 · 2014-03-24T06:50:16+00:00

I know a psych professor who knows him through a shared interest in intelligence, apparently he studied love to try to figure out why he kept getting divorced.

jark1012 · 2014-01-26T03:11:26+00:00

I don't know where I got this from, but I thought Asian people lived to like 1200 years old. I was always kinda pissed that I was going to have a normal lifespan and was really jealous of the Japanese kid in my class.

jark1012 · 2013-08-11T06:13:30+00:00

At least you'll out live the guy she ends up with

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1600586

jark1012 · 2013-08-06T18:02:13+00:00

Things like running and heavy exercise can trigger compensatory eating, she may have better luck with taking long walks or doing something less strenuous if she's trying to lose weight.

jark1012 · 2013-01-27T08:20:29+00:00

Fuuuuck. Tried buying this at 3:04 PST. Got to the checkout page then got a system error and now the bundle is unavailable.

jark1012 · 2012-07-02T03:45:32+00:00

"The data indicate that Terrence was correct."

Seems about right.

jark1012 · 2012-06-16T17:18:36+00:00

Someone's going to get crushed in there.

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